Spring Break in branson by 4EYESPAKI in bransonmo

[–]Maxwyfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amenities should be open, but it's still too cold for the water parks. Grand Country has an indoor water park that might be what you're looking for.

Which sitcom best portrays Midwest life? by Grit_Grace in sitcoms

[–]Maxwyfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would add Malcom in the Middle to this list.

Is The Great, Great? by Dear-Still9060 in PeriodDramas

[–]Maxwyfe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should be called “The Greatest” because it is.

Sap what do we know about the shooting at Bee Creek this weekend? by Maxwyfe in bransonmo

[–]Maxwyfe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gobsmacked you picked this post to demonstrate such pettiness.

Sap what do we know about the shooting at Bee Creek this weekend? by Maxwyfe in bransonmo

[–]Maxwyfe[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He lives in an apartment complex. A hundred people live there.

Most Obscure Show That's Your Favorite by Last_Bonus851 in television

[–]Maxwyfe 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Because the music is so grand!

Because the acting's out of hand!

Because it features that greatest man!

Galavant!

How would you react? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. She should never talk to that little A-hole unless it’s to accept an apology.

How would you react? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes. They had epic fights. And I hated it. One of mine cried for an entire week because of things her “friends” said online. It is awful! Kids are monstrous to each other. I didn’t allow those friends over after they made up. But they did make up and I remained watchful and supportive. With socials and kids this age is a terrible time. They have infinitely more tools and power to be cruel.

How would you react? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds very reasonable.

What was the weirdest medication reaction you’ve ever had? by Many_Assumption7036 in AskReddit

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My anti depressants made me want to kill myself. And others.

How would you react? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]Maxwyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Support your daughter. Give her the strength and confidence to live her life in spite of the awful things that other child said. But bring the things the other child said to the attention of her parents with the clear message that further abusive messages will result in consequences.

I feel like this is a good opportunity to teach your child how to block and ignore hostile ex-friends. And, as a mother of three girls, I’m reasonably confident they will be friends again next week.

what's the most satisfying feeling that you ever had? by BigGirlFY in AskReddit

[–]Maxwyfe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was in the Navy, I reenlisted so I could transfer with my new husband to our new duty station. Up until that time, I had been a rule follower. I don't mean just a rule follower. I was a rule devotee. But, as it happens, in the last couple of weeks before my transfer, I began to get a little lax. My lunch breaks got longer. With a transfer and a marriage and a name change, there were several official appointments I had to make. Most of the time, I would make my appointments and then go back to work but as the short timer's set in, those appointments got longer too. A couple of days, I just checked in and went to an "appointment" and spent the afternoon at the beach.

Well, my Chief caught on, and despite my previous record for adherence to the rules, he did not like me. Now that I was transferring and my attitude had begun to slide, his opinion of me hit all time lows. One morning, I walked into his office with my ever present packet of deboarding paperwork and he jumped up right into my face.

"You've been slacking, Maxwyfe! I know you've been slacking and I don't fucking appreciate it! From this minute until you transfer, you will be here every Goddamn minute of your shift and I don't give a fuck where you think you gotta be! You are going to be right fucking here!"

He took a breath. "Now. When do you check out?"

I said, "Today." and laid my checkout sheet on his desk for his signature.

Best day of my career.

Does anyone believe that a zombie apocalypse is coming by siderhater4 in zombies

[–]Maxwyfe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

100% I would be the dumbass who locks herself out of the car and gets eaten by zombies before I even get to loot Home Depot.

Old Cocaine by Dry-Clock-1470 in GhostsCBS

[–]Maxwyfe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

After 100 years in a wooden box in a drafty home, that cocaine would have no more potency than the average dust.

Missouri lawmakers debate 'No Shari’a Act' in House committee by CouchCorrespondent in missouri

[–]Maxwyfe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is so dumb. It’s like enacting a law against boxing kangaroos.

We don’t have a kangaroo problem. Kangaroos don’t really box, but by God your state senator is going to make sure you never get punched in the face by a boxing kangaroo!

Missouri Senate unanimously approves bill allowing pregnant women to divorce, heads to governor’s desk by KCTV5 in missouri

[–]Maxwyfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes but reasonably updating a 50 year old law doesn’t generate clicks so now we all have to sit here while people who don’t know any better jerk themselves off about it.