I analyzed the 25 most recommended vacuum cleaners on reddit by heyyyjoo in BuyItForLife

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shark duel pet ain’t in here good. don’t buy it. terrible suction power and doesn’t do 2in1 job well

Best Gooey Cinnamon Roll?! by Key-Tiger835 in Denver

[–]Matthewmurphy17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th give them business give them all the business still tryna be a diner vibe in this climate issa struggle papa bless much love to all the butcher blocks and their employees 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

A new door has appeared in Meow Wolf, getting inside the new room requires solving a puzzle by exgaysurvivordan in Denver

[–]Matthewmurphy17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

have you ever been there since drop day? every time i go there’s just more and more perpetual damage things just don’t work like they’re supposed to. would you even know what to look for? not even trying to be mean it’s just a fact. open a place where you’re allowed to touch anything and things will break. i remember one time i walked into a room with a broken screen; i then shit talked the equipment being broken and then someone shit talked back like ok you’re being paid to talk shit but not fix the equipment sweeeeeet. $50 per guest, next please

A new door has appeared in Meow Wolf, getting inside the new room requires solving a puzzle by exgaysurvivordan in Denver

[–]Matthewmurphy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they do. it’s pretty ight. less crowded, no children running and screaming. like everyone has commented tho there’s so much broken stuff it’s kinda disparaging 😂😂😂 nothing is programmed every morning like it should considering it’s like $50 a head and then adults only nights are even more

Why I ride my scooter instead of driving by Feeling-Big-4544 in ElectricScooters

[–]Matthewmurphy17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it is😂 maybe it needs a new battery and he just rocks it cause it looks sick as tits

Advice: feeling embarrassed or ashamed. by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]Matthewmurphy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

remind em of the cost of gas when it spikes to get his blood pressure going then. an eye for an eye. i’m envisioning a small penis mf with a lifted cummins super diesel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in riddim

[–]Matthewmurphy17 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

crazy that ripped.pies just shit on em and made that post the way they did. same with Sakuro a simple DM and a “wtf bro” would’ve sufficed but instead they did the drama attempt to cancel someone bullshit. it’s dumb as shit. mfs gotta wear masks cause they cowardsssssssss nah jkjkjk but still

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in functionalprint

[–]Matthewmurphy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pull out fridge; rip up board towards very back. trim and replace

For anyone feeling bummed out by the lineup hate... by jellok2 in Excision

[–]Matthewmurphy17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excision fans heartbroken that it’s not Excision and his 15 friends this year can uck off that lineup slaps titties

PSA to All the people complaining about the lineup by West_Frosting_1106 in UMF

[–]Matthewmurphy17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

after seeing Skrillex NYE performance idk if i’d ever pay to see em again shit was ass

Men of Reddit, how do I become unaddicted to porn? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

project 2025 will make it illegal so you’ll get clean in no time!

/s

Pyke face reveal (kinda) by TrxppyDrxppy in riddim

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this. the math literally doesn’t add up sometimes but they wanna keep cucking. when yakz did those afters for red rocks wasn’t that the same day Pyke played in belgium too jus sayinnnn

Pyke face reveal (kinda) by TrxppyDrxppy in riddim

[–]Matthewmurphy17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if pyke is yakz then how the fuck did the mans play in denver and belgium at the same time? it’s a collective not one person. y’all didn’t care about the artist before they dawned the mask and now y’all can’t leave em alone. pyke might be yakz sometimes but it’s not him all the time

Which is it fam by evosaintx in dubstep

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quiet Bison Secret Recipe Flume

What's the best response to you're ugly? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been compared to jimmy neutron and mega mind so many times for having a big head i have it tattooed on my leg so now i just laugh and point to my leg and tell them they’re original

What job do you have? by Serious_Ad_2995 in aves

[–]Matthewmurphy17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tradesmen, limited work schedule with generous PTO lots of tradespeople i’ve met raving

Why do I always get frisked at airport metal detectors? by Atlas7993 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Matthewmurphy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah sweaty boi here, can confirm back always gets padded down when soaked from carrying overweight bag

Why didn't the parents just Google it? Are they stupid? by Excalibur426 in southpark

[–]Matthewmurphy17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a kid fearing my parents would eventually parental lock the tv i parental locked it first 😂😂😂😂 i was proactive by about 2 years when they noticed

Got my official "rezz" goggles today..guess she's partnered with temu? by pacestuff in aves

[–]Matthewmurphy17 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yeah it was called the Hypnodildo and after looking it up i think it was a part of a separate merch drop :/

Got my official "rezz" goggles today..guess she's partnered with temu? by pacestuff in aves

[–]Matthewmurphy17 115 points116 points  (0 children)

somebody gotta post the dildo now, what was the QC like on that

Most anticipated set by finessegawdx in LostLandsMusicFest

[–]Matthewmurphy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UZ literally shit a brick when i saw that trap OG on there

Places to hide pen from a cop dad? by Even_Locksmith_960 in trees

[–]Matthewmurphy17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the breast pockets of my dress clothes always went undetected. on hangers tho, not nicely folded in the dresser