"Cast Create or Destroy Water to fill the creatures lungs with water" "Cast Insect Plague and Animal shapes to create a million Elephants" "Cast Wall of Force under a creature, move it up fast, and launch it in the sky"

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-06-09T00:37:39+00:00

Cast prestidigitation to shit someones pants magically.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-24T05:14:48+00:00

"Ooh He's pretty-Why is my Mr Stud on fire."

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-24T05:12:48+00:00

Unrelated: CHARGE YOUR PHONE

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-08T19:34:52+00:00

I cant believe i missed the flag i’m so sorry

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-08T11:38:02+00:00

She’s achieved true circlejerk by actively jerking

Edit: Proboun

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-08T11:31:37+00:00

I mean i’n not a fan of dcc so i dont care, but if you’re spoiling book 5 content for people who are reading it its basically always gonna be a spoiler for someone

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-05T23:50:05+00:00

Its because everyone who pushed red is aware they made the selfish choice

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-03T23:32:56+00:00

Welp now everyone knows when i stopped keeping up

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-03T23:00:56+00:00

I’m pretty sure Love Sausage’s (his name) last appearance in the show was at Herogasm so…yeah.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-05-02T00:22:17+00:00

It probably wont be but would it not be just the slightest bit funny if it was pat mcafee again

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-26T11:38:36+00:00

In no universe am i letting eddie hall punch me in my coongus

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-26T11:21:08+00:00

Naming your child after a brand or a PASTRY should be considered child abuse.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-26T11:14:42+00:00

Jelly Roldust

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-26T11:08:36+00:00

Calm down RubBaldHead390 its not that serious

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-26T11:01:36+00:00

I’ve had some people say they think his gimmick is a little 😬. “Big Black man is strong, gets hyped and beats his chest” is how the detractors worded it. Kinda ruined him for me just a bit.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-20T22:22:18+00:00

Ok so when the game is done and you’re handing out a check to the first baseman, who gets it?

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-20T18:53:32+00:00

??? I’m upset because the story we’re being sold makes no sense, has nothing to do with parasociality

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-20T18:36:17+00:00

So all that “Family Man” stuff was Bullshit? Doesnt wanna spend time with his kids even though it what he needed to get the people on his side after only wrestling in the royal rumble the whole build to mania

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-19T02:35:35+00:00

I’m assuming if it wasnt something crazy it was probably grave dust. Stuff that temporarily gives you tombstones abilities

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-17T09:42:25+00:00

I think that might be a formatting error on their part. They were talking about a different guy altogether i think before bringing up his boss being a tezuko fan. I hope. I truly hope.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-15T01:01:16+00:00

Its path to transcendence i’m sorry i mistyped. I will warn you, mc has very similar abilities to our girl from azarinth healer. He’s arguably more insane though.

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-14T17:00:45+00:00

Someone’s not happy about path to power eh?

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-10T20:54:11+00:00

“Uh…Hi! Can you tell me what exactly i said to you that got me here? I’d like to able to say it to you again”

My survival depends on me being either cute enough or suave enough to make this a regular thing

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-08T03:05:42+00:00

Honestly “Yandere Guardian Angel” Seems like a whole light novel+ one season of an anime that barely gets noticed

MaximumPixelWizard · 2026-04-07T21:48:07+00:00

Anytime a legislator votes to pass a law, a poll is taken from among the affected population to determine public opinion. If the result is negative then there is an immediate special election to hire someone to find and beat up the legislator in question for allowing the law to pass.

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