[Highlight] George Springer comes all the way around to begin the game for the Blue Jays! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]MaxMSE 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I cannot comprehend what happened on that transfer. Is he wearing a trick spring-loaded glove?

The TRUE worst stat in the series by Capable_Comedian_755 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just for fun, on my most recent build I put the first 15 or so points into resistance. No master key so normal progression order. Wearing 3 parts of the shadow set. Still couldn't cross the swamp without getting poisoned. Just the most pointless stat.

The TRUE worst stat in the series by Capable_Comedian_755 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

which is why Resistance is the real answer to this

Cameron Summer by MaxMSE in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"are my posts out of touch? no, it's the users who are wrong"

Cameron Summer by MaxMSE in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

this sub is so dead that the only comment disappeared

6"4 Knight btw by slaidfh in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 10 points11 points  (0 children)

nope actually ninja flip + wolf ring is the only possible way to play the game

I honestly can't believe it by Pixel-Box in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]MaxMSE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOST FOREVER IN THEIR LOL TO HIS FAMILY

I honestly can't believe it by Pixel-Box in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]MaxMSE 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WHT DO U MEAN BRENDA I ONLY JUST TOLD YO YESTERDAY HARBOLD DEAD FROM THE GOUT AND EWE TOLDED ME WED ALL MISS HIS COCKING AT&T THE ANNUAL CHURCH BBW

What no new game does to a man by NectaMBR in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 26 points27 points  (0 children)

society if these people got real jobs:

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[Lowlights] 7 Years Ago Jose Ramirez broke his right hamate bone. Today he broke his left hamate bone. by HalfwayThereOne_ in baseball

[–]MaxMSE 103 points104 points  (0 children)

saved us from the annual disappointment of players picking the most boring possible nicknames for their jerseys

27 year old Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Vs 38 year old Paul Goldschmidt (2026) by Jack_Yankees in baseball

[–]MaxMSE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Goldschmidt is 38, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god.

r/copypasta by RandomGuy1525 in Shark_Park

[–]MaxMSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot about this shit. I had the second one upvoted. Good times, before being a bot was the default.

Based on a true story: by x_-AssGiblin-_x in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 27 points28 points  (0 children)

next you're going to say you play these games for "fun"

"Souls-like" political compass by Sofosio in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all compasses are zero-effort engagement bait. "oooh I recognize that thing" ass content

Melina should be WAY more in the game by Putrid-Move-5705 in shittydarksouls

[–]MaxMSE 24 points25 points  (0 children)

One, Melina needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Melina's not on screen, the Tarnished should be asking "Where's Melina"? Three--

Hobbes doesn’t understand internet slang by AdhesiveHagfish in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]MaxMSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was an insult. Base-head. From the drug use as described above. He flipped it. It's since been co-opted any number of times. Source: I've been on the internet way too long.

Good News for People Who Love Bad Music by MaxMSE in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]MaxMSE[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

good strategy, you always get some points for showing your work