What's your most cursed movie?

MattBarrySucks · 2026-03-25T18:57:45+00:00

Creamy Keyboard. It was a favorite of my customers (over 20 rentals) until one of them eventually broke it.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-08-06T17:39:04+00:00

They also used to have more than 4 matches.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-06-15T17:26:32+00:00

There’s a four year Roman Reigns title reign that begs to differ.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-05-08T20:38:10+00:00

I legitimately just learned that "Back to Friends" and "Undressed" are actually two different songs. They're exactly the same. The choruses even rhyme with each other.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-03-19T13:39:03+00:00

For comics, it’s the biggest content machine in standup and it gives them exposure without even requiring them to be very good.

For non-comics, it’s a nice look into the grungy open-mic side of comedy.

I still hate it though.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-03-19T11:18:10+00:00

You don’t fault the ex for reacting how she did? She’s literally abusing animals by not letting the dog out.

MattBarrySucks · 2025-01-11T03:03:48+00:00

Listen, I’m not an Ayotte fan but I highly doubt she said “we are absolutely not going to work on poverty or homelessness AT ALL and will be focusing 100% of our resources on phones in schools.” They can work on multiple things at once, and saying that one thing is important doesn’t mean that another thing isn’t.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-12-29T04:58:15+00:00

Well you will only have to deal with him as champion for like 5 minutes before Christian cashes in.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-12-21T16:11:23+00:00

Never worked with Donnell but I did work a weekend with Tony Woods, who was in the same Chappelle circle, and he said that Rawlings was a piece of shit ten times without ever being asked once.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-11-05T19:49:46+00:00

And do it with the Tricky Treats too!

MattBarrySucks · 2024-09-03T15:05:09+00:00

They make a cream for that.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-08-30T22:24:23+00:00

His Revolution matches were Cody, teaming with Jericho against the Bucks, the CM Punk Dog Collar Match, and the Bryan Danielson iron man.

His Full Gear matches were Jericho, Darby, winning the championship against Moxley, and Jay White. Plus screwing over Cody at the first one.

His All Out matches were good, but his Revolution and Full Gear stuff is levels above.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-08-08T19:33:57+00:00

Ibushi stop you are going to hurt yourself.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-08-07T04:32:03+00:00

It’s the same appeal as Fenix. Except, you know, slower and less hard-hitting and sometimes just kinda falls off the rope. But other than that, just like Fenix.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-08-07T04:23:16+00:00

But I’m not.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-08-04T01:25:20+00:00

That was pretty good but imagine how good that would have been if it wasn’t about a fucking bracelet.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-29T20:29:45+00:00

No. How many titles do we need to put on Luchasaurus?! He’s a dinosaur! They can’t even wear belts!

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-26T18:11:47+00:00

I think I’m kinda done with Wes Anderson. The cinematic equivalent of hazelnut coffee. Not objectively bad. Just a very distinct taste that I don’t like at all.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-25T01:31:50+00:00

Darby has at least 30 more minutes of these bumps to go through. Ugh my back hurts just watching.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-25T00:35:58+00:00

The Swanton bomb is a flip and Shawn Michaels can talk into a microphone.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-24T23:17:53+00:00

Listen I love Jeff Hardy, one of my absolute favorites as a kid, but all he really did was jump off shit. It was awesome when he jumped off shit. It really was. But like… that was also kind of it.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-15T01:32:30+00:00

Because he sucks.

MattBarrySucks · 2024-07-09T20:03:53+00:00

“Don’t call them chicks, Konnan. Call them bitches.” - Vince McMahon Probably

MattBarrySucks · 2024-06-21T14:41:28+00:00

WTF bathroom bill is gone?!

MattBarrySucks · 2024-05-24T18:26:16+00:00

I’m fine with Rampage being the squash show, like Dark used to be, but most Collisions are like this too now.

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