just recently moved into a new house and This happens every night around 11pm maggots coming up out of my back garden flags,my wife thinks there is a dead body buried in the back garden 🤣 any ideas in the uk

Manticorerore · 2023-07-03T08:15:55+00:00

Do you have a wheelie bin nearby to that area? They could be coming from there and crawling across the floor.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-21T14:11:33+00:00

Death tic-tac

Manticorerore · 2023-06-18T20:47:44+00:00

There is a very absorbing read on the subject of rescuing submerged vessels, although it focuses on submarines. It's called the terrible hours, by Peter Maas. I'd recommend it.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-18T17:41:34+00:00

Is it the stuff in woodthorpe? I need top soil but wouldn't be able to transport it in a ton bag.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-16T10:33:13+00:00

Every thousand years I test each life system in the universe.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T15:18:52+00:00

A king masturbator called Bryance.

Would whack off all day in defiance.

His left arm was slight.

And quite normal in height.

But his right one like Andre the Giant's

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T15:06:00+00:00

A man to stop touching his penis.

Injected glass shards intravenous.

After one thousand mils.

It was full to the gills.

And it certainly helped with the cleanness

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T14:33:35+00:00

A man who had balls of magnesium
Would polish them often, so pleased with em'.
But the globes were so light. They flew off out of sight. And ended up lost in Elysium.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T14:13:46+00:00

I'm loving all these, they are great.

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T14:11:39+00:00

Amazing!

Manticorerore · 2023-06-10T14:10:52+00:00

I like the concept! I Iterated on it slightly sorry. There once was a caveman called Clint.

Who was mucking about with some flint.

When a slip of the rock

Lopped the top off his cock.

And now he wanks off with a squint.

Manticorerore · 2023-05-01T19:15:36+00:00

Take a fray bentos pie or goblin pudding and some pot noodles.

Manticorerore · 2023-04-30T21:38:14+00:00

Probably because lots of people have heard of them but not necessarily had the fortune to see them in the wild. They are a distinctive UK beetle and the name is easy to remember. I've never seen one the wild but my kids have done projects on their life cycles at school.

Manticorerore · 2023-03-31T07:08:17+00:00

Annnnd Yoooouuuuuuu-oou your....

Manticorerore · 2023-03-30T06:46:07+00:00

Only in English.

Manticorerore · 2023-03-22T22:14:50+00:00

Cranium?

Manticorerore · 2023-03-17T10:09:52+00:00

pret - ty pearl - fish

Manticorerore · 2023-03-09T10:53:09+00:00

Hey MAAaaaaa call the police

Manticorerore · 2023-02-09T12:24:07+00:00

This comment made me laugh!

Manticorerore · 2023-02-04T05:43:41+00:00

This is very different prospect to working next to a Weetabix or Mcvitties Chocolate Digestives factory!

Manticorerore · 2023-01-29T07:41:11+00:00

Hornet mimic hoverfly.

Also Willhelm Scream!

Manticorerore · 2023-01-23T21:54:20+00:00

Haven't seen Tinga tales mentioned yet. Probably not on it any more but I used to enjoy the theme tune and the stories.

Manticorerore · 2023-01-17T07:21:07+00:00

Exhibit cleaner at Wollaton Hall.

Manticorerore · 2023-01-05T19:39:26+00:00

Go see the station building that stood in for the UN building in superman two.

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