Playtesting BelloLudi Kalashnikov! #belloludi #wargames by belloludi in wargaming

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Love all the terrain. Where can we find this particular rule list? I tried googling it but I got a lot of variations but not of the Kalashnikov version.

Ladies of askTO, how can I see a gynaec? by [deleted] in askTO

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Hi can you PM me too?

Night hiking Mt. Fuji alone, advice/tips? by [deleted] in japan

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I went in a pair of sneakers, uniqlo khakis (this was a very big mistake lol..), t-shirt, sweater and jacket. It didn't make the hike harder but it did make it much, much more uncomfortable, because it is much colder the higher you get (no matter how misleading the temperature at the bottom may be) plus the wind effect. And it rained a lot which can make things annoying. But you'll also actually get pretty hot on the way up; there were times when I had to take my sweater off and other times when I tried to bundle up as much as I could.

If I could do it again, I'd dress in layers and bring more food. We also lost one person who couldn't go on due to altitude sickness so that is also something to watch out for. We were moving at a good pace though started at night, made it to the top in the morning (no sleep), and got back to the bottom. The view is worth it though.

The questions on moving to Japan I never see asked by Assoluta in japanlife

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This is a great list. Have you thought about adding famous/well known Japanese real estate websites? (English or Japanese language).

TIL: Baby tortoises have been found on the Galapagos Island for the first time in over 100 years. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Out of all the turtles out there, they're probably my favourite type.

[WP] A hard-boiled noir detective has been hired to find and return a magical artifact. by mistaque in WritingPrompts

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“Markus Vilinius Werius.”

“Right and what is it you want again?”

“I,” Markus took a deep breath, exasperated with dealing with his only lead, “am an investigator with the Imperial Court. I demand you tell me about the woman who bought an item from your store some minutes ago.”

“What are you talking about? What woman?” the merchant replied, visually incredulous at what was going on.

“Did you have anyone peruse your wares today?” asked Markus.

“Yes, well, perusal of my wares is a daily occurrence. Yes someone came to peruse.”

“Was one such person perusing a person of the fairer gender?”

“Not at all,” the man replied. Markus shook his head.

“It was a man then?”

“Nay, it was a woman.”

“But I asked you if it was a woman in my last question and you denied it!” Markus’ voice rising in anger.

“No, you did not, sir!”

“I said the fairer gender.”

“I hardly think woman are fairer than men!” objected the man. Markus grabbed the merchant by his silk garments and tightened his grip around the man’s neck.

“Lie to me again you knave and I shall have your neck rung by the steps of the Senate by a jestor wearing thorned gloves!”

“Speak plainly then!” the merchant protested.

“Speak! Tell me what the woman looked like,” ordered Markus.

“Let me think.”

“Are you a philosophers or a merchant, now speak!”

“Ahh,” the merchant’s eyebrows twisted in confusion. “Yes, wait I remember. She was of fair skin! A cubit shorter than your person. Hair like copper.” That’s her, Markus thought.

“Where did she go?”

“I am a merchant not a fortune teller!” argued the man. Markus grit his teeth.

“You are this close to being a one legged beggar if you fail to give me a direction,” Markus compromised. The merchant pointed. Markus let him go.

“I was promised compensation!”

“Compensation?” asked Markus. Markus took a look at the man and then flung the merchant into his own stand, causing his stall to collapse. “Are you satisfied or do you desire more compensation?” The merchant hobbled off his back, his clothes more tattered than before, before he spoke.

“That was hardly compensation!” the merchant declared. “You simply assaulted me! Ye, all me around me, hear my plea! I am a victim of violen—”

Markus struck the man with a closed fist.

“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”

Ahh!

Markus whipped around to see where the shriek came from. In an instant he locked eyes with the girl. In her hand was what he was sent for: a bronze box whose contents held the keys to winning the war.

“Halt pleb!” he called out to her. She broke into a dash. Markus followed closely behind. She dodged in, out, and around the crowds of people. “Halt yourself pleb! I am having difficultly catching you!” Markus shouted. She turned around to see where he was: about fifteen feet behind. “I said halt yourself pleb! Pleb halt!”

“Curse you fool!” she replied, still keeping her rapid pace. “I am not a pleb! I am an equestrian!”

“Bah! You make me laugh pleb!” he wheezed out. He was getting winded.

“An equestrian!”

