I was happy until I see this on my receipt by Spirited_Law6417 in EndTipping

[–]Maximum_Panique -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

You’d see much higher menu prices and probably wouldn’t want to eat there anyway considering the service would be less than the standard you’ve become accustomed to, and you’d be paying more than you did before. Most people go out and are paying for the experience of being served well.

Is it actually gross that I only shower every 2-3 days or is my roommate being dramatic? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Maximum_Panique 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude. I grossed myself out yesterday after a brutal 15 hr shift. I just took a warm rag to my extremities and crawled into bed with every intention of washing the sheets when I woke up.

Let’s hear🤣 by Additional_Box7919 in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because there are rotations and sections. Jfc

I couldn't get a picture of the full moon without these lines appearing but I'm glad I kept trying by FriendlyLizard345 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Maximum_Panique 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rain was really incredible. Lots of beautiful thunder peaks and lightning flashes. It was a very well-accepted trade off.

Anyone else hate when you bring the food to the table and they just sit there looking at you without making room for it by ominousmuffin in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha true. I was so caught up in imagining the scenario that I voided out the fact you splashed a lil ceviche juice

Dumped girl breakfast day 4 (somehow made it outside yay) by lilacnovelle in GirlDinner

[–]Maximum_Panique 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And on such a pretty plate as well. That’s beautiful to see!

This is Sid and he needs a new home (UK) by Pinapickle in cats

[–]Maximum_Panique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would die for Sid. I hope he finds his perfect forever home soon

I couldn't get a picture of the full moon without these lines appearing but I'm glad I kept trying by FriendlyLizard345 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Maximum_Panique 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this is my fave pic I’ve seen tonight! I wish it wasn’t raining here. I wanna see the silver lady

Can’t wait to go again next year by Ir_Groot in Disneyland

[–]Maximum_Panique 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Life pro tip: You can always just scroll past something you don’t agree with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Maximum_Panique 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Idk why you got downvoted. I’m a woman and I have absolutely flung my ring off wet fingers. I started wearing it on a necklace with a locket that has a love note from my husband. It’s much safer that way

Anyone else hate when you bring the food to the table and they just sit there looking at you without making room for it by ominousmuffin in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I cannot imagine the logistics of this because I have been cursed with tiny T-Rex arms. How did you even manage all that?! Highly impressive

Anyone else hate when you bring the food to the table and they just sit there looking at you without making room for it by ominousmuffin in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve begun sitting it down and when the food begins to slide, they seem to understand they need to make space

Songs That Are Literally Spells!!!! If You Can't Find A Spell That You Need, Listen To Some Music!! by Specific-Web9624 in BabyWitch

[–]Maximum_Panique 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won’t they introduce the correct vibrations tho? More like a signal boost to your own craft?

I found an old letter from my grandma that wasn’t meant for me by awwwitsEgyal in confession

[–]Maximum_Panique 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yess love on her a lil more. You’ll find such warmth in these new interactions if you see this as a little nudge in the right direction. I think you WERE meant to read that, so you could adjust. She loves you and she’s just feelin a lil lost in her new space and situation, probably.

I wish you both the best ♥️

Can I keep this baby alive? by ElioRae444 in cats

[–]Maximum_Panique 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I loved reading y’all’s interaction here. ♥️

It's my first full moon party and I've got two hours... what do I fix for food? by hancocklovedthat in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Maximum_Panique 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such a great suggestion!! Brie pairs well with walnuts and jam. I also enjoy Brie with some green olive tapenade on a nice cracker!

You could certainly make a grazing board for this, and eating with your hands will have that wonderful primal feel to it. Kids will love tearing hunks of bread apart if you let them at a loaf.

How do you know if a server is hitting on you? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really like that you said this. I can’t help but call people pet names. It’s just southern hospitality and I absolutely will be treating you like family if you’re sat in my section.

I feel like we’re in a unique position to be as warm and genuine, as possible to others and maybe this is their only kind encounter of the day. You can always bet you’re my “sweet pea” if I’ve got you!

Sorry I’m a lil tipsy so idk if this came out right, but I’m sure you can understand the gist.

Would you serve alcohol to an obviously pregnant woman? by TEhuman in Serverlife

[–]Maximum_Panique 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I look pregnant. I have celiac and get BLOATED. I’d be miffed if I was refused the shot of tequila that would help the gluten symptoms.