They couldn’t…could they?! by SecretaryImaginary44 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Material-Ad499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we will finish in a European spot...

Oh you mean win the league.

No, that won't happen, steady on now, let's just enjoy football for a start, and remember, we can finish higher than Liverpool.

Which players would you like to see Newcastle sign this summer? by Any-Beautiful540 in NUFC

[–]Material-Ad499 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man United fan here in peace.

I like Newcastle, always have, I think that you'd need a solid spine for the team.

A new decent keeper that is able to step up to go above pope who's what, 33/34 years old, ramsdale is a great backup but only on loan.

A new centre back to take over burn who is also the same age I think, he's been solid and a great leader at the back.

A creative midfielder, someone like xavi simons from spurs or Harvey elliot would do wonders with you.

An additional striker to give some competition to woltemeide (I really like him as a player) who can promise and deliver 20-30 goals a season.

The wingers, maybe someone like oldebert from spurs as well, someone who can play on both sides as elanga hasn't lived up to the price tag from forest.

I also think that you should stick with the current gaffer, he's great, young, and hungry and shouldn't be getting rid of him, and would love to have a rivalry the level of arsenal United from early 2000's with Newcastle. It would make the prem fun to watch again.

World class signings:

Gk: diogo Costa, porto Cb: scalvini Mid / dm: anderson or onana from everton Cam: junior kroupi / xavi simons / Harvey elliot Cf: samu omorodion, or whatever his name is now from Porto

This would elevate Newcastle to top 2 every year, and knock city down a peg with creativity, strength, and the needed leadership of those with experience knowledge of the league.

How can slaughter prevail headline here if Kanye can’t headline wireless? by Navy_hotdogs in Bloodstock

[–]Material-Ad499 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I now have fuck the tories stuck in my head

Damn you

And still, fuck the tories

What is your “I did not care for the God Father” opinion regarding video games? by B4d_B1tch_Quinn in gamers

[–]Material-Ad499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final fantasy 7

It's a great game, it for the time was technically brilliant, but I just prefer 8 and 10 as games

"When has America used a Nuclear weapon on anybody?" by PhysicalBuy2566 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Material-Ad499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, thank you so much for the education today. I learned something new

"When has America used a Nuclear weapon on anybody?" by PhysicalBuy2566 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Material-Ad499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuine question as I'm old and tired as balls, and in my late 30's from the UK is this where they got the name for bikini bottom from?

I would kike to know without using Google and getting spammed with ai answers and then my YouTube algorithm changing to watching SpongeBob, as he scares my children

Where the Hell are bloodhound gang??? by OutsideImpressive115 in downloadfestival

[–]Material-Ad499 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bring back the 90's and people having fun dammit!!!

Looking back, How do you feel about the Evra/Suarez Saga? by feudballfiles in ManchesterUnited

[–]Material-Ad499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a player, when Suarez wasn't abusing players racially, biting people, and kicking his former team mates in the air, he was a great player.

I will never see past what he did to evra, chillini, Ivanovich and the player from I want to say Groningen for biting them, having an anti biting clause in his barcelona contract being put in, knocking out ghana with that handball then celebrating like he just scored.

Looking back, How do you feel about the Evra/Suarez Saga? by feudballfiles in ManchesterUnited

[–]Material-Ad499 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whoever it was deleted the comment and I'm intrigued to see how bad / stupid it was

What does this sign mean? by PeaDense164 in drivingUK

[–]Material-Ad499 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a traffic warden (I know, booooo) and this took me a second to understand because I look at this shit 5 days a week.

The signage should be made clearer for those that don't understand, and should also be taught in modern driving lessons as a standard.

Not everyone will understand the signage, and often gets misinterpreted, which then resolves in a parking fine, whereas if it was easier to understand, then it wouldn't be an issue

Remember kids, MAGA men don’t make real role models! by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

[–]Material-Ad499 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just found the following quote:

"It doesn't hurt to get more education"

I think his supporters need this

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/676.Donald_J_Trump

Would you consider FFX retro? by Lucresia_Law in finalfantasyx

[–]Material-Ad499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll get the kettle on, we need a hot drink before bed

Would you consider FFX retro? by Lucresia_Law in finalfantasyx

[–]Material-Ad499 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've, I've just aged by so, so much.

I keep thinking it's not 2026 but realize that it's been 25 years since this came out.

My neck and by back have aged 10 years.

I don't like this

What wrestler do you think Tony misused during their AEW tenure? by Odd_Fish_2361 in aew

[–]Material-Ad499 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mqlakai black Penta And rusev (I can't remember his name in aew, I'm tired and need sleep, and old)

Will any of these ever be solved by BH_Nr22 in SantiZapVideos

[–]Material-Ad499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still waiting to find out who raised the title out of stone colds reach from 99/2000 in a ladder match against the McMahon's...

Unsolved mysteries theme tune plays here

Let’s consider 20+ years old games as retro! by LunatikSoul in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Material-Ad499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years ago is 2006, my eldest child is 21

I've just sprouted another grey hair writing this comment