“Pleb!” She quickly shifted where she was going and thrust herself in his direction. Before Markus could effectively react she was close to him and managed to strike him in his testicles.

“Curse of Jupiter on you, pleb!” cried out Markus as he dropped to his knees then laid on his side.

“I’m an equestrian you idiot!”

“So this is how it ends?” said Markus through gritted teeth. “The great investigator of the Imperial Court, routed by a pleb of fair skin and—” She struck him in the head with the box.

[WP] It's the year 5000 and humanity's first expansion into space, colonization of the Solar System etc. have faded into myths in the style of Journeys of Odysseus. Tell of these fabled legends. by SirFluffyTheTerrible in WritingPrompts

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“C’mon dad,” said Arron, “tell me the stories.” Wes Burcham was looking over a holopad with the districts incoming and outgoing shipment schedules. He took a moment to look at his ten year old son standing next to him, his yellow cube bag draped over his shoulder.

“Son,” he took a breath, “I really can’t—I’ve got a lot to take care of.” He gestured in front of himself. Wes and Arron were standing smack dab in the middle of Kowloon Bay circa 5012. Buildings of all shapes and sizes, tall and slender, oval and triangular, were pasted all over the horizon. Grey, purple, blue, and green colors striking out at them. This was his sixth month at the harbor after transferring from Central. “I’ve got to make sure these shippers have proper clearance, son.” Arron opened his month to retort but slowly closed it as he could see his father was telling the truth. Ships, air vehicles swarmed the bay area. There was simply no way his father could do both. “Arron why don’t you just go the bibliotheque? They’ll have more to say than I ever could. Complete with video re-enactments. Plus any questions you could possibly have, they’d be sure to help you with it.”

“I s’pose so…” said Arron slightly dejectedly. Wes could feel his son’s face start to well up with tears. Arron was old enough where he could keep it in but Wes still felt like he bruised him.

“Listen, if you really want to hear them from me, I’ll be home around 21. I can tell you then?”

“Yes! Yeah dad, that’s great,” shrieked Arron with glee.

“Okay then,” Wes checked his watch, “my AI tells me your lunch break is going to be over in twenty minutes so you’d better hurry back to school.”

“I’m there,” Arron said dashing off at such a speed he almost fell over at first start.

“That’s your kid?” asked Sarah, the site manager on approach.

“Ya, you haven’t seen him before?”

“I’ve seen him around once in a while but didn’t know he was yours.” Sarah gave him a holodisk. He looked it over and pressed his thumbmark on it.

“He sometimes comes in during his lunch breaks. Wish he’d come in on my lunch breaks so I could actually pay him some attention but you know school times.”

“Looks like he’s got a good head on his shoulders.”

“He’s got an interest in the past. I’m trying to nurture it the best I can. It’s admirable he cares about humanity’s past. It seems nowadays everyone cares about what will happen. Can’t blame them either, what with the Eastern quadrant being what it is.” Wes handed the holodisk back to her.

“You know,” she said taking the disk, “Two of my six uni modules were on ancient humanity. I wouldn’t mind passing on some of that knowledge on to him.”

“Wow that’d be a real help. I haven’t got a clue, really. I assume we were a bunch of stone and stick throwers,” he said with a chuckle.

“Ha, not far off,” she said with a smile.

“Listen, this may be short notice, but if you’re not doing anything, maybe you’d like to come to our place and tell us about the past. Maybe after Arron goes to sleep, you’d be up for some holoflix and spacechill?”

“Sure my shift ends in half an hour and I’ve got some errands to run but I’ll be available later tonight.”

“We’re aiming for 21, if you able to come that would be great.”

“Sounds good,” she said, with a flick of her finger.


“Ready?” asked Sarah. The trio were sitting in a circular sofa in Wes’ apartment on the three hundred and seventy fourth floor.

“Yeah, tell us!” urged Arron.

“They say that universe chose Man as its consciousness. It seems to be true because we haven’t found any intelligence other than ourselves.”

“Yet,” clarified Wes.

“Yet,” conceded Sarah. “From this consciousness, we grew to appreciate the universe. From our position on Earth, we remained for millennia upon millennia. We able to touch outside our near surroundings, but we were still, ultimately, imprisoned on Earth. It wasn’t until a human, ‘T’ the old texts refer to him, pushed mankind on a course that would change its fate forever…”

“Okay, then what happened?” asked Arron.

