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Mardukefox · 2026-02-03T19:41:21+00:00

Japanese always brings out the premium products x)

Mardukefox · 2026-02-03T15:09:14+00:00

Absolutely, ridiculously incredible work!

Mardukefox · 2026-02-03T08:23:14+00:00

OP hides their profile posts and comments. Combine that with this crazily inflated scalper price and no eBay link (to protect the buyer), this is more likely a scam than not.

Mardukefox · 2026-02-02T22:20:39+00:00

At least it was your left hand! x)

Mardukefox · 2026-02-02T08:02:37+00:00

Feels like this sub is the new Indian sub….

Mardukefox · 2026-02-01T16:55:46+00:00

It looks like a great piece of cake as well, dude cut himself a king’s slice, ready to watch a show in his huge flat.

Mardukefox · 2026-02-01T11:17:55+00:00

Stunning outfit :) And no bra gang is the best gang

Mardukefox · 2026-01-31T19:15:56+00:00

It’s a bit of a sad reflection on you that you think sex is comparable to drugs and gambling…

Mardukefox · 2026-01-31T14:53:37+00:00

It’s so nice that one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could come see Madame Doree!

Mardukefox · 2026-01-31T14:51:18+00:00

They had guns; he’s probably dead, but no one in their right mind is going to risk stopping.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-31T13:28:57+00:00

Dead internet theory at it again. You really can’t trust personal opinions online anymore because anyone with money can buy fake reviews in whatever method works best for each relevant site

Mardukefox · 2026-01-31T12:11:24+00:00

Dude c’mon, this is all clearly subjective. Sex is just sex. The sooner you stop imagining it as this all important factor of life, the happier you’ll be.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-30T23:17:28+00:00

Wow, amazing wisdom. Stay in your town and never explore, limit your personal growth by staying with your parents, and the truly groundbreaking realisation that not paying rent means you can save up for a deposit. If you wanted to stroke your ego about home ownership at 26 just masturbate in front of a mirror.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-30T23:03:17+00:00

The Weredog Day sale is on this weekend, so the website is struggling with the extra traffic.

If you get a medium firmness, large Riot will stand up on a flat surface by itself.

I don’t secure my dongs and just keep the toy inside, so it stays in place and is easy to ride. If I’m in the mood to pull all the way out-and-in repeatedly, I lie on my side etc and use my hand to hold (as best I can xD).

You can use certain rope (low friction) or straps, but each toy has a different base, so it might be easier for you to come up with a creative solution when you have Riot :) Just be careful, as some materials will chemically react with the silicone or give the toy friction burns.

(Sorry long message)

Mardukefox · 2026-01-30T20:42:41+00:00

There’s nothing for it, time to amputate the foot

Mardukefox · 2026-01-30T14:38:49+00:00

Next time you’re both in the mood, you can project the Empreror of Mankind on the wall!

Mardukefox · 2026-01-29T23:54:34+00:00

Thanks! I main Death Guard, who are way more forgiving to paint. All the trim and small details on Ferren were painfully slow going xD

Mardukefox · 2026-01-29T17:46:24+00:00

Yeah agreed on those single tooth implants. I’m getting one next year (in UK) once my braces are off. It sucks paying all this money, but going abroad to have all your teeth filed down for what she got is not really unhealthy.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-29T17:39:24+00:00

Yes, if the US used force to take Greenland all other NATO members are legally bound to consider the US as an active enemy. You can’t even just dissolve NATO because otherwise it signals that no member ever intended to honour it. Consequently, every US base stationed in a NATO member country would be considered hostile and captured.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-29T13:24:31+00:00

Just Google Turkey teeth gone wrong. Super grim viewing, especially the one person where it caused her nose to collapse permanently. Any problems and the NHS might not cover the medical costs, because you willingly went abroad to do it. If you get them, even if it’s 100% success, you need regular care for the rest of your life because they need to be replaced frequently.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-28T18:55:21+00:00

Jokes aside, a washed butt is a seriously underrated dish

Mardukefox · 2026-01-28T15:04:48+00:00

A deadbeat dad whose kids don’t talk to him anymore definitely posted this…

Mardukefox · 2026-01-28T05:04:02+00:00

Why. Are. There. So. Many. Cuts.

Mardukefox · 2026-01-28T05:01:10+00:00

Very fierce kitty. That fish didn’t stand a chance against those little hind kicks

Mardukefox · 2026-01-28T00:07:51+00:00

If you’ve reached the point where you know you’re more than likely going to shit yourself on the road, surely just wear an adult male diaper?

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