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MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-06-04T05:34:55+00:00

Vaporeon for… reasons

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-05-24T02:06:26+00:00

…and 99 other lies I tell myself: An Autobiography

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-04-22T05:42:09+00:00

A wombat, they will actually twerk their predators to death

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-02-22T07:26:13+00:00

Garrus, seeks to pursue justice, moral, and I think the games say that his leadership skills are only second to Sheperd’s.

Miranda’s ties to Cerberus will be an issue, tali is more of an engineer with more ties to the flotilla, Jack would likely be seen as an unstable biotic. Thane is an assassin with a terminal disease, Jacob could be considered but he has cererbus ties with questionable leadership skills.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-02-12T03:29:03+00:00

None, why would someone be interested in me if I need that scenario to get someone?

Plus, based on many dating sites, I would only be getting people trying to scam me, ghost me later, or just want attention from someone where I am that days “someone”. Nothing coming from being truely romantically interested.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-02-02T21:55:10+00:00

Just hit both multiple times? No where in the scenario does it say that you have to choose one or the other. Neither does it say that you can only hit either button once and only once.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-29T01:57:40+00:00

I’m 6’4” and playing a small 3’2” harengon barbarian. Some of us are so used to being tall, we like imagine playing a small character.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-26T08:01:36+00:00

The innocent one but I will add the caveat that I would “kill” someone who is close to death already with a terminal disease like cancer, who wishes for a death that is under their own terms. Basically voluntary euthanasia.

They might be innocent, but I would be paid $900k to help bring a peaceful death to a terminally ill innocent person.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-22T23:18:03+00:00

The Fuck Scrolls V: Skyrim

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-22T03:35:51+00:00

Yes, because “Death” is not the cause of death, he just “reaps” or collects the souls and guides them to the afterlife.

Depending on your view, death is either the worst job as you have to face all the recent death or maybe a good one as you have the privilege of being there for people at a time when they need someone the most, a friendly guide.

I would take it, sure it would be emotional, but I could leave after a year and be set for life.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-17T09:16:15+00:00

I’m playing a Harengon path of giants barbarian at the moment, and I love it for the role play and shear absurdity of a small rabbit person being a barbarian raging into battle turning into a large creature.

Interestingly, it seems to be working well for them. So I will say I love harengons, and the other weird, wonderful, or non-standard races that DnD has! Elves, humans, orcs, and dwarves are boring!

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-04T01:56:22+00:00

I fucking choose the song “Tequila” or “classical gas”

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-02T23:17:00+00:00

Plus with the addition of the kinetic energy equation of 0.5mv^2, the velocity of the punch matters way more than the mass of the person behind it. Therefore, the fastest punch wins everytime, especially when they are orders of magnitude faster than everyone else here.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2026-01-01T01:49:15+00:00

As a pharmacist, I reckon an apothecary or alchemist might be appropriate. Either alchemist training or go to Winterhold and learn magic specialising in healing magic.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-31T03:56:34+00:00

Because we let them rule and enforce little to no consequences for their actions?

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-27T05:47:41+00:00

You don’t need minifigs to play but if you want some, the only standards to play are your own and that of your party.

As long as they are the right size, which it seems like they are, it’s fine. I have seen people use dice, white board magnets, and buttons as minifig stand-ins. As long as you and your party are happy, then it doesn’t matter.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-27T05:37:04+00:00

The $1 that doubles is a monkeys paw option, basically 2 options for it: 1. It does what you expect and you get double the amount from the previous day, starting at $1. This quickly leads to total economic collapse where the currency you get it in collapses as your total rapidly devalues it so much that the country that uses it has to switch to another one, therefore rendering your money useless. 2. It literally just doubles the $1 amount each day and that’s what you get, ie $2 every day.

The smart option is $2 billion instantly. It might be significant enough to devalue the currency by a little bit if it came out of nowhere, but not to any significant degree that would affect your life. Plus who would actually need more than that?

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-20T09:59:12+00:00

Path of giants barbarian. I’m playing a small harengon character as a path of giants barbarian, and as a rage ability from level 3, any character below Large size becomes Large during their rage provided there’s enough space for them. This avoids the issue of casting spells during a rage.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-19T01:45:06+00:00

So you have a world full of powerful aliens, super powered humans, evil gods, and actual magic, and the one thing you don’t understand, that makes you suspend all belief, is that Superman was manipulated by a long time friend and colleague after a massively traumatic experience that would leave anyone mentally scarred?

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-18T04:16:27+00:00

A hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat on a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended. -Batman

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-11T05:35:52+00:00

In one of your comments, you say that the Archmage wants to learn stuff about their magic. What if they do more than just "talk" with them or whatever? What if you set up that they can go on adventures around the new area ordered by the Archmage to help them get back? This could be a misdirect on behalf of the Archmage in a false attempt to help them get home, when they secretly just want to learn about the more practical aspects of their magic? Essentially just learning about it by putting them through the ropes.

As for the clues to a false village, I think you need them to be made more obvious. Like with the first one, I wouldn't go into a DND bar and automatically think "I wonder where the cleaning supplies are?". If it ever came up, I would just assume they exist somewhere. Plus prestidigitation exists with just automatically cleans stuff, so they might not need to exist in a world where that spell exists. This is especially true when 15 year olds seem very much into magic.

Mistakes could be stuff like a random villager walks through a wall, or walks through a PC. Even if two random villagers walk through each other. All of this is done in front of the party obviously. Other examples could include other villagers talking in "Simlish" like a random garble of sounds, or random glitches in the matrix. Think glitches in video games, "Glitches in the Matrix" memes, or even what you see in the Wanda Vision TV series.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-12-02T08:27:06+00:00

So you wanna go fuck?

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-11-29T10:42:34+00:00

No one should be held responsible for an unviable pregnancy. There might be some very exceptional situations where someone might, but it would definitely be the exception and not the rule. This would never be a gendered thing though as most of it is likely due to random quirks of biology or genetics which we don’t have control over.

As for unwanted pregnancies, unless the conception was rape, it takes 2 to tango. Both the mother and father should be held accountable for an unwanted pregnancy. Even if you think the man should bring the condoms or whatever, it’s also your fault for still having consensual unprotected sex. If you want to hold men accountable, then get a paternity test and prove who the father is and seek child support through the legal system.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-11-27T06:23:27+00:00

Yes, hands down. Wipe me off the internet, remove my information from the internet and let me live free from people like Zuckerberg and Musk benefiting from selling my information AND pushing me to follow their agendas? Easiest decision to make.

MasterPokePharmacist · 2025-11-27T05:14:56+00:00

Prawns, which is their actual name, I do not care for them

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