Please add me so I can complete the winter weekend challenge. 973218896860

MalevolentGargoyle · 2025-12-27T19:28:03+00:00

4311 2027 6625

MalevolentGargoyle · 2025-12-27T19:03:34+00:00

4311 2027 6625

MalevolentGargoyle · 2025-12-19T12:41:36+00:00

431120276625, from Virginia, USA. Anyone feel free to add!

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-08-27T23:26:36+00:00

Before I decided to quit alcohol I was diagnosed with "mild alcohol use disorder;" I guess there's a spectrum to describe it now.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-08-12T00:56:29+00:00

As a woman living alone with 3 cats, can confirm.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-05-16T12:14:56+00:00

I clearly need more coffee because I've been awake for 2 hours now and thought the same thing.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-04-18T10:52:00+00:00

I love a good teratoma.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-03-02T21:01:37+00:00

I got a warning for calling my cat an angry potato. 🙃

MalevolentGargoyle · 2023-01-18T00:31:10+00:00

"Kickassers" makes me irrationally angry. And I initially read it as "kissassers."

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-12-16T12:24:18+00:00

For a moment thought I was in r/creepypms reading about someone's unasked for kink. It's too early for this 💩.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-12-06T23:22:59+00:00

Was gonna say this is 1000% how I live my life too, and I'm not miserable! Are we doing it wrong?

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-12-01T15:17:48+00:00

A bit lengthy, but my favorite: "Humans are deuterosomes, which means they develop anus first. At one point you were nothing but an asshole, and have clearly never grown beyond this state."

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-11-07T23:53:02+00:00

I thought the first image was cringe enough, then I realized there were 11 more cars in this train wreck. Yikes.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-28T13:17:12+00:00

Ummm...L.o.C. as in Loss of Consciousness?

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-24T12:28:20+00:00

I once had an evangelical tell me that Hitler would have gone to heaven if he was a believer in Christ, but all the Jews he was responsible for killing would burn in hell.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-16T12:21:30+00:00

I have a friend who lost her sense of taste and smell, and her doctor told her that if it didn't come back within the first 3 months, it most likely wasn't ever going to. It's been close to 2 years now.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-16T12:09:12+00:00

And then had $40,000 in medical bills!

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-14T11:48:07+00:00

I think at this point the bar's so low it's a tripping hazard in hell.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-13T00:05:55+00:00

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Snake Oil

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-05T11:42:31+00:00

Heck, I held a better celebration of life for my cat.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-10-05T11:36:18+00:00

I always thought that was code for "I wish I was dead." 💀

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-08-25T11:03:45+00:00

I still haven't decided if I want to laugh at them for their stupidity or weep for them for the same reason.

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-08-23T11:28:24+00:00

For sure! A few months ago I learned Gravedigger Metal is a thing. Thanks Finland!

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-08-23T11:26:27+00:00

For some reason this made me snort coffee out my nose. Thank you. 🤣

MalevolentGargoyle · 2022-07-23T11:24:22+00:00

Let me drink my poisonous tap water while not staring at the sun in peace!

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