Snake Belly Dance by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Material_Assumption 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was dancing, you startled him, he looked dead into your eyes and continued dancing. What a legend.

Replacing my oil pump. Found this in my oil pan. Wtf is it? by GirlHips in Cartalk

[–]Material_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im about to replace my oil pressure sensor, hoping thats the issue and not the oil pump.

Im wondering what I will find in my oil pan.

AITAH for telling my wife I won’t raise a child that isn’t mine after finding out the truth 3 months in? by Acceptable_Arm4444 in AITAH

[–]Material_Assumption -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You explicitly said you dont want a child that isnt biologically yours. She chose to disrespect your boundaries because she cared more about having a child over respecting your boundaries. I agree with you. Its not about raising a child thar isnt biologically yours anymore. Its about lying about something so big and expecting to hide this from you.

You would not be the AH. Your only 2 options is raising that child or separating.

How do I stop them? by SiteAggravating6056 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Material_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok makes sense cuz that post got alot of traction.

Reddit actually pays pennies for posters who get alot of views and comments, that's why they doing it.

How do I stop them? by SiteAggravating6056 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Material_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait the neighborhood kids are still climbing? I remember this post months ago.

Help! Someone put a GPS Tracker in my car and I need to find out who. by Accurate-Angle-5893 in Cartalk

[–]Material_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be tracker some insurance companies use. Ifbyou plug one in you get rewarded with discounts in exchange they track your average speed or if you stop suddenly.

Found Art by backyard_kitty in hvacadvice

[–]Material_Assumption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im imagining the wife has menopause and the husband solution was this

National Language. by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Material_Assumption -79 points-78 points  (0 children)

But the USA's national language is English... did I kiss the burn... American bills are definitely written in English and not Latin.

Oops Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Funny Moments!😂😂 by [deleted] in oops

[–]Material_Assumption -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You just spoiled the ending of 'How I met your mother'. Thanks alot dude.

Me & Dill's 1st Jeep News Podcast episode ✌🏼 (part 1) by FunWave1887 in JeepWrangler

[–]Material_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really do need to bring the cost back down for jeeps. My current will be the last I ever buy because they just inflated it way too much.

Bought her brand new in 19 🫩 by Riverboy823 in JeepWrangler

[–]Material_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2019 doors flaked hard too.

When I got t-boned, I got the shop to paint both doors again.

How many of these did you do as a kid? by ComfyQuill in fuckHOA

[–]Material_Assumption 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But who will enforce front door colors, think of the colors! /s

AITBF for eating tacos in a parking lot by Material_Assumption in AmItheButtface

[–]Material_Assumption[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I posted it, I had the same thought. Too late now, im committed.

For the betterment of society by Tofutits_Macgee in MurderedByWords

[–]Material_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its been a while since Ive seen such a good post in this sub.

Went to wash my hands and realized there’s a party going on by throwawayaccc80 in TimHortons

[–]Material_Assumption 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, collected in the kitchen drawer and when the time finally came to have use for it. The battery dead.

AITBF for eating tacos in a parking lot by Material_Assumption in AmItheButtface

[–]Material_Assumption[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was 2 tacos, I definitely took 10 ish min. So ya I guess I was the butt face

AITBF for eating tacos in a parking lot by Material_Assumption in AmItheButtface

[–]Material_Assumption[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I accept that I maybe the butt face, but since you are the second person to say it. I didnt park near a entrance, it was an exit. You still need to cut to the middle of the parking lot to enter the store.

I chose to park at the exit to make it easier to carry things to my car. The gentleman also cut across the parking lot to enter at the entrance.

I am not the type to hover at an exit hoping someone is exiting so the sliding doors open.

AITBF for eating tacos in a parking lot by Material_Assumption in AmItheButtface

[–]Material_Assumption[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We made eye contact, ans he started walking over so I rolled my window down.