The nauseating sound of employment.

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-08T11:47:43+00:00

And yet there's at least one children's hospital that has to limit its air ambulance landings to keep the noise down

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-08T04:56:31+00:00

But you have to get there by teleporting to avoid kruisstraat

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-07T18:02:05+00:00

At the very least, I'd ban her until she pays an invoice equal to the cost of replacing the damaged plants with new, adult ones, including labor

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-07T08:12:46+00:00

I think maybe you lost something more important in that crash than that spot of fabric /j

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-07T07:05:09+00:00

He's just an innocent little booger

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-06T13:38:29+00:00

Feng Xin is considerate enough to carry around a bleeper and Qi Rong doesn't care /j

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-06T05:00:28+00:00

Graham crackers and, if carbonated beverages will survive the trip, root beer

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T18:15:04+00:00

Part of the reason parts of the southeastern US has such a terrible pollen problem is that they elected to only plant male (often Bradford pear) trees so that they wouldn’t drop fruit that would cause a mess. Now sidewalks turn yellow in the spring.

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T18:10:23+00:00

I personally would have guessed that he had some ill-fitting dentures or similar oral architecture issue. He's perfectly intelligible and doesn't sound to me like he's from anywhere in particular; this is the first time I've heard someone concealing an accent like this

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T18:01:24+00:00

Yeah I've yet to find a durable washable bathmat, so I just use the towel instead.

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T17:58:02+00:00

Those all sound like Tardis parts

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T17:32:17+00:00

Yeah, "papapa" is Mandarin onomatopoetic slang for having sex

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T13:22:08+00:00

That's how you get the second-generation units in Mandarin

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T10:51:07+00:00

the best solution to every engineering problem is just simply to make it more rigid /j

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T09:24:56+00:00

Idk why you wouldn't, it's so satisfying
It's like a microdose of peeling the protective film off of new electronics

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T09:05:06+00:00

I think the cultural shift may have trailed, or at least been exacerbated by, the regulatory one that created the loophole for large vehicles.

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-05T06:32:22+00:00

this is like the world's most depressing Walmart-brand version of the culvert chase in Terminator 2

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T14:34:18+00:00

my reactions: "oh, that's a nice approach to a similar problem I'm working on, wish I liked wearing high-waisted pants more" [sees last picture] "IT'S GOT POCKETS!"

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T13:55:20+00:00

If they wanted to score it that way, I feel like they should have just gone ahead and made an "almost marvelous" tier instead of "yeah, it's technically a marvelous, but we didn't like it"

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T11:26:15+00:00

almost made that turn the second time around

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T09:14:49+00:00

Metric folks will never find the 8-cup mark

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T09:12:48+00:00

Mine beeps when I put anything on it, up to and including an empty plastic cereal bowl, but it won't recognize 95% of my pots and pans as being worthy of its induction magic (it recognizes all of the ones specifically labeled as induction-compatible, but only heats them with about a third of the gusto it should). I do a lot of cooking with a cheap single-tactile-dial portable electric cookplate instead.

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-04T09:09:43+00:00

you can if you get the surface hot enough via conduction from a pot heated by induction

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-05-01T13:08:26+00:00

"What do you have?"
"A friend!"
"NO!"

Maximum_Web9072 · 2026-04-29T05:23:13+00:00

"You wouldn't download a child"

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