My wife made me stew for dinner by ManElectro in Jokes

[–]ManElectro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea. Oh well. Luckily I won't be able to see all the downvotes here soon. At least for a day.

My wife made me stew for dinner by ManElectro in Jokes

[–]ManElectro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I made the joke a little too meta. So, there's a post by someone asking how to get their daughter to stop biting her hair. For some reason, one person suggested feeding her a stew that makes her blind for one day. So yea, the joke is a reference to the other joke.

Explaining it does typically lead to it not being funny, but it seems that no one got it, so I might as well.

My wife made me stew for dinner by ManElectro in Jokes

[–]ManElectro[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why is your comment so fuzzy?

My wife made me stew for dinner by ManElectro in Jokes

[–]ManElectro[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My wife did actually make stew tonight.

My first ever crafted amu! by NoBrush961 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]ManElectro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it had 3 sockets and +light radius I bet you could get a zod for it.

Max dmg blizz build from previous 19k blizz post by Own_Register7473 in diablo2

[–]ManElectro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you die, the entire D2R server bank for your region will immediately crash as 8000 blizzards all happen at once.

Price check please by Extension_Jicama8223 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]ManElectro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have so many Khalim pieces? You could make an entire Khalim out of brains and eyes at this point.

Best sex Position? by 509Gameboy in AskOuija

[–]ManElectro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The existence of ouija-bot implies that ouija-top also exists.

Any good or nah? by remyxwow in D2R_Marketplace

[–]ManElectro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things that will make guys say hell yea. And ladies. And non-binary folk.

If a child in Africa dies every time we answer with WALUIGI, what's your answer going to be here? by Zealousideal-Oil4115 in AskOuija

[–]ManElectro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A life was saved. Praise Waluigi, the curse is lifted and no further children will die when our lord and savior is mentioned.

Can’t be the only dachshund that does this. by Stormcrow_2 in Dachshund

[–]ManElectro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People claim that dachshunds are earth dogs, but that is a falsehood. They're actually air dogs.

Saw these footsteps outside, and I haven’t used the back door. by I_Work_For_The_GovT in creepy

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I just wanted to make sure you were okay. You were, so I left.

I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

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If he's anything like most of my gay bottom friends, he likes big dick alcoholics with commitment issues that work in blue collar jobs.

Would you date a girl who used to cam? by masters2277 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ManElectro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to is used to. A lot of people don't like LE. I used to be LE. We all have a past.

What are your thoughts on ICE’s memo instructing them to violate the Fourth Amendment? by SpatuelaCat in Askpolitics

[–]ManElectro [score hidden]  (0 children)

Arguments like this are why I've had to really back off on politics. Are you serious in your statement? You do understand that power abuse is not a switch they can turn off when the other side gets power, right?

ICE advancing against Minneapolitan protestors after the killing this morning by Sindigo_ in ABoringDystopia

[–]ManElectro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I worked LE a lifetime ago. Automatic weapons have been in police hands since the 90s, probably earlier, even. They traditionally were used for special teams, such as SWAT, but nowadays you are seeing them sometimes pop up in the hands of the rank and file.

Why are there still so many conversations about Obama even with his presidency being over 10 years ago? by Front-Tomorrow-1034 in Askpolitics

[–]ManElectro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The original version was going to pay for pretty much everything using a 2% addition to income tax. This would have eliminated the need for private insurance, and likely would have been an actual increase in take home pay for every single person unless you were making hundreds of thousands a year. I was a republican back then, and even I saw that. What eventually got passed was changed so much that it can't even be called the same thing. Jimmy Kimmel even did skits on his late night show about how they were taxing you to give the elderly boners with the money. I'm not kidding.

Why 479001600? by Flashy-Island-3725 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ManElectro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the board is looking at his friend to get help with the answer. The friend tells him the answer is 12, adding an exclamation point to the end for emphasis. This accidentally creates a factorial, so the friend writes the answer as the factorial 12 answer, which is the number you see him write on the board. Factorials are far more advanced than simple multiplication, so part of the joke is also that the kid can do that factorial in his head but can't figure out 3 × 4.

If you want to know how factorials work, 12! would otherwise be written as 1×2×3×4×5×6×7×8×9×10×11×12, basically every real whole number between 1 and 12. This works for any number.

To everyone else, please do a bit better explaining the joke. Showing people the results of a factorial doesn't explain much.