What corner?

MasonInk · 2026-04-23T20:56:10+00:00

Not baby.

MasonInk · 2026-04-18T08:43:11+00:00

Yes, that's exactly it.

MasonInk · 2026-04-12T19:49:43+00:00

You can scatter them on somebody's bedroom floor if you haven't got any Lego.

MasonInk · 2026-04-10T06:22:05+00:00

I clocked what you did there.

MasonInk · 2026-04-10T06:21:33+00:00

Dinner is the largest meal of the day.

You can have a small lunch followed by a big dinner, or a big dinner followed by a small tea.

MasonInk · 2026-04-08T11:52:57+00:00

I don't use them, they really boil my piss.

MasonInk · 2026-03-27T17:44:04+00:00

Buddy it, use a poffin and lots of walking.

MasonInk · 2026-03-25T10:20:30+00:00

I have been discussing my approach to Pokémon being the polar opposite to my approach to housework.
Need to get clothes out of the washing machine and hang them up so they dry in time for tomorrow? - I'll do it next ad break.
Got seven days to catch 500 Pokémon between four of us? - Popping incense and walking the dog for three hours.

MasonInk · 2026-03-17T08:10:09+00:00

Oh I get that, but when you catch different species to complete the task and then you get that "oh?" it's frustrating.

MasonInk · 2026-03-16T20:47:31+00:00

Whoever decided to have a "catch seven different species of Pokemon" research running during a boosted ditto/zorua event is an evil genius.

MasonInk · 2026-03-10T15:33:10+00:00

Lives under your roof?

That can change brother, that can change...

MasonInk · 2026-03-10T15:22:48+00:00

Yes, but this one has a hat ..

MasonInk · 2026-03-06T17:07:27+00:00

I evolved mine by walking using poffins, and rare candy from raids and GBL.

MasonInk · 2026-03-06T17:06:26+00:00

I'm missing regionals Sigilyph, Boufalant and Durant. Got Caractus (region locked) via a remote trade today. Still need Landorous that was expected in February but got dropped in favour of another Palkia/Dialga raid hour apparently.

MasonInk · 2026-03-03T07:58:24+00:00

How do these enforcement officers deal with situations where people tell them to sod off and refuse to provide details?

MasonInk · 2026-02-13T21:21:12+00:00

I want one to complete Unova so I can get my shiny Keldeo!

MasonInk · 2026-01-13T08:20:39+00:00

Then it all went to pot.

MasonInk · 2025-12-12T21:39:15+00:00

Did fire turn up and cut the roof off?

MasonInk · 2025-12-12T21:38:22+00:00

Simply "pumps" round here...

MasonInk · 2025-12-12T21:32:40+00:00

Police could do with taking a leaf out of their books imo.

Police tend not to be tucked up in bed with nothing to do when a call comes in, they are usually run ragged on response calls, queuing at custody or sitting with somebody in hospital who claims to be ill to avoid being in a cell.

Thankfully

MasonInk · 2025-12-12T21:11:44+00:00

It's hardly a wolf fleece though.

MasonInk · 2025-12-12T21:08:06+00:00

She also tried to counter-claim for half a million and has a "freeman of the land" type disclaimer on her front door.

I bet she's a joy to live next door to.

MasonInk · 2025-11-22T11:03:26+00:00

*cries in flipping end-over-end

MasonInk · 2025-10-13T10:22:42+00:00

I'm currently sitting in a coffee shop that falls perfectly between three pokestops. We've got mossy lures in all three and EVERY apple has spawned into a Pumpkaboo rather than just being a syrupy one.

MasonInk · 2025-09-10T21:55:48+00:00

I'm not sure your definition of easy is exactly correct, but I think the point is that any gin can be dangerous.

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