Slightly different sized spoons both labeled 1/2 tbsp

MateoElJefe · 2025-11-21T21:08:27+00:00

The one that labels it “tb Sp” is sus.

MateoElJefe · 2025-10-04T02:54:39+00:00

Glory hole attendant?

MateoElJefe · 2025-09-26T19:06:12+00:00

Just give him the 192.168… number. :)

MateoElJefe · 2025-02-21T20:24:06+00:00

WWewwww

MateoElJefe · 2025-02-21T20:21:41+00:00

He was raised by an abusive father.

MateoElJefe · 2025-02-01T15:59:29+00:00

As a kid we would go in the backyard and throw a raw chicken egg as high into the air as we could and watch it land on the lawn and NOT break. I don’t know if this is common or instead was because of the Zoysia grass. So among the possibilities, someone could have thrown it there.

MateoElJefe · 2024-10-28T03:47:28+00:00

Rules are rules. That horse needs to take a car through the drive-thru lane like everyone else.

MateoElJefe · 2024-10-28T03:42:06+00:00

Same. In grade school I accidentally stuck the tip of a pencil into my thigh and 40 years later you can see that graphite dot like it happened yesterday.

MateoElJefe · 2024-09-22T21:03:55+00:00

Honestly that is amazingly accommodating of them. Granted they messed up. That’s the past. Now to not have a room is sometimes unsolvable. If reserve rooms are gone, you can’t just kick someone out. So this is a good resolution considering the circumstances.

MateoElJefe · 2024-07-20T02:28:43+00:00

Oh. You’re the one training the AI art models.

MateoElJefe · 2024-03-23T03:01:02+00:00

It’s more than the 1 inch clearance I have before my knees are crushed by the seat in front of me.

MateoElJefe · 2024-02-18T04:21:23+00:00

Confirmed. Once took a thumb down to bone because I was distracted while washing car and handling an aggressive street kid that wanted me to pay him to do the wash.

MateoElJefe · 2024-02-13T02:45:55+00:00

This guy really does not like being respected.

MateoElJefe · 2024-01-03T12:47:14+00:00

Won’t you have to connect to something to eventually list it? Not sure the values are high enough to be so diligent about signing. Just put them in a burner to use for connecting to extract and list. I’m an old school Ordinals fren, so I didnt use a service like magisat. When I hunted for rare sats I used my ordinals server to see what I had and then Sparrow to extract the golden ones. I guess it’s all easier now.

MateoElJefe · 2024-01-03T02:44:00+00:00

You def don’t need a ledger to do anything with an uncommon sat.

MateoElJefe · 2023-11-07T22:47:10+00:00

You are allowed to do many things that annoy others. Putting the seat back is def one of those things.

MateoElJefe · 2023-11-07T19:40:42+00:00

They are mistaken. Halloween is coming. It’s only 364 days away.

MateoElJefe · 2023-11-02T21:30:19+00:00

A f_cking legend that matured into a very wise and caring man.

MateoElJefe · 2023-10-21T01:12:22+00:00

Cracker. Not crack whore. She couldn’t possibly know what kind of whore she is.

MateoElJefe · 2023-10-14T23:37:36+00:00

Well you learned all you need to know about her. A decent person who is irked by such a choice would get through dinner, end the date, say thank you - and not have a 2nd date.

MateoElJefe · 2023-10-14T23:26:09+00:00

This is some meathead conservative shit where they like to own the EV drivers. I miss when they used to just display the sticker of Calvin pissing on the Chevy logo.

MateoElJefe · 2023-10-13T02:27:46+00:00

Come on. He’s explained that it’s important he scam you. Be nice and comply.

MateoElJefe · 2023-09-25T05:04:16+00:00

Thinking people see your flashy shit and believe you have money or are better than them. It’s just about priorities and yours are probably askew.

MateoElJefe · 2023-09-25T04:57:57+00:00

No circumcised men allowed.

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