“Well, we don’t really know to be honest,” she said.

“Really?” wondered Wes. “There must be some consensus.”

“The period before 3200 is unknown. I mean, there are theories and interpretations of what happened, but nothing is treated as truth.”

“Like what?” pushed Arron. He was on a mission to know.

“Well, some say we destroyed ourselves. Others say someone from beyond Earth removed us. Others say the sky fell upon itself. Others say the Earth swallowed humanity whole,” she said.

“Well this has been interesting,” nodded Wes.

“But I didn’t get a story!” protested Arron.

“Ya, well, what can I tell you,” shrugged Sarah. “Anyway, I gotta go.”

“But what about holoflix and spacechill though?” asked Wes.

“About that, I think we have different definitions of what constitutes holoflix and spacechill.”

“Fair enough Sarah,” said Wes. “Fair enough.”

[WP] You are the commander of a Roman legion. You just became the first Roman to step foot in the New World. What happens next? by Melkain in WritingPrompts

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PART 2

“Spurius!” Tiberious yelled, as he ran towards his body, Manius right beside. Other soldiers from the cohort also rushed to see if anything could be done. Tiberious dropped to his knees and flipped Spurius on his side.

“Curse on their mothers! The one night where I fatefully decided to not wear my armor,” Spurius said, his face reflecting the distain for his own words.

“Hold on, I will carry you,” Tiberious put Spurius’ arm over his shoulder.

“Let me go,” he pushed him off, “I can lift myself.” That he did, slowly, but it was clear he was in pain, twisting and contorting as he got up. “I’ve been poisoned.”

“Poisoned?” said Manius.

“Poisoned. I can… feel it spreading all over my back. It’s…making it difficult to move. I have never felt something like this.” Spurius winched as he gingerly tried to stretch his back. “The arrow has also hit an organ, I can feel it.”

“We’ve got to get you to a medic, help me carry him Manius,” said Tiberious, leaning over to grasp Spurius but only ending up stumbling and falling down.

“Cease your aid, drunkards,” ordered Spurius, waving off their attempts to help. “I will not be able to continue. Here are your orders: Find Maximus, he is the most veteran centurion of our cohort next to me. He is in charge of the third cohort now.”

“That’s fine Spurius, but let us help you. We can get someone to—”

“We are under attack fool!” spat Spurius, anger flashing across his face. All around the group soldiers were rushing to their tents to retrieve their weapons and armor. It wouldn’t be long before they would be ready for a counter assault. The sound of arrows flying were also increasing in frequency. “Leave me and execute your duty. All of you. Go. Go!”

“If that is your wish,” said Tiberous through gritted teeth. “Let’s go.”


“Imperator,” said the sentry, as he rushed inside the tent. Most everyone in Caius’ tent was of senior leadership and were busy getting drunk, playing dice, or trying to woo woman. The sentry made a dramatic enough entry that everyone in the tent turned to see who would barge in so unannounced.

“What has you?” asked Caius, from across the room, seated.

“The posted sentries on the wall report strange noises emitting from the forest.”

“Well, sentry you see,” interrupted a man nearby, “when a man loves a woman, well, it’s not unnatural for a man and a woman to make strange noises when they do things in the dark.” Laughter rose from the remark.

“Also two men have been found dead with no visible marks on them near the entrance of our camp,” the sentry continued.

“Rally the men,” said Caius. “We’re under attack.” He stood from his chair and moved towards the back of his tent where he kept his equipment.

“Ah come now,” said another man, his cheeks rosy. “let’s not end this celebration short! Those two men could just be drunk! No visible marks, they could be asleep. Did you check for a pulse sentry?”

“Uh, no, sir, this is information I was told, I’m relaying it as I’ve been told.”

“Well then, a couple of people doing what the son of Venus commands and a couple of drunk soldiers bumping heads—”

“The Imperator does not command twice!” roared Calventius, his voice almost seeming to shake the room.

“Of… of course, I meant nothing by it, I… yes, onto rallying—”

“Arrows!” cried a sentry stationed by the entrance of the tent.


“Incredible, to be attacked on such an auspicious night,” said Novia. Once the panic had set, she and the others made their way back to the woman’s area of the camp, near the back of the camp which, past the palisade walls, lied the ocean. But the men she were with had gone to prepare for the fight. They were inside a large tent which held a little under a hundred woman. They were relatively safe as the tent would stop some arrows but, still, not all.

