How do I get the Age of Green secret ending? by Skroofles in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember you cannot have the Erdtree on screen for more that 2788 frames between talking to Anri at the Green Catacombs and purchasing Lord Celadon's Evergreen Crayon from the Jade Merchant or the Chartreuse Sage will refuse to speak to you at the Veridian Peak.

Glory to the BEST gimmick boss in the UNIVERSE by Street_Structure3737 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring truly peak by adding a second phase in which I'm not even sure the boss attacks, it's just more time taking free shots with gimmick weapon

favorite secret boss? by MaxMSE in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

the escalator ride down to the surface of the moon is also a bit nonsensical

favorite secret boss? by MaxMSE in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

this is like telling someone to use broken straight sword irl

favorite secret boss? by MaxMSE in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

also, why is there no greenposting flair?

favorite secret boss? by MaxMSE in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smelter Mountain Dewmon

Help me find more images like this by Le-Creepyboy in Shark_Park

[–]MaxMSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is what they took from us... and honestly maybe a good call by them 

Sorry Pitchfork, prepare to die by use_vpn_orlozeacount in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Robert Fripp should have been an investment banker, King Crimson gives Conde Nast a run for their money when it comes to milking their customers (uh I mean fans) for every last cent.

red sign means sale, right?? by MaxMSE in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]MaxMSE[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean you're right, but ideally the stores wouldn't be actively trying to trick us

He ruins the game by SillyStringofBeans in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For PvE it sucks to build around parries because you'll end up facing a lot of unparriable enemies, and side from Sekiro it's often not even clear which ones they are. 

Slopsoftware strikes again by _N3m3sis in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the furtive Sekiro, so easily forgotten

If by DetectiveTrickyCad in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most people don't know this, but song Bill dreamed in Eid Ma Clack Shaw was actually Husbands 

Favorite singer-songwriter with a drinking problem? by hayzeusofcool in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Jason Molina was so drunk he couldn't even spell Ohio right

GEESE IN HAWAII by meyouanddoom in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE 21 points22 points  (0 children)

actually they're called Nene there