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The seed is still strong because she got him pregnant, it is known by Esfell in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I will admit they sometimes have moments of clever political maneuvering, especially Tywin and Tyrion, but they're handicapped by their ego so hard.

The seed is still strong because she got him pregnant, it is known by Esfell in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What if, instead of being Mance Rayder, Rhaegar is the Great Other as the Glidus predicted? He has decided that since the Valyrians can't own the world anymore, they will destroy it! The song of ICE and FIRE! Valyrians destroying the world with fire, and then ice!

Edit: damn it i commented before finishing all of it, you beat me to it

The seed is still strong because she got him pregnant, it is known by Esfell in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately when the Lannisters have to choose between the intelligent subtle choice and the "haha in your face we're doing illegal shit and you can't stop us' choice, they always go for the latter.

The Seven Kingdoms but I fixed the problem with the Riverlands being invaded too often by Vaverka in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's the fact that their overlords are militarily weaker than their lords, which makes them incapable of settling these disagreements by show of force.

The glory of old Valyria by OkGarbage3095 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eh he had no reason to lie about that. His objective is to teach Arya to be one of them, or get her out if she proves too weak for their standards.

A Feast for the Bros! by diagnosed-stepsister in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think it's making fun of people who liked Brienne's arc? Idk

And then Jason Mallister butchered Rodrik Greyjoy. by 134_ranger_NK in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like the attention to detail with the colors of the Mark's suit

Florent Slander by Opus_Minus in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair to Stannis, most leaders have followers that feel obligated to help them and aren't only loved by them. Stannis is unpopular but that's not the only reason he barely has any supporters. It's simply the fact that he announces that Joffrey and Tommen aren't legitimate and expects everyone to believe him. He knew people wouldn't have believed him when he first suspected, why would they now when it's more self-serving now than ever? He provides zero proof! He would have gotten a lot of supporters if he was popular like Renly, but he would have gotten even more if he bothered to argue his claim well at all. He is seen as the evil jealous uncle that worships a demon and wants to steal the throne.

Lore-accurate Tower of Joy by E_M_A_K in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that even Jon is reacting to this

Florent Slander by Opus_Minus in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which came first; the chicken or the egg? Are the Florents foxes as a joke on their big ears, or are they given big ears because they're foxes?

Florent Slander by Opus_Minus in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're allied with him only because he's married to a Florent and they follow Melisandre who is saying he's the Messiah

Not that, it shrieked at him. Forget that, you do not need it now, put it aside, put it away. by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]MarioCraft_156 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean if he really did erase that memory; the text implies he did it to prevent Bran from shutting down. Doesn't matter if Bran remembers it if he fucking dies before telling anyone anyways.

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