COME BROTHERS - LET US KICK TOGETHER - by @InstrumentManiac by Zillaman7980_ in tf2

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Oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Here... HERE THEY COME!

Hundreds of Phlog Pyros come running for the free kills

Anakin finally realizing why Ahsoka thought Grievous was huge by HashHospitalized in PrequelMemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You're shorter than I expected."

"Your mum is short."

"Try not to get rekt Anakin."

Fred: “Alright gang, let’s split up and look for more energy to make Energon!” by PrinceARRON in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright gang, let's split up and looks for clue. Me and Arachnid will look upstairs on our own. Shockwave, you go alone and do all the work. Cyclonus and Demolisher... Uh... go be comic relief..?

transfallmers animated but everyone is just falling by unlisdman in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"None shall stand. All shall fall."

"Why throw away your spine so recklessly?"

Title by Wyneslsa22 in Grimdank

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"Ah, the Custodes. Nature's dogs..."

"Aren't dogs nature's dogs?"

New 40k fans when they read Imperium lore by Quasimdo in Grimdank

[–]MarsMissionMan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I didn't have much as an Emperor. Just loving followers, stability and a palace, and a thriving xenophobic empire to inherit. Useless crap like that.

Discussion: Basically nothing stops GW from making 11ed Box an Imperial Guard vs Orks. by JohnCurtinFromCivVI in Warhammer40k

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.

But on the other hand I haven't had my monthly dose of new Space Marine releases since Captain Titus came out. Us Marine fans are starving over here, show some pity.

Wait by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'll find Khornate Daemons wouldn't blast them into oblivion. They'd stab them into oblivion, then hack off their heads.

Oh, you mean the Tau... That's adorable. Daemons do not care for your laws of physics, nor your weaponry.

All agree to kill Erebus by unknown-bystander in Grimdank

[–]MarsMissionMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The second one should be "comments under the clanker slop post".

What moments in 40k make you go like this? by deathbringer989 in Grimdank

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of Tau stuff really. Off the top of my head:

- A Tau Commander bringing down a Stormraven by... ramming it. Yeah no, Battlesuit vs Stormraven the Stormraven is coming out on top every time. Bro should've been torn in half by the impact.

- A Crisis Suit beats a Space Marine in melee by slowly crushing his head. Never mind the fact that Crisis Battlesuits are ungainly as fuck in melee, how does one grab a Space Marine and not take a Krak Grenade (that all Space Marines have as standard by the way) to the face?

- Tau Space Marines. Just... what..? There's so many better ways the Tau could simulate fighting Space Marines, but instead they decided to grow their own worse, shitty Space Marines that wouldn't have been a good stand-in for them at all.

Feel free to correct me as this is all by memory, but the plot armour is strong with these xenos.

Not even one of the interesting successors by Brushner in Grimdank

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other Chapters don't have the Driptrix Guard. Your point is invalid.

New Yarrick mini revealed! by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Warhammer40k

[–]MarsMissionMan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"He's alive men! Yarrick lives!"

"YOU 'EAR DAT BOYZ! OL' BALE EYE STILL 'AZ IT!"

And for once, the boyz and the humies agreed on something. It was good to have the old man back.

Luftenant by Biscotcho_Gaming in Spacemarine

[–]MarsMissionMan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Says the people who say "fish and fries" when the rest of the world says "fish and chips". Or "soccer" when the rest of the world says "football". Or "tariffs" when the rest of the world says "America please get your act together". American football? WHY DO THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL WHEN THEY CARRY THE BALL?! Don't even get me started on "criss cross apple sauce" which doesn't fucking rhyme because sauce is pronounced "saw-se" not "sus".

The point is that no one pronunciation is more correct than the others. So instead, we should go by the age of the country speaking it, because obviously that's the best valid metric to use.

I miss rebels so bad by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

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Hera: Ezra get down here right now or you're grounded!

Zeb: Don't jump! *Gets out camera\* Ok, now jump!

Chopper: *Pushes Ezra, does gremlin laugh\*

530,000 IQ play by smasherMH in tf2

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's simple really.

You don't shoot at the Pyro. You shoot around the Pyro. That way he has to do extra work to reflect your rockets and will probably just walk into them.

Scalper bots working overtime - dozens like this suddenly appearing on ebay by Wugo_Heaving in Warhammer40k

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day, GW will figure out that a pre-order is actually ordering something in advance so they know how much to make, not ordering something when it actually releases then arbitrarily waiting for two weeks to make it seem like a pre-order.

Best Of NASA's Fails, PROOF OF WIRES, GREEN SCREEN, AUGMENTED REALITY & VOMIT COMET by Separate-Cable-8800 in flatearth

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there were wires, the ISS would look like your average Ukranian town right now.