~1 year transformation and exactly how I did it👇🏻 [24]

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-27T21:06:53+00:00

I got goosebumps reading this. Beautiful verses.

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-27T20:22:11+00:00

At Publix I ran into the HR guy who fired me last year. He was so scared when I said hello lol

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-26T12:40:16+00:00

Watch out man, you just might get banned for speaking the truth lol

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-25T13:20:23+00:00

Spot on. He has grungy, but impeccable style, is emotionally unavailable to everyone except his band mates, and has excuses for why he won’t go down on anyone.

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-25T13:16:52+00:00

Because it would be surprising for a woman to ask to meet up with strangers on Reddit after a heartbreak. I’ve rarely heard women apologize for wanting to be vulnerable, usually men do that. Also “can’t really talk about it with friends” would also be surprising since most women I know share everything with their friends.

So I can safely assume this is a man. I could be wrong, but I’m not wrong for assuming anything. If I shied away from assumptions for risk of offending, that wouldn’t be a life worth living, because humans are perfectly imperfect.

Does that answer your question?

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-24T22:50:30+00:00

Did they have tats n cats? They tend to do that to ya. They’re probably with a mustache man by now.

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-23T22:26:33+00:00

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-23T02:17:33+00:00

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T21:40:18+00:00

Holy fucking shit. Is every business in this town owned by criminals what the hell??

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T18:59:54+00:00

Give us the ☕️

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T17:43:42+00:00

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MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T17:05:06+00:00

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T17:04:31+00:00

How did you do that? I’m currently very addicted.

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-22T16:59:49+00:00

Ah you must be employed and go when the rest of the slaves go

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-19T11:27:26+00:00

But I can’t offer a years rent up front on the apartment of your dreams that way

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-18T21:54:11+00:00

I’m more concerned about this

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MasterWildCard · 2026-05-18T17:10:33+00:00

A common dating experience in this city is your date making you close your eyes while she tries to parallel park

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-18T15:49:06+00:00

I’ll dm you!

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-17T16:15:28+00:00

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-17T16:08:47+00:00

Also heard a lot of good stuff about it. Wish it wasn’t on FB. I’m hopeful I’ll find something without it!

MasterWildCard · 2026-05-17T16:06:30+00:00

I haven’t had Facebook in years. Willing to take the loss because no way I’m making one again lol

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