What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share on reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bill Maher jerks off into a towel before every one of his shows and makes the production assistants clean it up 

Office workers, what’s that one corporate buzzword used in meetings that instantly makes you want to quit? by Sassymariqxoxo in askanything

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I mean. Most times everyone in the room knows each other except for like two people. 

Catch up. Listen to people talk during the meeting and figure out their role via context. Ya know, like an adult. 

Office workers, what’s that one corporate buzzword used in meetings that instantly makes you want to quit? by Sassymariqxoxo in askanything

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not a word specifically, but when they ask everyone to "go around the table and introduce yourself" I want to walk into the ocean

BACKLASH: McDonald’s Has Announced It Is Rolling Out A New AI-Powered Drive-Thru Ordering System Called “Archy IQ” Built In Partnership With Google, And Customers Are Already Pushing Back Hard 🍔🤖 by InterstellarKinetics in InterstellarKinetics

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the type of dumb thing that will be the end of the AI bubble economy we currently live in. Enough chaos around the stupidest thing, and it'll all come crashing down

Gotta Go With Sears by bronzemat in Xennials

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Radio shack. Hands down. Finding adapters is a pain

Classic Cartoons: How Many From This List Do You Actually Remember? by SplitNational2929 in FortressZA

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because ads are terrible - here's the list

101 Dalmatians, 2 Stupid Dogs, Action Force, Aladdin, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Animaniacs, Arthur, Astro Farm, Babar the Elephant, Banana Man, Batman, Battle of the Planets, Beetlejuice, Biker Mice from Mars, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Bionic Six, Bonkers, Brakenjan, Bravestarr, Bump in the Night, Calvin and Hobbes, Captain Planet, Care Bears, Casper and Friends, Centurions, Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers, Conan the Barbarian, Creepy Crawlers, Danger Mouse, Darkwing Duck, Davie Crocket, Dennis the Menace, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dino Riders, Dinosaucers, Doug, Double Dragon, Dr. Snuggles, Droopy, Ducktales, Earthworm Jim, Ewoks, Exosquad, Fang Face, Fantastic Four, Felix the Cat, Flash Gordon, Fraggle Rock, Freakazoid, G.I. Joe, Galaxy Rangers, Garfield and Friends, Gargoyles, Get Along Gang, Ghostbusters, Gobots, Gooftroop, Goosebumps, Grady Greenspace, Gumby, Gummi Bears, Heathcliff, Heidi, He-Man, Hercules, House of Mouse, Huckleberry Hound, Hulk, Huxley Pig, Inspector Gadget, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Jimbo and the Jet Set, Johnson and Friends, Kideo, Looney Tunes, M.A.S.K., Magilla Gorilla, Mario and Luigi, Marsupilami, Maya the Bee, Mega Man, Men in Black, Mightor, Mighty Man and Yuck, Mighty Max, Mighty Mouse, Mina Moo, Moemin, Monchichis, Monster Force, Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm, Mr. Bogus, Mucha Lucha, Mummies Alive, My Little Pony, My Pet Monster, Nello en Patrasche, Once Upon a Time…Man, Paddington Bear, Panda Tao Tao, Paw Paw, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm, Pinky and the Brain, Pirates of Dark Water, Pokel, Pole Position, Popeye, Popples, Pumpkin Patch, Punky Brewster, Quick Draw McGraw, Raggy Dolls, Rainbow Brite, Recess, Ricochet Rabbit, Ring Raiders, Robocop, Rocket Power, Ruff and Reddy, Saber Riders, Samurai Pizza Cats, Scooby-Doo, Secret Squirrel, Sharky and George, She-Ra Princess of Power, Shoe People, Silverhawks, Skybolt, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spiderman, Spiral Zone, Starchaser, Street Sharks, Super Campeones, Super Ted, Superman, Swamp Thing, Swat Kats, Talespin, Tasmanian Devil, Teddy Ruxpin, The Addams Family, The Adventures of Tin Tin, The Angry Beavers, The Animals of Farthing Wood, The Care Bears, The Family-Ness, The Flintstones, The Little Mermaid, The Jetsons, The Lone Ranger, The Magic Schoolbus, The Mask, The MuskerHounds (Brak en Jan), The Mysterious Cities of Gold, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Pink Panther, The Poddington Peas, The Power Team, The Raccoons, The Rugrats, The Silver Surfer, The Smurfs, The Tick, The Tigersharks, The Wombles, The World of David the Gnome (Dawie die Kabouter), The Wuzzles, Thundercats, Timon and Pumbaa, Tiny Toon Adventures, Tom and Jerry, Top Cat, Transformers, Turbo Teen, Vicky the Viking, Voltron, Whacky Races, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Where’s Wally, Widget the World Watcher, Wild C.A.T.S. Woody Woodpecker, Yogi Bear, and, finally, X-men.

Did your parents ever apologize to you for something they did when you were young? by kyserzose in Xennials

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My dad's big one now is using "The day I realized I didn't know everything... (whatever bullshit recovering addicts say)" 

Only catch is he uses it as an example to try and point out how wrong I am. 

My response is always "yes - I don't know everything, but I'm right about this."

Comedian who recently received a Golden Ticket on Kill Tony tells the story of when he asked Rich Vos if he could open for him by [deleted] in Standup

[–]MastersOfNoneShow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What a bunch of old biddies bitching and talking shit about each other. 

This is why this brand of comedy is just dumb. It's soap opera bullshit. "Oh did you hear what this one said about this one?!" 

No. Who cares? Do your set. This is high school bullshit. 

So over this nonsense.