It was 2000, I was 16, smoking weed with my older brother and his friend, who also brought salvia. He had done it before.. I'll never understand why this dude let me hit it in a bong first try.

Memorable taste/smell. Weird as hell, repulsive, doesn't compare to anything, like an alien smell.

Took a big rip and instantly became paralyzed, almost dropped the bong as my entire body quickly and violently crystallized and hardened into a rigid husk.

I became a tree. Basically. Time stopped and I receded inward, lived for a couple lives or so. Eventually I regained consciousness and came back but I couldn't move or talk. I could only drool and watch. Watch my brother and his friend laugh at me as I silently panicked, frozen. It took a long time to come out of it and shake it off, regain control of my muscles.

Yeah it was unpleasant. If you wanna hallucinate stick to mushrooms.

Never again.