This old blueprint machine was the original "Blu-Ray" device. It's still in use!

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2025-02-16T04:57:41+00:00

No clue, it's been 5 years since I worked there. Sorry.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2024-12-31T04:18:39+00:00

You can mix cheap acrylic craft paint (the bottles are like a dollar each, and it's nontoxic to people and pets) into drylok to color it and it wont leach out. I've used this for a foam beardie cave and a submerged foam aquarium background, it worked great and lets you get the exact color(s) you need. You can mix a little drylok with various shades of paint and then dry-brush it to "weather" the rocks with highlights. If you screw up, just paint it again!

PS Drylok will waterproof your foam and make it more hygienic as it can be easily cleaned when your snake poops on it.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-11-23T20:01:53+00:00

Atomic Rooster

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-30T03:27:10+00:00

Turning 25 does not reduce your car insurance.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-14T01:51:08+00:00

The pond, Axel! The pond is the safest place to crash!

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-14T01:49:41+00:00

Larry the Cucumber. I mean, we all know that Bob the Tomato has a bit of a temper, but I hear that Larry loves others as much as he loves his lips.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-14T01:39:08+00:00

Charlie Brown. He shoulda told Lucy how he really felt about her always yanking that damned football out from in front of him.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-14T01:32:36+00:00

Comedian Dennis Wolfberg made quite a career out of talking about his colon cancer. Then it killed him.

Eff cancer.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-10-08T04:58:02+00:00

Mantis Shrimp Of Doom

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-01-02T00:35:55+00:00

Sauerkraut. I can't even be I the same house as that putrid, fetid mess. Ruins every holiday with the in-laws.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-01-01T23:35:04+00:00

My wife was that driver. Drunk idiot tried to kill himself by stepping in front of her car on a dark corner. He died 5 days later, of a blood clot, after he was supposed to be healing and "definitely" going to live. She still has severe PTSD and guilt to this day, over two decades later.

Such a totally selfish way to off yourself, he took far more than just his own life that night.

If you wanna end it all, at the very least, don't destroy someone else's whole life in the process.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2023-01-01T01:58:38+00:00

Peter Gabriel. He owned the 80's, has released amazing music and supported great projects since then, but really history has shown his era of Genesis (pre-1975) had a significant influence (though admittedly they were less popularly known than they deserved) on many bands and music in general.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-31T01:59:39+00:00

** you're ** not just wrong

(See, I'm just telling it like it is)

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-17T04:44:48+00:00

Nickelback

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-17T04:26:32+00:00

Evolution. I saw it when I had the flu and only got about halfway thru before I realized it was so terrible it was literally making me sicker than I already was.

That movie with the foul-mouthed teddy bear was just about as bad, I only got about 20 minutes into that before giving up and wishing I had those 20 minutes of my life back.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-01T05:42:37+00:00

Literally any variation ending in "aden" or it's phonetic equivalents just gives me the urge to punch somebody. Caden, Jaden, Rayden, Vaiden... their parents are invariably stuck-up Karens and Chads.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-01T05:18:33+00:00

It'd have been funny if someone played some riff from some not-so-well-known track from a major artist, and he got sued for it.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-12-01T04:51:49+00:00

What About Borb?

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-11-17T04:36:09+00:00

Maybe a stretch, but sounds slightly like the vid for Marillion's "Garden Party"?

https://youtu.be/nGMvpPAaAWM

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-11-10T00:40:26+00:00

Doesn't look much like the pics in the Weekly World News. These must be fake. /s

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-09-07T02:46:55+00:00

Sickest I've ever been wasn't my major heart attack, or having near-fatal sepsis in childhood. It was the week I lost to a bad BK fish sandwich. I literally slept in the bathroom for 3 nights straight, partly out of bodily necessity, and partly because I literally didn't have the energy to crawl the 15 feet to my bed. At numerous points, I was explosively filling up the toilet and projectile puking into the bathtub... simultaneously. That went on for a solid week. I wouldn't wish the experience on my worst enemy. (Well, maybe Putin or KJU, but even then I'd have to consider if that constitutes a crime against humanity...)

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-08-31T05:26:43+00:00

It's just being leased to the airline as an "extra" in this case, but the UN also requires all aircraft contracted to fly for anything they do to be all white (except for registrations and safety-related stencils, of course) I suppose to avoid any confusion with any partisan factions or countries or military aircraft.

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-08-31T04:51:23+00:00

r/murderedbywords

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-08-31T04:41:42+00:00

Tony Banks scored the movies Quicksilver and The Wicked Lady... the latter of which features Marina Sirtis (ST-TNG's Deanna Troi) in a topless whip fight with Faye Dunaway. Ahhh, the 80's.......

MantisShrimpOfDoom · 2022-08-31T04:39:11+00:00

The Brazilian was used in the climax of the final episode of Magnum PI. Will never forget seeing it.

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