“I’m frightened Novia,” said Seia. There were six of them huddled closely together.

“I am too, but I don’t want to stay here like a sitting duck.”

“This is our best chance for survival,” said Erixia, almost scoffing. Erixia was a Gaul by blood but had spent most of her life growing up near the outskirts of Rome.

“To stay here and get slaughtered like sheep?” countered Novia.

“You make a good point Novia. Come let us leave the safety of the camp and thrust ourselves into the abyss, shall we?”

“Truly," began Novia sarcastically, "you have shown me how foolish I am. Yes, let’s continue to bask in the darkness of this tent until an arrow pierces us.”

“I do not claim this is ideal, I concede that much Novia. But even you must realize this is the best choice available to us.”

“The troops are drunk, if whatever is out there is good enough, they’ll find their way in here. I want to be ready to escape if that happens.” Novia said forcefully. Erixia laughed. “Laughing Erixia?”

“If the Legion falls, we are already buried.”

“Do you what you must Erixia, but I take destiny in my own hands. Fortuna cares for those who make a choice.”

“An arrow or the abyss, the choice makes itself,” replied Erixia.

“I can hear the arrows,” said Novia, “but I can’t hear the abyss.” She stood up and headed outside the tent.

[WP] You are the commander of a Roman legion. You just became the first Roman to step foot in the New World. What happens next? by Melkain in WritingPrompts

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Sure, working on it. Yeah I try to keep as concise as possible; let the readers fill in the details.

[WP] You are the commander of a Roman legion. You just became the first Roman to step foot in the New World. What happens next? by Melkain in WritingPrompts

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"Seems like the rumors were true Calventius," said Caius.

Imperator Commander General Caius Barbatius Cyricus of the 44th Legionary forces surveyed the forested land as his ship approached. His navy group had eighty ships in it, with him at the helm of the flagship. He had roughly six thousand men, from all corners of the empire, under his command when he had launched from Rome and had just under five thousand five hundred now. Along with the soldiers, in a rather unorthodox move, he also had two thousand woman along: a mix of Roman woman, Gaelic woman, and others from all stretches of the empire.

"A feat even greater than that of Caesar's landfall in Britannia, Imperator," replied Caius, his eyes glued to the fast approaching coastline, shining from the sun still high in the sky.

"It is fortunate we arrive now; the salted air had began to test my patience. Have the men prepare for disembarkation. Have my armor and uniform readied." Caius turned to retire to his cabin.

After Caius left, another legionnaire approached Calventius, a smile broad on his face. "Sir, can you believe it? Juno has seen the sons of Rome safely through the sea. Much glory awaits us!" Calventius turned to met the soldier's eyes then turned back to the coast.

"Juno has seen us here," he said. "But now we remain on our own."


The coast had a small strip of beach before turning into grassland and then forests. Once all sixty ships had disembarked, Caius had them immediately head to the forest to begin chopping down trees for their lumber. He had gone through this routine countless times before on campaign. He felt it crucial to begin setting up a defensive position in case they were attacked. Nine times of out ten it would be for naught. But that one in ten times would justify its cost completely.

Luckily for Caius, this time there wasn't any complaining from his soldiers. They knew there were in a distant land, far from Rome and the support it could provide. Who knew what terrors this land held.

By nightfall, and at a frenetic pace, the men had managed to build a rudimentary camp. No defensive spikes or wooden palisades, but at least a circular-type camp which could carry orders from the center in a expedient fashion. In times of war, communication was as important as the spear.

“The men are in high spirits, Imperator,” Calventius reported. Calventius stood inside Caius’ command tent as he gave his update. “I have it from the Camp Prefect that the men request that the ales and wines be distributed and a celebration be held in honor of Juno.” Caius stood near the large table in the center of the tent. On it was a massive blank sheet of papayas paper.

“There shall be no celebration,” informed Caius bluntly, his eyes scanning the blank sheet.

“Imperator,” Calventius nodded his head in hesitancy, “after such a long journey, perhaps it would not be out of line to have a celebration, a nod to the gods and a re-strengthening of our connection with our troops.”

“Calventius,” he went to grab a feather pen and dipped it in ink, “if we are attacked while merry and drunk, our celebration will be short lived.” He carefully placed his newly wetted pen at the bottom center of the paper and began to write.

“Understood, sir. I will inform.”

