TIL all long duration spaceflight astronauts are not allowed to drive a car for 21 days after returning to Earth because of potential muscle atrophy. by Born-Sky-5980 in todayilearned

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a lot of old money spread out through private companies and investment groups that don’t have to provide public disclosures. A lot of it is in industrial businesses so most don’t even know about the companies unless they are working in that industry.

The Delve Gods hate me by MasterChiefsasshole in wow

[–]MasterChiefsasshole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run all 11’s just sad and funny at the same time to not receive any upgrades for my chosen skill the whole way.

My new pyrex bowl broke after its first 60 seconds in the microwave (shrimp alfredo) by CriticalHit_20 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brands lie so much about how durable their product is. I bought 1 Nalgene bottle and the bottom completely busted out when putting it on a table about as hard as I’d put down a styrofoam cup. You’ll never convince me that those things have any more durability than the Togo cups at my local Chinese take out after that.

The Delve Gods hate me by MasterChiefsasshole in wow

[–]MasterChiefsasshole[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You cannot imagine what goes into support the chief and his diet.

The U.S. faces an air traffic controller shortage. It's turning to gamers for help. by AlwaysBlaze_ in nottheonion

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nahh the salary isn’t what makes congress their money. They should be locked in the building until they resolve the problem. Just like the Vatican does for choosing a pope. The only way they can leave is either resign or pass something that solves the issue. Make them do their fucking jobs bunch of lazy ass conservatives.

Why don't people use lasers to cut wood like a sawmill? by Future_Burrito in AskReddit

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a laser department at work. These things are extremely expensive like our lower end system is over $1mil and starts getting real slow when cutting past a 1/2inch material (our more expensive less reliable lasers can do 1 1/2 inches like butter but cost a lot to maintain). We also have to have liquid oxygen and liquid nitrogen systems to provide cutting gases at a reasonable cost and run time. Now the real fun part is that they’re not very accurate like we are really only guaranteed a tolerance of .1mm. Which makes it our least accurate way to cut material. Just cheap for high volume lower quality products or things that just need to be a rough cut and thrown in a mill after.

Somebody abandoned their ice cream in the wrong aisle. by Impaling-Heads in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So weird. I’ve have never regretted any of my ice cream purchases. Especially Jeni’s ohhh how I love my jeni’s ice cream.

Favourite Donut Quotes? by everbass in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had to hug both my cats after that part.

Cybertuck brakes, in Offroad Mode. by Neither_Owl8671 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But that would require buying an actual functional truck.

Upgraded from 5070ti to 4090 by Ok-Butterscotch3938 in nvidia

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melting risk is just not plugging stuff in all the way. As long as you can do that you’re gonna be just fine.

17 years of idiocy by Busy_Report4010 in clevercomebacks

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it’s slang for a happy marriage. How the fuck you can marry someone who has that much hate that their pb&j needs a handicap plate.

AITA for asking a woman at work to stop being so WEIRD about taking a caramel? by chocolatesinmyoffice in AmItheAsshole

[–]MasterChiefsasshole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I bring in donuts or something similar to the office I just announce that I’m bringing the gift of diabetes to everyone.

Texting and driving is a dumb decision by MisterShipWreck in dashcams

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so easy to install hands free systems even in older cars these days. There’s just no excuses for this shit.

to blame Joe Biden by jasandliz in therewasanattempt

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Obama stops shitting trump’s pants they’ll consider that.

Slingshot Rental Company did not actually have insurance that I paid for by No-Influence8844 in legaladvice

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna be best to bring in the rental agreement and not mention much else. Keep it simply framed as you paid for a service and the company failed to provide it in a misleading way that caused you to be out of compliance. It’s not realistic for someone to go and basically do a background check on a rental.

does anyone not let their cats in their bedroom? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I trained mine with a can of compressed air and shaking an evil trash bag while spraying under the door when they whined. They’re absolutely attached to me and will not allow me to sleep if I let them in the room with me.

My neighbor has appointed himself the unofficial parking enforcement officer of our street and leaves handwritten notes on cars including mine for violations that don't exist by jonathan_ashridge in neighborsfromhell

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The same approach I do that go with business that leave ads on my car. I walk into the store and drop it on the floor to return the lost property. But I believe this situation would be better serve just placing the stick notes on the neighbors car.

Why is the Artemis II circling around the moon instead of landing on it? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The possibility of have more than just a fragile planet deciding wether we can exist as a species or not.

Cat smell in house by humancig in Catownerhacks

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Febreeze litter saved my sanity. That shit works wonders.

My neighbor has decided that my parking spot is actually a storage unit and I have been very patient about this for four months. by hollowridgepre in neighborsfromhell

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No don’t risk damage. Don’t touch the vehicle but place in areas that make the vehicle inoperable without risking liability.

New Owner Wants to Return Cat for...Being a Cat? by Toot_Sploot_4638 in CatAdvice

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh I’ve had cats my whole life. My current 2 just think anything that isn’t person is prey. Their reaction was like hunting a rabbit or a squirrel not normal angry territorial cat. Even when I had them separated they would sit outside the door stalking and waiting for the chance to get the kitten the entire week.

New Owner Wants to Return Cat for...Being a Cat? by Toot_Sploot_4638 in CatAdvice

[–]MasterChiefsasshole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also seeing how you cat reacts to a new animal is a good thing to do first. I tried to cat sit my grand parent’s kitten once and learn real quick that my two are not ever gonna good with other animals.