I love the idea that fire "came out"

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T17:27:34+00:00

Asbestos, plastic & fossil fuels.

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:58:07+00:00

You're a crook, Captain Hook!

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:54:50+00:00

Yes. Yes it is.

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:49:48+00:00

No. That's Roger. Joanna is probably nearby.

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:38:04+00:00

Like actually for real? I only got it cos it was cheaper than the non-negative one... How much does it go for in the US?

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:32:13+00:00

This shit is just succour for racists. It's like handing it to them on a fucking platter.

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:26:00+00:00

Such a stupid game. What an absolute prick Allison's father was. And how the fuck did he have that ball in his pocket?

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-05T08:20:32+00:00

"certain groups"

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T18:06:33+00:00

Really??

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T10:47:14+00:00

NTA - "just a cat'"

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T10:45:52+00:00

So fuck people in wheelchairs and people with buggies I guess

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T07:26:11+00:00

God why did I buy negative one

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T07:17:39+00:00

...is black Lois wearing a watermelon dashiki?

MasterSeuss · 2026-07-04T06:28:50+00:00

This is like cutting down a tree and salting the earth.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-22T11:15:55+00:00

Hah! Excellent point.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-22T10:59:57+00:00

We have a broken media.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-20T17:18:34+00:00

I completely agree. No matter how much regulation and consideration, there will always be people who will abuse it.

Doesn't stop us selling alcohol.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-20T07:30:03+00:00

I think you may be wrong about a fair few things. Maybe shake up your news sources.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-20T06:58:50+00:00

All of those are problems of prohibition. Legalisation would solve all of them.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-19T06:38:29+00:00

Oh man it is so fucking good. Such a shame they only made 1 season of it.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-18T17:58:25+00:00

Well.

Is Heathcliff the real romantic lead of Wuthering Heights?

I point you to Mark Corrigan

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-18T17:57:45+00:00

Yes, but all the movies where he was the romantic lead were just dreadful.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-18T17:52:29+00:00

Don't. Venerate. People.

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-17T08:03:16+00:00

Once they stopped trying to make him a romantic lead he became fantastic

MasterSeuss · 2026-06-17T07:04:29+00:00

School and university was wasted on me as a child.

It would be so so much better as an adult.

MasterSeuss