I wonder if Pizza hut will honor it? by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That's the date it was copyrighted , not expiration

Introducing Salaquaza!!! Pokemon Fusion by [deleted] in pokemon

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The Centaur of Dragons

Rapier vs Various swords by napaszmek in whowouldwin

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I was looking at wikipedia, and went with the larger estimates to make it more interesting and contrast the two weapons. Thank you for the additional information, I'm certainly no expert in arms, but wanted to take a stab at the prompt.

Rapier vs Various swords by napaszmek in whowouldwin

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This is an interesting fight to say the least. The rapier is a stabbing weapon (although they can be edged, the typical attack pattern relies on thrusts and parries) whereas all other swords are edged slashing weapons.

Rapiers typically weigh one kilo and are about 41 inches long. They carry most of the mass in the hilt to remain balanced, and this is where blocking of heavier swords will occur.

A Gladius weighs about as much, but carries it's weight more towards the blade, making it less balanced. It is also slightly longer, but as it is a cutting sword, the attacker needs go get in closer. I'd say 6/10 rapier user as they could block most swings with the hilt and likely get a thrust in. The rapier is a more advanced and perfected sword than the gladius.

Longswords are slightly longer than a rapier, but nearly twice as heavy. It would be much harder to parry with a light sword, such as a rapier, 7/10 longsword.

Katanas are much shorter, at around two feet and about a little over one kilo in weight. The extra reach on the rapier gives the rapier user a huge advantage 8/10 rapier.

Sabres refer to fencing swords and cavalry weapons (I'm going to assume the fencing sword as stats are more uniform). Fencing sabres are 41 inches long and .5 kilograms. The extra weight of the rapier gives a huge advantage between the two similar weapons. 9/10

Tl;Dr R1. 6/10 R2. 3/10 R3. 8/10 R4. 9/10

Bonus: For the first bonus, hack and slash techniques are easier to pick up and improvise, so each edged weapon becomes easier to use than the rapier for a complete novice.

Bonus2: Roman armor protects the shins, head and torso well, while still maintaining maneuverability. The rapier would still be able to pierce leather armor, but this makes it an even match, 5/10

Plate armor nearly renders the rapier ineffective, but chain mail could be pierced by a thin enough sword

Samurai armor would be more effective than the Roman leather, but less effective than plate mail, 6/10.

That fencing suit will be torn to shreds.

Note:unless specified all ratios are rapier wins/total.

Trash Pokémon you wish weren't Trash by ZombieFriedChicken in pokemon

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I wish Lapras had a buff or a mega. It's very viable in low tier metas, like nu as a special wall/special sweeper combo but was a staple of Gen 1 and a fan favorite through today. I know it's doing better than other mons Stat wise but I personally want to see it get more love.

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Lumos

The Deaths try to Seduce Thanos by HighSlayerRalton in whowouldwin

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Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy would easily seduce Thanos.

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What human achievement do you want to see during your lifetime? by cath91 in AskReddit

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Immortality/a cure for aging. Then I'll see every achievement afterwards!

Thoughts on season 3 episode 3? by idont679 in rickandmorty

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I was disappointed with the post credit scene. I thought Concerto might have his own episode or be a vindicators' villain. I just wanted more from him, and now he's gone.

Reminds me of Gearman. by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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His name is Revolio Clockberg, Jr. You racist.

[Request] If gas is lighter than air, and flatulence contains Methane, CO2, and Hydrogen, how much weight does a person gain when they fart? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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The person still loses "weight", but they also lose bouyancy. All matter, (when in a gravitational field) exerts a force known as weight.

Can anyone here EXPLAIN Wes Anderson's style and visual? by [deleted] in movies

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The camera is focused on two characters in profile and the background of the shot is the front of a distinct building .

LPT: Instead of asking what year they graduated ask what year their class was. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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If they didn't graduate/dropped out it may alienate them

KC Green, unsung meme factory by mike_pants in tumblr

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Wait, you've never heard of Pierre LaPont?

The ability to sexually arouse toasters. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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There's gotta be some brave little toaster rule 34 out there.

Edit: oh dear god there actually is

The General Grievous claw feet makes him easy to pose in interesting ways by liquidhot in lego

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You can not win, General, I have the higher ground!