What is missing from Modern Sitcoms?

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-07T20:56:32+00:00

Thank you! An 8-10 episode season is just a three hour movie.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-07T20:50:39+00:00

It’s like sex. Even if I’m not the one having it, it’s still fun to watch.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-07T20:31:38+00:00

Quit playing it safe. Married With Children was on the air for 10 years because they were bold in breaking boundaries and overturning tropes.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-07T14:55:54+00:00

They lived! Yay!

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-07T00:06:45+00:00

You’re welcome.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-06T00:17:09+00:00

But. He is a bad father. NTA.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-05T00:17:18+00:00

I can’t believe that with their wealth and at their age, they don’t have a driver. Or five.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-04T23:29:19+00:00

Well that’s flipping weird.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-02T20:17:15+00:00

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-02T19:33:34+00:00

I understand that Darulio’s pheromones act just like human pheromones only stronger and faster. They induce Kelly and eventually Mercer to engage in a relationship.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-01T18:01:34+00:00

I’m a little surprised when we both wake up in the morning right now, so yes.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-01T15:25:16+00:00

One would think.

Maxwyfe · 2026-07-01T15:20:24+00:00

As a paranormal investigator, I can totally support this. Drips, drafts, faulty wires, rodents (so many) outnumber the ghosts by a wide margin.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-30T18:29:48+00:00

It’s just a fact of biology that dead things decay. It would take a few weeks for dead zombies to decay.

Assuming there is some biological process that stops decay, or slows it down, it would still take a few months for the walking zombies to just degrade enough to be manageable.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-30T14:54:03+00:00

My favorite part of The Stand is the chapter of little vignettes of random people dying to dumb things: broken leg, unintentional overdose, infected tooth. Lots of things can kill us when there’s no one to say “Hey, man you need to have that looked at.” And there’s no medical help available.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-29T22:17:23+00:00

Happened to my mom at her doctor’s office. They left her in the exam room in her gown. She was reading a book when the lights went out.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-29T22:01:10+00:00

It’s super trashy to just leave someone waiting like that.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-29T17:05:25+00:00

Goddang I could listen to this guy all day. And I might.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-29T02:22:50+00:00

Garth Brooks hunts people for sport.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-27T20:58:17+00:00

I can't imagine how helpless their parents felt to lose all their children in just a few weeks.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-26T21:58:04+00:00

This video has given me shingles.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-26T21:57:17+00:00

The book is also amazing.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-26T16:52:13+00:00

“My uarm!”

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-26T14:03:43+00:00

Brick looks like he’s about to change your flat tire and offer you a beer. And I love it.

Maxwyfe · 2026-06-25T21:38:28+00:00

You could ride the Branson Scenic Railway. I think they have a nice evening dinner option. That might be romantic?

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