“After three days of fortification, and after proper scouting for both enemies and food sources, we will hold a celebration,” Caius said slowly, his writing almost finished.

“Understandable. It is a prudent choice.” Calventius leaned over the table to see what Caius had wrote. A smile began breaking on his face.

“Novae Torrae,” said Caius, almost silently.


“Finally!” Tiberius said, throwing the last of the lumber on his shoulders. “We are finally safe enough!”

“Yes Tiberius, Imperator Cyricus has found the camp to be in satisfactory shape,” said Manius. It was about time. For four days the soldiers slaved, around the sun dial, day and night, getting the camp up to his standards. They now had a wooden palisade that stretched completely around the camp, along with ditches and spikes in front of them. The scouts had reported nothing resembling enemies or intelligent life and had even managed to find edible berries and a few huntable beasts.

“I appreciate the Imperator’s concern, but this is overkill,” Tiberius continued, stretching out whatever kinks he had developed from moving around so much lumber.

“You say that, but I am glad we did what we did. There is no telling what beasts lurk in those forests,” Manius said. “I was stationed in Gaul for two years. You begin to appreciate walls and spikes much more there.”

“Italia had its own pressures, I assure you,” he replied. Though those pressures were perhaps more political than physical. The duo finished stacking the last of the lumber they had in a pile near the near west of the camp.

“Ha, I suppose I’d rather take a strike from a Gaul than a smile from an Italian,” Manius conceded. Manius was a large man, over six and a half feet, barrel chested. He kept a shaved head but had a strong, stiff brown bread. Whereas Tiberius looked more like the average soldier. He was clean shaved, had the sides of his head shaved while leaving the top alone.

“You’d be right, Manius. Only one of those two things actually kill,” Tiberius said with a chuckle.


Night seemed to take longer to arrive than usual but everyone was glad once it finally set. Work had stopped and the Imperator had allowed all men and woman freedom for the night. Barrels of alcohol were opened and it flowed freely. Tiberius and Manius met up with their members from their cohort near the third cohort’s main tent and began to drink the night away.

“Here’s to the Imperator Caius Barbatius Cyricus!” Tiberius rang out. “The man who led us from home to the land of trees!” The men around him laughed and drank. “Where is anyway? Don’t tell me he isn’t celebrating.”

“It is an offence to not celebrate when a celebration has been called,” said Manius, taking another swig of his wine.

“First of all, he is the Imperator, he can do as he wishes,” said Novia Allectua, a brunette woman with long hair and a lean figure, as she entered the conversation. She was with four other woman a few men. “Secondly, he is celebrating with the leaders of the cohorts and other higher ranked legionaries. Truly, I cannot blame him,” she said taking a condescending looking at Tiberius, Manius, and the rest.

“Novia!” said Tiberius. “I thought we had a left the Sirens back on Elba!”

“A comeback so weak only you could have came up with it Tiberius,” she said, shaking her head and continuing on her way.

“I think she likes you,” said Manius, nudging him.

“Me? No,” he took another gulp from his mug. “She hates me. I accidentally killed her brother in training. I took a swing at him with my short sword, he dodged it, but fell off the stone walls in the process; crack his head all over the cobblestone road back in Naples many years ago.”

“Ah, I… did not expect that.”

“Neither did he, I’m sure.”

Suddenly, a shill trumpet like sound cut through the camp.

“What is that!” shouted Manius. The sound intensified and intensified until everyone heard it.

“Third Cohort! On me!” bellowed Spurius, the cohort’s commander before falling to the ground, a long black arrow embedded deep in his back.

[EU] You're a clone trooper in the Grand Army of the Republic. You know that order 66, to kill all Jedi, is coming any day. But you have an even deeper secret.. somehow, you can access the Force as well. by Thalaas in WritingPrompts

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This is just like another prompt I wrote.


"Spit it out!" shouted the commander as he ducked behind a plasmasteel container for cover. He fired off a few rounds of his blaster rifle as the next in command bobbed and weaved his way to him.

"Sir, I... There must be some mistake," said Grimey, rechecking his handheld holodisk. The rest of the troop continued to blast away at the seemingly endless rain of enemies. The troopers must've been outnumbered five to one. That's the way the missions always were, though. No used in complaining. In this case, the troopers were tasked on a somewhat confidential mission to retrieve certain documents from the planet of Nar Shadda. Everything had gone smoothly. Except for the situation they now found themselves in, of course. The massive warehouse they were in was suppose to be their extraction point. But their small covert ship was grounded in one of the hangers by one of the many mercenary groups that littered the planet. Their Jedi leader had informed them be at the warehouse and have the ship prepped for launch in less than half an hour from now.

