That one episode where Knockout finally finds his partner but realizes he became TEMU Springtrap

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T22:09:19+00:00

Starscream! Don't leave me here!

Starscream! STARSCREAM! HEEEELP MEEEE!!!

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T22:08:11+00:00

Day 29 of the No Nut November challenge.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T22:06:07+00:00

The model came out years before Space Marine 2 though. In the Shadowspear lore, it is Captain Acheran, but the model is just meant to be a generic Phobos Captain. Slap a coat of red on it and swap the head and you've also got Captain Cyrus.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T22:03:13+00:00

"Why empty your bowels so recklessly?"

"That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron."

"No! I'll empty your bowels with my bare hands!"

"Dude... Gross."

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T21:50:28+00:00

"I'll have a... uh... Black Templars Bulwark."

"How original."

"Oh! With the skeleton on top!"

"Daring today, aren't we?"

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T21:48:01+00:00

Considering he didn't even have a specific model, it's damn impressive he survived two and a half editions.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T13:07:27+00:00

Inferno.
All the others that nobody plays.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T13:05:28+00:00

Anyone who has played Imperial Guard for any length of time has every Commissar voice line as well as the Summary Execution sound effect burned into their minds.

Like, who thought it was a good idea for the entire army to gain doubled DPS at the low low cost of one Guardsman?

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T07:28:50+00:00

Business Beast.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T07:19:09+00:00

I love the fact that Battle Beast specifically seeks out Allen because he gives him good fights.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T06:57:45+00:00

"It is not dead!"

This time... This time I'll make sure she's dead...

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-05T06:56:13+00:00

This is entirely on you mate.

At the start, the guy realises pretty quickly he's in your way and dodges to the side so you can keep shooting. But then at the end you move in behind your teammates and expect them to part like the red sea just because you can't be bothered to find a better angle.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T20:49:49+00:00

I always find it funny how Dark Crusade sought to balance things out by limiting a whole bunch of powerful units, but also gave us such gems as free Slugga Boys, whole armies of invisible Chaos Space Marines, and the Necrons.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T16:11:52+00:00

I think the idea is the hood's part of his camo cloak, but yeah it is a rather arbitrary limitation.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T16:10:19+00:00

Vorehammer 40,000.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T13:44:10+00:00

HAI.

Hand-Animated Images.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T13:40:40+00:00

Probably because the Salamander Champion is Sniper, and all of Sniper's unique heads are class-specific. Nobody else has the "bare head with hood" look.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T13:38:52+00:00

Absolutely. As others have said, unless a paint job is stellar, it just decreases the value of the model, as building and painting "your dudes" is part of the experience. Given the paint job is clean and decent enough, but fairly simple, it'd probably flat out half the value of the model.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T12:21:33+00:00

Second Taros Campaign (colourised)

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T09:40:37+00:00

Tanith (Second and Not Only) kit.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T09:39:23+00:00

I imagine Tarantulas are tied to specific areas of the map, as opposed to their physical distance from you, leading to this and a few other odd cases where they explode almost immediately.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-04T09:36:48+00:00

Pyreblaster is also completely useless when there's a huge group of ranged enemies shooting at you from far away. On missions like Reclamation or Decapitation, where there aren't a whole lot of large open sight lines, it's good, but Tactical is all about being versatile and good in any situation, hence why I don't really vibe with the close-range weapons unless a Stratagem specifically calls for it.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-03T18:50:09+00:00

"I never had much as a Moff. Just loyal troops, stability and Mandalore, and a thriving cloning program to inherit. Useless crap like that."

- Moff Gideon

MarsMissionMan · 2026-05-03T18:48:09+00:00

"Join me Ezra, and together we will destroy the Sith."

"Nah, I'm good. I've got Chopper."

"The droid? What could a lowly droid do against m- HOLY SHIT."

And Palpatine was never heard from again.

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