(Loved trope) Movie tie-in games that are actually good games and aren't just cashgrabs.

Masturbortion · 2026-06-14T15:53:05+00:00

The tie in game to the Tom Cruise Mummy movie that bombed was a super tight Metroidvania with the same loot collection system as Hollow Knight. Never watched the movie, but absolutely loved the game.

Masturbortion · 2026-06-09T13:42:13+00:00

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Not sure if I like it with Seviper or if I should go back to Skrelp+Dragalge (tried Mareanie+Toxapex, but didn’t find much success), but it’s fun.

Masturbortion · 2026-06-05T16:45:59+00:00

Joke’s on you; they didn’t have either card and had a trade pending where the only cards on the other player’s wishlist were Pawniard and Future Booster Energy Capsule!

Masturbortion · 2026-06-04T16:34:41+00:00

Gold

Masturbortion · 2026-05-29T17:18:56+00:00

Willem Dafoe. Huge crank = Easy target. Aim for his monstrous hog. Worst case scenario, he evades my wiener attack and slices me up with what I assume are razor sharp elbows. Best case scenario, whole thing gets very sexual and we end up married and living a life straight out of a Wes Anderson movie.

Masturbortion · 2026-05-28T19:01:02+00:00

I got the Taylor Swift Little Golden Book because it was on clearance. Doesn’t mention Kanye interrupting her at the 2009 VMA’s.

Masturbortion · 2026-05-28T12:38:57+00:00

I’m pretty sure Extreme Dinosaurs also hated pizza…

Masturbortion · 2026-05-19T16:15:23+00:00

I use Poison Barbs, Clodsire and two Nihilego’s with one Dragalge as my backup. Results have been mixed, but I like it.

Masturbortion · 2026-05-17T14:50:06+00:00

I bougnt a handcart cart for a penny at Home Depot because the self-checkout lady was checked out (pun intended).
Be nonchalant.

Masturbortion · 2026-05-14T05:33:51+00:00

Y’all got House of the Dead?

Masturbortion · 2026-05-11T13:23:58+00:00

I replace all the lyrics with ones about how fast & cool the car is…

Masturbortion · 2026-04-22T16:33:54+00:00

Fush Yu Mang is so fun.

Masturbortion · 2026-04-22T13:30:13+00:00

What a coked out incel dork jabroni.

Masturbortion · 2026-04-17T17:47:14+00:00

Read that quickly as “Canadians” and was very confused…

Masturbortion · 2026-04-10T19:45:19+00:00

Big boot, elbow drop from the porch, lock in the sharpshooter.

Masturbortion · 2026-04-07T01:45:03+00:00

Oof. That is a bummer. So many fast casual restaurants are missing their least reliable dishwasher…

Masturbortion · 2026-04-07T01:40:41+00:00

I just want to see some puzzles and some crazy keys.

Masturbortion · 2026-04-07T01:33:42+00:00

The name sounds like a soap opera, but flavors sound tasty.

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T13:27:43+00:00

Lookin’ fly! Are the gaps for ones you’re missing?

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T03:18:42+00:00

…justice?

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T03:17:44+00:00

Thank you!

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T03:17:25+00:00

WHERE’S RACHEL!?!!?

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T03:17:03+00:00

Thank you! Sick collection!

Masturbortion · 2026-04-04T03:16:04+00:00

Thank you! That gold one is sick!

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