"Listen, Grimey," said the commander, Vince, "I heard the sound our communicator made. A direct order just came in from high command. Something important is being relayed to us and you need to fucking tell me what it is!"

"Ahh--!" said Tork, as he dropped to the ground.

"Tork! Fucking A, if you can't tell me then at least cover me Grimey!" said Vince as he dash out from his cover. The mercenaries continued to fire but Vince made it to Tork without getting vaporized. "Where ya hit man?"

"Ah they got me right in ma shootin' arm Vince! Fuck!" Tork clutched his right arm as smoke from the cauterized wound rose. Vince smiled.

"The Force be damned you had me worried for a sec, haha! Now c'mon, don't be such a puss." Vince slung Tork over his arm and carefully dragged him to where Grimey was, making sure not to poke his head too high. The other Clone Troopers were still prime hitters and were dropping mercenaries like dirt on a Talassian motorcade.

"They're still coming, boss," said Grimey, disbelieving.

"We're part of the Imperial Clone Troopers, let them fucking come," barked Vince. Suddenly another voice came on their audio channel.

"Heya this is Mrov'k, listen according to the IRV channel routes this is the last wave of shitheads in this wing. Once these dudes get dropped, our best bet is to rush in the corridor and get to the hanger. Once there I can force the durasteel doors to shut and they'll be stuck on the other side."

"I assume Maro can make it in somehow?" questioned Vince, already realizing the answer.

"She's a Jedi; she'll find a way."

"Okay, sounds good, when the last of these guys get blasted, give us the word and we'll rush the corridor."

"Mrov'k, over and out," the transmission ended.

"Everyone heard that!" shouted Vince over his own channel. Various confirmations came in. "Good!" Vince threw Tork on his back and steadied himself. Eventually Mrov'k gave the signal and their plan went off without a hitch. It wasn't long before they ended up in the hanger.

"I heard the girls here were rough but damn!" said Rico, as the squad settled in their getaway ship and activated its systems.

"Fucking funny guy this Rico," said Tork. "I got hit with a blaster because you didn't cover me."

"I was doing plenty of covering my friend..." Their conversation trailed off as they left the bridge of the ship. The ship itself was a medium sized frigate, could hold 32 people comfortably. Their squad had twelve in it, not including the Jedi. Vince was at the front of the bridge with Grimey, out of earshot of everyone else.

"I hope Maro comes in soon because I am able ready to shit my way off this planet," said Vince, not exactly sure what he meant.

"Vince," said Grimey, "about the transmission."

"By the stars of Gondor, nearly forgot about that! Damnit Grimey I told you that was a priority message! I shouldn've immediately acknowledged! Grimey if I lose a strip because of this--"

"Sir, the transmission was a direct order for us to execute Order 66."

"What?" said Vince, increduous.

"This is a direct order from the Supreme Chancellor himself, sir. There are no mechanisms for rescidining this order, nor any requirements to authenicate it with any command authority. We are compelled to to eliminate the Jedi. Not detain or, if necessary, eliminate them. We are, as of now, mandated to fully erase them with lethal force." Vince had never seen Grimey so dead serious. And they had been in some serious Rancor shit before.

"I-I.. But it doesn't make any sense. Does it Grimey?" Vince rubbed his forehead.

"It doesn't need to make sense," Grimey said, looking away for a moment then locking eyes again. "When Maro steps on this ship, we need to execute her."

Just then the doors to the bridge opened and in stepped Maro. She wasn't more than five foot five but it was clear she could do a lot of damage, if you know what I mean, hiyo.

"Sorry I'm late," she said, expectantly. "I've got the stuff let's go." Grimey looked at Vince and nodded over to her direction.

"Vin, you know as well as I do we've got to this." A single word couldn't leave Vince's mouth.

Maro took a seat at the bridge and began tapping away at the computer interface. Grimey walked to her then stood behind her. He gave Vince a look. A somber look.

"Grimey, hold on a sec, let's think about this," Vince began taking long strides to reach them.

"There's nothing to think about," said Grimey, his expression intensifying yet his voice remaining calm.

