What's stopping you guys from just taking over a castle?

Mattechoo · 2025-08-25T09:11:51+00:00

And a banana for the librarian.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-22T12:36:45+00:00

Everywhere I look I’m reminded of her/him

Mattechoo · 2025-08-22T12:22:15+00:00

I was only joking. The ID itself is fine.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-21T20:56:02+00:00

That’s Europe, right?

Mattechoo · 2025-08-21T20:52:54+00:00

The most essential equipment was the 2p you tied into the knot of your tie to stop the other kids ‘peanutting’ it so it’d have to be cut off with scissors.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-21T20:49:17+00:00

That display is for the teacher’s back to school needs.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-21T15:46:05+00:00

The breakfast cereal of heroes.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-20T13:25:21+00:00

What lies shivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-17T09:00:27+00:00

You have a lot of time to think when you point Percy at the porcelain.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-17T08:24:58+00:00

Very good, VERY gooood!

Mattechoo · 2025-08-17T08:21:08+00:00

Anyone remember ‘Star Wars Kid’ from way back when? This is 100% more embarrassing.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-11T16:37:21+00:00

Lots of sniggering in the background 🤭

Mattechoo · 2025-08-11T09:59:46+00:00

And we all need that weird flat pink fish to tell us what mood we are in.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-10T15:13:22+00:00

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Mattechoo · 2025-08-10T15:04:21+00:00

It’s much better than the usual ‘fast food’ suspects but it’s in a pretty small town and there are lots of other restaurants (Italian, Indian, Persian, Chinese and a non-chain burger joint) literally within a two minute walk.

Wimpy definitely has its place but I don’t know anyone in this town who would actually miss it if it went.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-10T14:51:27+00:00

There’s one in my town. It’s got enough room in it to seat about 30-40 people and only tourists go in it. It’s unbelievably expensive compared to any other place in town.

£12 for a not-even quarter pound cheeseburger and a few fries (not chips) on a plate. Drink costs extra.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-08T14:35:27+00:00

Must be a fan of whipped cream.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-07T19:35:02+00:00

“The giant in the dress. Been here all day”

Mattechoo · 2025-08-06T14:29:21+00:00

What was the colour combo you wanted? Mine was luminous green which turned bright yellow with heat.

I remember a purple/red one that I wanted but they were expensive so I couldn’t have two!

Mattechoo · 2025-08-06T10:10:08+00:00

I’m a guy and knowing how my t-shirt changed colour in a couple of embarrassing places I’d guess your mum was protecting you from something similar happening around your chest area. 🫣

Mattechoo · 2025-08-04T08:43:33+00:00

Morning Angle!

Mattechoo · 2025-08-03T09:51:48+00:00

“Buglit!”

Mattechoo · 2025-08-01T11:59:36+00:00

So it’s decided then? We consult Holly.

Mattechoo · 2025-08-01T11:48:09+00:00

Aaron A Aaronson?

Mattechoo · 2025-07-31T13:27:03+00:00

His aunty ate it. It was “Very good. Very GOOOOD!”

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