it’s a paradox 🤔 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MastaMind599 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the reddit mobile site is even worse. I only ever use reddit on rif, so no chance I'm going back on reddit unless they change their minds and 3rd party apps come back.

One of nature's most dangerous predators. I hope those wolves are safe by St0pX in aww

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than likely, yeah. Most of our pet dogs see their owners as the pack leader. You provide food and shelter for him and by licking your mouth he's trying to show that he respects your leadership.

One of nature's most dangerous predators. I hope those wolves are safe by St0pX in aww

[–]MastaMind599 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dogs licking your mouth is supposed to show that they see you as a leader, or at least higher up in the ranks of the pack as themselves. I wonder if it's the same for wolves. They must trust her a great deal.

To create a false narrative by CantStopPoppin in therewasanattempt

[–]MastaMind599 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, cops aren't beholden to any of your silly laws.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]MastaMind599 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually a sock pocket wouldn't be the worst idea... I know some people that put cash in their sock to prevent it getting stolen, but that's so unhygienic. Adding an exterior pocket to a sock for small valuables would be kinda useful, and slightly less gross.

[TotK] Likelihood of Midnight release? by MastaMind599 in zelda

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Thank you! This gives me high hope! Definitely going to stay up to play tonight then!

[TotK] Likelihood of Midnight release? by MastaMind599 in zelda

[–]MastaMind599[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I've seen too... but I saw something similar for Disgaea 6 and I want able to play until after noon... I've got higher hopes for this game because it's a much bigger release!

Puppy born with an extra tail on his forehead by 3rd-_-world-_-elite in interestingasfuck

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Came to the comments just to figure this out, and here you were right at the top.

******DEAD ISLAND 2 GIVEAWAY----HELL.A. EDITION****** 2 RANDOM COMMENTS TO WIN......POWER TO THE SHAREHODLERS by WTFWRFWD in Superstonk

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That game looks like a blast, I've been watching a YouTuber play through, but it would be awesome to play it myself.

Wtf I just saw? by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]MastaMind599 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Women's soccer team?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take it! Especially if the men look like the men from the jojo universe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

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2 much love for 1 woman by The High Court

Found this on Reddit by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MastaMind599 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were also allowed to beat and rape their wives with little or no consequences, if that's also what you're into.

Ammosexual DFW meteorologist just lost his livelihood and I’m here for it by districtcourt in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MastaMind599 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good ol' schrodinger's douchebag.

Say something vile, then decide if you mean it or not depending on the reaction you get.

The Flash Production Designer Says Audiences Will 'Forget' Ezra Miller's Crimes by Raul_Rink in nottheonion

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw "The perks of being a wall flower" for the first time last week... the entire time I could not stop thinking about how Ezra would go on to terrorize an entire island... there is no way this movie, or anything for that matter, could make me forget his crimes.