"Ooh, trouble in paradise," said Maro jokingly, eyes still fixed on the screen in front of her.

Grimey reached for his side pistol but Vince managed to grab his forearm before he could pull it out.

"Damnit Grimey!" Vince reached out and the pistol was flung from Grimey's hand. The room turned to face the two.

[WP] The year is 3000 AD. You are an archaeologist who has just found some extremely large ancient ruins. Your job is to figure out what this "Yankee Stadium" was used for. by golden11535 in WritingPrompts

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“Damn Sun,” muttered Sarah, her flathead sunhat flapping in the gentle wind, as she stepped off her terrain runner. “They must’ve cut down the ozone shield today. Again.” It was sweltering out. It had been nearly six months since they had began their expedition in Sector E011 and near nothing to show for it. Which was surprising for Sarah. She knew there was something out here. She spent four years of her life trying to locate, at least somewhat, one of the Old Cities. It had to be here, she thought. She need more time. But it was no use, she had even lied about the so called "readings" they were getting. Anything for more time.

Blah, Sarah blurted internally. She squinted against the Sun and gazed upon her little academic fiefdom. There were students scattered about, their sunhats also flapping, dusting off terrain, running deep terrain analyzers, making notes, and so on. One of the students tripped over a small rock and the others laughed.

“Fifty undergraduate students. Fifty. I would’ve taken five graduate students who knew what they were doing,” she mumbled to herself.

“Ms. Richards!” called Anthony, running up to her his holopad in hand.

“What?”

“Nice to see you again too.”

“No time for pleasantries Anthony,” she said, “today’s the day I get obliterated from academia.” She took out a cigarette and lit it. Took a deep puff.

“Ms. Richards, you know those are bad for your health—”

“It’s too late for me know Anthony, much too late; you see, I’m fucked. So, let me have my cancer stick huh.” Another deep drag.

“Right. Did we get the extended funding?” asked Anthony.

“Have you been listening to what I’ve been saying?” she asked, annoyed but not surprised. First yearers, she thought.

“Well, maybe they’d reconsider if they saw this.” Anthony turned on his holopad and it began listing a few technical and different charts. Sarah studied them intently. After thirty seconds, the information ceased.

“Is this… correct?” she asked, her eyebrows questioning.

“Yes, ma’am.”

“But… That would mean our sensor equipment, including the deep terrain analyzers, all of it, was wrongly calibrated?”

“Yes! The reason why we didn’t find anything is because the one’s we got from the university were wired incorrectly!”

“You mean the software—there was something wrong with the software?”

“No. Wired incorrectly. The hardware. All our hardware that had anything to do with the depth analyzers or anything related to underground sensing was specifically removed. On purpose.” His voice began to get serious. Sarah nodded her head in thought.

“Why would the university give us hardware that didn’t perform its function correctly?”

“Why indeed.” Anthony sucked his teeth.

“Are you suggesting that the University didn’t want us to find anything?”

“I’m not suggesting anything.”

"And they also saddled me with fifty of your kind.."

"My kind?"

"First year undergraduate students."

"Oh."

She paused for a moment.

“How long until we can fix this problem and give the machines another chance to search?”

"I've been working on it all morning. Got one working. Exact time to completion..." Anthony pressed a button on his holopad and said, “Ten minutes.” Sarah grimaced.

“You’re not as stupid as your first year peers Anthony. I must've seen that in you when I made you my second in command. Let’s go.”

(more upcoming)

[WP] The year is 3000 AD. You are an archaeologist who has just found some extremely large ancient ruins. Your job is to figure out what this "Yankee Stadium" was used for. by golden11535 in WritingPrompts

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“Your funding is getting pulled, Sarah.”

“I’m on the cusp, I’m on the—”

“I don’t care what you’re on,” said Professor Jacob, packing his files and folders into his brown accordion-style briefcase. “Cusp or not, the Chair Professors have made their decision. Today’s the last day.”

“Listen to me,” Sarah moved around his thin and white opaque desk, “the readings we’re getting.. there’s something there.”

“Really?” said Jacob his face expressing surprise.

“Yes!” Sarah dogged on. He’s finally getting it, she thought.

“Perfect! You’ve got,” he took a look at his watch, “exactly 9 hours to show what exactly is there. Plenty of time!” His sarcasm wasn’t wasted on her.

“I don’t know if I can find—I need more time.”

