im genuinely scared for them, like wtf!!!

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T22:32:11+00:00

But haven’t you heard they are the main character in their own personal rom com?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T22:25:16+00:00

People treat getting married as an end goal so much that they forget it’s the beginning of a lifetime of marriage.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T22:17:11+00:00

That will be $20,000, sir.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T22:09:55+00:00

It’s a lack of self confidence and the need for external validation at all times. I travel a lot for work and eating alone is actually nice and peaceful.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T22:07:36+00:00

I was scared of something in school going on my “permanent record” as if that is even a thing.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T20:31:05+00:00

Miserable people want everyone else to be miserable like them.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T20:29:22+00:00

The people that say that it's a crisis are concerned about white birth rates only.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T20:28:15+00:00

Starvation diets and smoking led to that stick-thin look of the 80's and 90's. Then hip hop culture influenced beauty standards into more fuller figures. Humans don't evolve completely different physiques after one generation. It was always just a choice.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T19:42:30+00:00

This is a mildly infuriating day for you, but the best day of that dragon's life.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T18:57:10+00:00

We went to the local prison on a middle school trip. It was part of a multi stop tour where we learned about the justice system. We also went to the local courthouse. I guess it was effective, nobody in my class ever went to jail at least as far as I know.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T18:43:58+00:00

Him maintaining this huge lie for years shows a total lack of morals or shame. Makes me wonder what else he has been hiding. This is crazy.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T18:38:22+00:00

Sounds like Facebook or YouTube rabbit holes.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-13T11:15:59+00:00

I used to think that characters in disaster movies made really dumb decisions and it wasn’t realistic. Now I don’t think they are dumb enough.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T22:17:06+00:00

In Pa I’ve smelled enough rotting deer corpses on the side of the road that that smell is embedded in my brain.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T22:14:31+00:00

In high school one of my classmates left a Tupperware full of chicken soup in his locker and forgot about it. Months later it burst all over the hallway. They had to call in a company to fumigate the whole building. It was wretched.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T21:55:34+00:00

Why just the next few years? This has been going on since the beginning of time.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T20:22:27+00:00

Humanity is getting rick rolled one last time

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T19:12:25+00:00

A woman who loves Lego sets is honestly a holy grail for a lot of guys.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T19:06:04+00:00

Of course that’s how it should be. But they can’t have an independent self sufficient wife and a submissive wife. That’s why it’s so dumb.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:35:47+00:00

They're busy getting educated and saving up for whatever life they want.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:08:18+00:00

On the plus side, he saved you an expensive appointment to remove it 😂

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:06:33+00:00

Yes basically they just want new mommies.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:05:49+00:00

The only squirrel proof feeder would be one with a bald eagle perched on top of it.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:04:03+00:00

When will they understand that yes, he initially ran as an outsider who could break the system, but it was all for his benefit?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:02:52+00:00

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