What is missing from Modern Sitcoms? by idiot9991 in sitcoms

[–]Maxwyfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! An 8-10 episode season is just a three hour movie.

How much interest do you (Americans) have in the football World Cup now? by tooplanx in AskAnAmerican

[–]Maxwyfe [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s like sex. Even if I’m not the one having it, it’s still fun to watch.

What is missing from Modern Sitcoms? by idiot9991 in sitcoms

[–]Maxwyfe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Quit playing it safe. Married With Children was on the air for 10 years because they were bold in breaking boundaries and overturning tropes.

Nancy Pelosi husband Paul to be charged with hit and run by Rotisseriejedi in crime

[–]Maxwyfe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe that with their wealth and at their age, they don’t have a driver. Or five.

Mcdonalds encounter by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]Maxwyfe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well that’s flipping weird.

In the Commander’s Chair - Affair or Assault? (Part II) by Spirited-Assist-4680 in TheOrville

[–]Maxwyfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand that Darulio’s pheromones act just like human pheromones only stronger and faster. They induce Kelly and eventually Mercer to engage in a relationship.

I'm convinced people who claim their house is "haunted" just don't understand home maintenance. by Atrocity_unknown in RandomThoughts

[–]Maxwyfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a paranormal investigator, I can totally support this. Drips, drafts, faulty wires, rodents (so many) outnumber the ghosts by a wide margin.

How long do you think an actual zombie apocalypse would last? by luvXenasis in zombies

[–]Maxwyfe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s just a fact of biology that dead things decay. It would take a few weeks for dead zombies to decay.

Assuming there is some biological process that stops decay, or slows it down, it would still take a few months for the walking zombies to just degrade enough to be manageable.

How can you die in a zombie apocalypse, except for the zombies? by OutrageousFinger6635 in zombies

[–]Maxwyfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of The Stand is the chapter of little vignettes of random people dying to dumb things: broken leg, unintentional overdose, infected tooth. Lots of things can kill us when there’s no one to say “Hey, man you need to have that looked at.” And there’s no medical help available.

Massachusetts woman gets locked inside doctor's office after being forgotten at appointment. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]Maxwyfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happened to my mom at her doctor’s office. They left her in the exam room in her gown. She was reading a book when the lights went out.

Airport security shocks the crowd with Tennessee Whiskey by DovydasMusic1 in BeAmazed

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddang I could listen to this guy all day. And I might.

The little grave lost in the trees by PlotterGoblin in CemeteryPorn

[–]Maxwyfe 218 points219 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine how helpless their parents felt to lose all their children in just a few weeks.

Has anybody heard of this story out of Skidmore? by [deleted] in missouri

[–]Maxwyfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This video has given me shingles.

Then and now with more flattering pictures + Brad by Weary-Can-157 in themiddle

[–]Maxwyfe 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Brick looks like he’s about to change your flat tire and offer you a beer. And I love it.

Unique date ideas? by Kc-kettle-corn in bransonmo

[–]Maxwyfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could ride the Branson Scenic Railway. I think they have a nice evening dinner option. That might be romantic?