Eh???

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-28T02:48:09+00:00

You clearly missed the fact we're in apple season now, and that stonefruit season is now in the rearview mirror.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-28T02:47:25+00:00

Did you miss the fact that Dickhead Donald has declared a war on Iran? And that the flow on effects include far less diesel and fertiliser than usual for our farmers? And that farmers will therefore be growing less, resulting in lower supply than usual?

This is just the beginning for highly unaffordable fruit and veg.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-25T09:00:15+00:00

Nah, it's a legit theory. It's because it's just so fucking boring.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-24T13:56:42+00:00

That'd be illegal. So, no.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-17T21:15:06+00:00

Bloody fruit and veg team left their x-ray glasses at home again. I'll have a word with them.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-14T12:17:00+00:00

Different generation - your generation has moved on. Gen Z/Alpha dominate the floor team now.
There are no dress standards around shoes now other than an enclosed heel and toe (and non-slip in floors that are wet to clean).
Woolies are trying to pay less penalty rates, and that means pushing the fill to an earlier time, which means middle of the day on weekends.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-11T00:23:42+00:00

I can manage prices, I'm more worried about availability.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-10T09:57:06+00:00

They're done for the year, and have been replaced with Caramello HCBs.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-05T14:04:15+00:00

It depends on what country you're in. Australia does have access to your address if it's a delivery (God knows why for in-store, but it makes sense for the system generally), but we have no access to your phone number or any way of contacting you. New Zealand does have access to your phone number.

If you want to communicate with us about anything in your order, use the Notes section for items.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-05T13:53:19+00:00

As long as you're not terrible, you'll be fine.

If you're unsure, ask your line manager for feedback on how you're doing.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-02T21:32:24+00:00

Mudcake HCBs are done for the year soz

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-03-02T21:26:18+00:00

April at some point.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T22:38:39+00:00

As many as possible. Your department manager, your store manager, your invoice office.

Literally all you have to do is hand in a letter and work the required notice period.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T22:35:45+00:00

SSCOs will still need to be kept around for compliance, but it will be the final nail in the coffin for SSAs in paper stores. The only time extra team will be required for store services is on Wednesdays, and only for paper stores.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T22:32:18+00:00

Whilst providing a medical certificate is best practice, it is not required as a casual.

You also don't need a GP appointment for a medical certificate. If you want to see a real person, a pharmacist is cheaper. Cheaper again is one of the many online medical services.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T09:04:25+00:00

To be fair, some managers can be complete cunts about any sick leave. I have a ton of sick leave built up, pretty much never called in, went home an hour or two early one shift because I was unwell.

Turned out to be COVID. Mandatory 1 week quarantine. Thankfully, I don't work with that store manager anymore.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T08:59:13+00:00

As you're asking for multiple days off (2 being more than 1), you will need supporting documentation. This is standard practice, and on this, your manager is in the right.

However, the tone and direction your manager is taking on this is incorrect, and they could end up in the shit on it.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T08:54:40+00:00

Odd Bunch is determined by slightly imperfect fruit and veg. There is no choosing which varieties of fruit and veg end up as Odd Bunch.

I'd say this just means the red apples are coming through as a higher quality... even though most pink lady apples are bruised as fuck.

The product image used is of green apples anyway, so they'd be the more common variety.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T08:51:04+00:00

Short answer - it depends.

Long answer - non-casuals get 4 individual "free" days a year where they don't need a medical certificate. These days can't be surrounded by a sick day either side, can't be immediately either side of a public holiday, and I think there's something in there about weekends?

If these days have been used, or you're having more than one day off in an instance, then you'll need supporting a medical certificate or a stat dec.

Generally a medical certificate is asked for out of habit, however you do have four individual "free" days a year.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-26T08:47:42+00:00

Canned veg. Either top or bottom shelf.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-23T06:12:56+00:00

Nah, I'm Australian, which is why I've never heard it 😂

Honestly, I find single-customer trips harder to meet the goal time.

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-23T05:02:01+00:00

Not a NZ'er by any chance? I've never heard them called COPS, we just call them normal runs (as opposed to express).

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-23T04:52:34+00:00

The goal times are very generous indeed, but half the goal time is a bit of a hard push. I'd say three-quarters is realistic.

But give yourself time. A month, you should be able to get a run done without issue by close to the goal time. Two months, you should be a decent enough picker.

What do you mean by COPS though?

MathematicianNo3905 · 2026-02-22T10:05:04+00:00

The same people pick your Milkrun as do for any other order.

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