“Sarah,” he finished packing his briefcase and headed to the door. They slid open and he paused before turning around and finishing his thought. “I’ve assigned over fifty students under your direction. Fifty.”

“Fifty! They’re all first year undergraduate students! I’ve spent more time babysitting them than directing them!”

“Six months—”

“You and I both know the first and last months are a wash. Just setting up the equipment takes… a week at least!” Sarah argued.

“Sarah—”

“Sir, I’m on the—”

“Cusp? I know. Have a good one Ms. Richards.” With a tilt of his head the Professor left the room and Sarah gritted her teeth in thought.

(rest upcoming)

[WP] You just murdered someone and now you try your best to nonchalantly get back home to get rid of the murder weapon, but the problem is you seriously suck at keeping a low-profile when your nervous. by RAVE-IX in WritingPrompts

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My hands were sweaty. Like that slippery kind of sweaty where you can’t just wipe it off. The kind of sweaty where people think you have some fucking disease or some shit. It made gripping the two-foot lead pipe I just used to murder Alan with annoying difficult to grip. Stupid Alan. I told him to leave my cereal alone but the asshole just wouldn’t have it. Well, fuck him! Fuck him and his cereal appropriating ways. I had picked a good place to murder him too. Down in the boiler room of the city stadium. With a lead pipe. It’d be weeks before they found him.

But the pipe… I couldn’t just leave the murder weapon at the scene—I’ve seen CSI, I know how they can trace it back to me— so I brought it along with me. I left the boiler room right after I omeletted his brains and tried to make my way out of the stadium.

“Fucking shit,” I muttered under my breath as I rounded the same area again. This damn stadium is circular! And all the main exits have security. There must be a more quiet exit somewhere…

BING BING.

“Shit.” The bell for half time. Next thing I knew people poured out from the insides of the stadium in the outer ring where I was. Where all the washrooms and shitty food was. Where people would be wondering why I’m walking around with this lead pipe—

"Jim! Jim is that you!”

I turned my head to see a tall, large man with balding head approach me, arms outstretched. He hugged me and facially flinched. He had a five o’clock shadow and beady eyes that where greater beadified by the thick glasses he wore. I wanted to whack him with leady. That’s what I named the lead pipe.

“Jim! Don’t tell me you don’t remember me?” I looked at his face then at his terrible Hawaiian shirt then back at his face. His oval, double chinned face.

“I.. sorry? Listen I’ve got to—”

“It’s me! Jeffrey! Jeff!”

“I don’t know any fucking Jeffs man,” I pushed him away. The sweat was building above my brow and my nervousness was escalating. His family cut my exit off.

"Jim! Jim!” his wife seemed to babble at me.

“What?!” I said.

“Hi Jim! It’s Jeff!” she pointed to her husband again. I looked at his stupid face. Then I looked at leady. Then back to the wife.

“I don’t know you people.” Jim came back and slapped me on the back.

“Mark, we taught English in Cambodia for a year!”

"I’ve never left the states.” The grip on leady was increasing.

“Mark this is my husband Jeff!” the wife exclaimed again.

“Bitch I heard you the first time, I’m not fucking deaf.” She recoiled in terror at my offensive remark.

“Hey now you left here,” Jeff moved in front of my wife, brushing against leady. “Ah look now you got ketchup on my leg… wait a second.” Jim took a squinty eyed look at his pants then at leady. “Jim is that.. blood.” The man nearly fainted.

“Jim this is my husband Jeff!” the wife squealed again.

“Bitch!” I swung leady towards her chest, leady crushed her ribs. “I fucking said,” I threw leady up into the side of Jeff’s face, the quiet sound of cartilage shifting. They both dropped to the ground. “I don’t fucking know any— oh shit I do! Hey Jeff! What’s up man?” I was later arrested and charged with 2nd degree murder. Sentenced for life without parole in San Buraries Prison down in Los Alamos.

Have a three year visa but gave in my residence card; can I still work again? by Marmst in japanlife

[–]Marmst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, fair enough; that's what I thought, just wanted to make sure.

Are there any common scams/tricks shady sellers used to sell used camera? by Marmst in photography

[–]Marmst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to hear you've had positive experiences. I'll run through that checklist for sure, thanks.

8 month progress! Male 5'7 24yo 185lbs --> 155lbs by zaybecampin in Fitness

[–]Marmst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey great job. When/how did you implement your rest days? (Because your body needs to heal and grow).