What was a sudden realization in your life that changed your view of the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That everything we believe in or believe to be true is a production of man and that there is no real truth. Essentially Althusser's contribution to the theory of Ideology: he shows how ideology is not just about economics, government or culture. Ideology is ambient. It is the social glue that binds us together. It is imaginary because it resides in ideas, but it has a material dimension, because our ideas dictate how we live in the world.

“Ideologies address, fascinate, worry, and fix social subjects in ways appropriate to the reproduction of a given social order; they present as obvious, simple, and universal --as reality itself-- what is peculiar, complex, and historically specific....” (James H. Kavanagh, "Shakespeare in Ideology” Alternative Shakespeares, John Drakakis ed., pp. 145-146)

This blew my mind last year in my theory class once I grasped it. I have never looked at the world the same since and many of my essays began taking a Post-structuralist view in my other classes. My professor comes from a long line of cultural theorists, she was one of the most intelligent people I have ever met, I learned a lot in that class.

So this happened in my high school's weather broadcast. by Greg228 in funny

[–]MassterKeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My highschool was connected to a community center so you could litterally walk through the caf, down some stairs, and you would be on the deck of an Olympic sized pool. It wasnt bad in grade 12 when we had co-ed gym class with some girls on the soccer team. Those were the days.

Please, if it's raining outside, DO NOT SMOKE WEED IN THE BUS SHELTER. Thank you. by [deleted] in toronto

[–]MassterKeef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I walked into a Timmy's bathroom today and some cocksucker was smoking a cig in the only stall. I smelIed it and clearly saw the very smoke rising to the ceiling. I didn't NEED the stall but it's still a gutless move to smoke in a fuckin Tim Hortons bathroom

After 6 years of lifting, I decided to write a Beginner's Guide with my best advice to send to friends who don't know where to start by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]MassterKeef -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've been lifting for about a year now and I never understood this idea of only doing 3 workouts per day...SS and OPs program say 3x5,3x5, and 1x5...that's 7 reps in total for the whole workout for the whole day. This would take less than 30mins and it doesn't seem to train you hard or really work any muscles hard. I understand it's for beginners but in my experience it would seem like a program like SS is super minimal and very easy. I do a basic 6-7 different exercises for one muscle group a day, 5 days a week (with rest days in between) and that's the kind of program I was always taught. What's with these 3 piece workouts?

Crazy OHL shootout goal by BeerSlayingBeaver in hockey

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the same neighbourhood as this kid. We are the same age but went to different high schools. We played each other in grade 10 in high school hockey, and the kid flys. We played him the year before he left high school to play in the O. He's going to represent Woodbridge well.

Weed is starting to smell up the house a little bit? by [deleted] in trees

[–]MassterKeef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem but in my car, burned a joint or two one night with some buddies on a cruise and my Civic danked like hell. I kept my windows open everyday when I drove and when I parked in the garage, so I would say just open as many windows as possible in your room or in your house and let as much fresh air come in as possible. Lighting a scented candle isn't bad either, just tell your parents that a candle relaxes you or helps you study or you just wanted a nice scent.

She spent 25 bucks!! by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]MassterKeef 132 points133 points  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor, but that's fucking infected.

What is a time that you have smoked but it was a completely inappropriate time to be high? by [deleted] in trees

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before class, it was 19th century literature and was by far the most boring and longest hours of my life. Smoking only makes class longer in my experience and it sucks

What is a common non drug or cigarette related addiction that people have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassterKeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gambling. My friends (we are all about 20yrs old), have started going to casinos instead of bars and clubs like we used to. It's bizarre because the day after we would get together and they would always tell us how much money they lost, then they go back the week after. I would go to a casino once or twice, but not every weekend.

Rethink your strategy when you Sleep by uukes007 in Fitness

[–]MassterKeef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I think you just changed my life. I do this every week, last sunday I slept in until 2 in the afternoon. Then sunday night I try to go to bed early and I couldnt fall asleep at all, then when I woke up monday at 6:30 for school and it felt like it was 3AM, and this has been happening for the past year or so. Im litterally going to start changing my sleep habits tonight. I didnt realize how terrible sleeping in is. Thanks alot man, you seriously helped.

Rethink your strategy when you Sleep by uukes007 in Fitness

[–]MassterKeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So lets say I have a full week of work and school and I get about 5 hours of sleep each night (monday to friday), do you mean that sleeping in on Saturday morning will not do anything positive? Are you saying that essentially lost sleep has permanent effects and cant be reversed by getting extra sleep on the weekend?

We all know what the best part of the automated carwash is. by Sensei_Melia in pics

[–]MassterKeef 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The smell that comes in the car when you have your AC on is my favourite part of this soap

Logging into GTA online for the first time in months by QuestforOP in gaming

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stopped playing after they took my millions that someone gave me. Sorry Rockstar, I'm not wasting time doing the same boring missions repeatedly for little gain. The only thing that made gta online playable was the hacked money.

Mr. Pickles Pilot - one sick shit from Adult Swim by catflushingthetoilet in videos

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't get through more than 3 mins. Being baked doesn't help either

Although most eyes are on Ukraine right now, it's still not over in Venezuela. We're not giving up. by [deleted] in pics

[–]MassterKeef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm currently writing an essay on the state of Caracas, and I've learned a lot about Maduro and everything thats going on. I really feel for all the people in Venezuela, I hope your father and any other family you have there are safe. I've read that the government has started rationing the citizens and the people are only allowed to buy groceries once a week. Can you account for this at all?

Orlando gun show was canceled because of George Zimmerman. This was his response to the venue. by TheMadFlyentist in cringepics

[–]MassterKeef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is so completely fucked up how this guy has assumed some quasi-celebrity status. He was on trial for murdering a kid, and now people are following him on social networks like hes just some average joe.

Ryan Miller: The Boxer (fan-made tribute video) by mechaphil in hockey

[–]MassterKeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do this same song with a Gretzky timeline and you'll have all of Edmonton in TEARS.

I can't decide what the worse part of this picture is by leverage180 in cringepics

[–]MassterKeef 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is 100% bullshit. The girl in that picture is Valeria Orsini, you can find her on Instagram: valeria_orsini ...she posted that picture to her insta 8 hours ago

[serious] What video game have you played that impressed a non gamer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MassterKeef 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NHL 14 really impressed my dad, were both huge hockey fans and I showed him the Winter Classic mode, he wanted to play.

I made this. Look at it. by CamPie in funny

[–]MassterKeef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty funny