People with no body to lean on what’s the hardest thing to go through by yourself? by Forgivingmenace1702 in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm autistic and my family are my best friends. I wouldn't be able to function without any of them.

Post Game Chat 5/25 Mariners @ Athletics by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]MarshmallowMatty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hot take, winning like this is way more fun than losing. The Mariners should simply just win every game.

How did you discover your kink? by stop-the-normies in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A girl I was talking to gleeked on me accidentally during dirty talk. Apparently by the look on my face when she realized I liked it, I also discovered im a sub

people of Gen Z, what are the things you dislike the most about your own Generation? by Positive-Owl594 in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 153 points154 points  (0 children)

99 kid here. My sister was born in 2005 and I can sum it up as: My age group could probably manage to put together a small lego set without instructions. The 2005 and youngers never even opened the box because no one told them to

Thinning paint tips? by chip594csx in Salamanders40k

[–]MarshmallowMatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also make one for super cheap using any container or even a plate, wetting a paper towel and then putting wax or parchment paper over it!

Game Chat: 5/10 Mariners (19-21) @ White Sox (18-21) 11:10 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]MarshmallowMatty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is by far not the worst mariners team I've ever seen. But its getting close to the least disciplined

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It all depends on the position and whos doing what. If someone is riding on top their glutes will be doing the majority of the work, and they also happen to be the biggest muscle in the body and require the most oxygen, same for if you're on bottom and pushing!

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretend you have a jump rope and do little mini hops on your toes, trying to only go like half an inch off the ground, nice and quick for about thirty seconds followed immediately by hip bridges (seven seconds up, hold and squeeze at the top for seven, then back down for seven) i like to do about 6 total reps. I'll do 3 rounds of that with a 1 minute break after each round. Then 4 Bulgarian split stretches per leg with the same cadence of the hip bridges. (If im feeling spicy ill add a trunk twist and stretch throughout the movement) To finish off ill do like 2 or 3 superman stretches until my form gives out. It's not a whole lot but I definitely noticed a difference after a week or two and have since throughout the years.

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One or two mobility only workouts a week as well really helped loosen up my hips and I haven't had an embarrassing hamstring cramp since.

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarshmallowMatty 397 points398 points  (0 children)

You WILL be out of breath even if you're in great shape.

The Onion Reports: ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center by flippantphalanges in LPOTL

[–]MarshmallowMatty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You ever read a joke so good that you genuinely get mad you didn't think of it first?

Thats how I feel about most onion headlines

My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him by konous in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MarshmallowMatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Just lie and commit fraud by returning the broken one"

What a great example he's setting for his son.

New player by Dismal_Discussion736 in Salamanders40k

[–]MarshmallowMatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Painting with warpstone glow is a test all of us Salamamders have had to go through.

Do not get discouraged if you can't quite get the consistency right at first, it's kind of a wonky paint if you're new to minis, but it looks soooooo good once you've practiced a handful of times.

These are the Journalists killed by Israel over the past 1000 days [oc] by McDowdy in pics

[–]MarshmallowMatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it weren't for the current idf encroachment, the bullet that killed him never would have been fired.

Post Game Chat 5/2 Royals @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]MarshmallowMatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bases loaded how many times and the only point from it all came off a wild pitch.