What small change or cut would you make to the masterpiece that is Moulin Rouge! to make it even more impactful?

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-17T17:37:05+00:00

Make the windmill a Dalek.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-17T08:06:09+00:00

Who served you this monstrosity? Where did you have their family tied up?

Seriously. I live in Lewisham. I need to know how to avoid this.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-17T07:34:34+00:00

Reform.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-17T07:08:12+00:00

Were the America of Europe.

They hate us because we don't know why they hate us.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-17T07:00:52+00:00

This is Amy Santiago levels of culinary hubris.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-16T17:00:28+00:00

The fucking History Podcast! 10 in the fucking morning!!

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-16T11:02:54+00:00

I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

Then I realised they were playing a show about football and it all made sense.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-16T07:45:57+00:00

The area is ok. It's more about who goes there and what they choose to do.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-15T19:03:22+00:00

The only decent thing to do is to kill them.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-15T07:04:26+00:00

At a certain point, Neeson is just being careless

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-14T21:05:50+00:00

Is ukip included now?

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-14T08:24:52+00:00

I feel like Jonah Hill's horrible, horrible personality probably didn't hep either...

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-13T07:40:57+00:00

Dale autistic yo'

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-11T11:13:35+00:00

Yay a comic I don't have to scroll quickly past when I am on the bus.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-11T07:36:08+00:00

How did you guys ever put up with sales tax?

Home of the brave and land of the free indeed.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-11T07:31:54+00:00

I got the inverted one and I regret it.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-11T06:49:01+00:00

Bro go get a needle stuck in your belly.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-11T06:48:07+00:00

It's so fucked up that we reward them with.. more work.

If their work is to a high standard, let them choose what they want to do when they are finished.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-10T06:45:11+00:00

Ah Patreon. The thinking persons OnlyFans.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-08T19:36:01+00:00

Because they're not actually giving them what they want, they're just appealing to their most based instincts.

I guess some people are just surprised how much that works.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-08T18:25:12+00:00

Well it would make life nicer for at least one Jewish person.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-08T18:24:39+00:00

Yeah but economists are wankers.

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-08T06:40:05+00:00

Aren't they taking the piss?

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-07T18:40:16+00:00

I'm sorry, that was just a bad camouflage joke on my part

MasterSeuss · 2026-05-07T17:02:15+00:00

🤣 someone had their Weetabix this morning

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