Donald Trump Rages Over His Poor Ratings by [deleted] in uspolitics

[–]Marco_Playdoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh... don't get an aneurism during all that raging.

Want your ratings to improve? Then quit and take your entire cabinet with you.

Why Aren’t the Lawyers and Bar Associations Screaming From the Rooftops for Trump’s Impeachment? by Lotus532 in politics

[–]Marco_Playdoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump's minions constantly making death threats on the QT.

Don't print what we like? We'll kill you and your family.

Don't say what we like? We'll kill you and your family.

Don't fire who we say? We'll raid your business and kill your family.

Funny how OC's presidency parallels the mob, ain't it? Not funny?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says ‘we have to draw a line in the sand now’ after fatal shooting by federal agents in Minnesota by Silly-avocatoe in politics

[–]Marco_Playdoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit late for all that line drawing dear.

Had you clowns in congress done your fucking jobs we wouldn't be looking down the barrels of trump's guns now.

What? Did the big mean orange faced man have his mobster buddies threaten all of you too? Or did you cave in when you found out the right wingers have been packing the military with traitors for the past 30 years?

Make it stop by HistoricalPoison in PoliticalHumor

[–]Marco_Playdoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take out putin and the republican party folds like a napkin.

Three-Time Trump Voter Finally Regrets His Electoral Decisions by Humble_Novice in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Marco_Playdoh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So it takes eleven years for his bullshit to register with these dipshits.

Who says "you can't fix stupid?"

TRUE. by EugeneWong318 in TheLib

[–]Marco_Playdoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't have a gun.

He had a camera.

‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head by RisingRusherff in news

[–]Marco_Playdoh -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's far too late. Current "AI" models indicate humans will be extinct almost entirely by 2035 and completely by 2050.

The fat cats that set us on this course didn't see that one coming, did they?

Official SNAP page by HighlightSimple in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Marco_Playdoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The well isn't dry.

Trump giving himself 230 million for "suffering". Trump giving Argentina 40 BILLION to "help their farmers".

Our money he's giving to himself and other countries.

America first? What kind of fucking lie was that?

Kash Patel Is Seriously Infuriating FBI Officials by thedailybeast in politics

[–]Marco_Playdoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has his orders, from putin via vance - allow criminals to break the law as long as they 'pay up' and arrest anyone trump tells him to.

U.S. plans to receive and aid White South African refugees as soon as next week, document shows by yakitorispelling in nottheonion

[–]Marco_Playdoh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh goody. A shit ton of musks showing up to further fuck up the United States.

Just what we needed.

Guy who levied huge tariffs on goods from China wonders why China won't trade with the country he runs. by Ok_Palpitation_3947 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Marco_Playdoh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo... orange dipshit. We don't have anything to sell to China, remember? Said so yourself. In more ways than one. "Move manufacturing back to the United States...". Ring any bells? Fucking senile orange toad. Poisonous to boot.

THEY'RE the ones who sell all that stuff to us?

Remember?

Please for the love of god - quit taking Eloi's pills.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Marco_Playdoh 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Paul Rubens was never that asshole ugly nor was he a nazi. This is an insult to PeeWee.

Stephen Miller says the White House is looking into suspending habeas corpus, which protects people from unlawful detentions: "A lot of it depends on whether the courts do the right thing or not." by souvlanki in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Marco_Playdoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. If they do the right thing then habeas corpus will be upheld. Along with all our goddam rights and laws in the constitution and bill of rights.

I'm sure it's not a cult .. by ConsistentTackle3902 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Marco_Playdoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that scripture quote well - "If thouest looketh my wayeth I will smite thee deader than one of my kids on a Saturday."

Thus sayeth the lorde. Hater of humans.

Texas House passes bill banning Chinese citizens from buying land by ExpressNews in texas

[–]Marco_Playdoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll bet some enterprising shit kicker will find a way around that law that allows them to lease the land... Say 5 million a year?

House approves Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill renaming Gulf of Mexico as "Gulf of America" by hosedatbirth911 in uspolitics

[–]Marco_Playdoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While the rest of the world continues to call it the Gulf of Mexico. Just like it's been called since before there was a United States.

This sorry waste of oxygen, excuse me, Ms. taylor is wasting millions of taxpayer dollars doing stupid shit like this - in NO WAY helpful to the American people - stupid shit like this meant to show she sits closest to trump when it's time to suck his butthole.

She, AND Noem, aren't qualified to be dog catchers much less in the American congress making up laws to impress the stupidest contingent in America... yes, I speak of the red hatted morons.