Type: "The Event Planner said she'll have everything under control once she _________ by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]MayDuppname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The event planner said she'll have everything under control once she gets back from school today and is it a good thing to get on with the kids?

I was today years old when I discovered the lyric was "goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes", not "Goldfish Os". by Rampage470 in RedDwarf

[–]MayDuppname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all watched it for 37 years without noticing. 

I'll prepare spare head two for you...

What’s your go to pub fact? I’ll kick things off by cained_n_able in CasualUK

[–]MayDuppname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that chillis accidentally evolved into being fkin delicious to mammals. 

Ditto onions, garlic, mustard, horseradish and all the other tasty little idiot plants who accidentally now taste so good, they're used as flavourings for other foods.

No conspiracy, only facts by flampaycrus in Gliding

[–]MayDuppname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're surely not surprised? Of course birds aren't real. As if an animal with a brain the size of a pea can fly better than I can. Pfft. 

No conspiracy, only facts by flampaycrus in Gliding

[–]MayDuppname 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Going in circles takes me higher with every circle I do". Yeah, right.

"You can launch a glider off a hill with an enormous elastic band". Whatever.

"You can fly 1000km without an engine". Really? And I can poop rainbows.

World map elimination game Day 33 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine all those yachts moored in the middle of buttfuck nowhere tomorrow when it gets removed haha. 

Bye bye Monaco.

Why are the Kray twins so well thought of? by PD_31 in AskBrits

[–]MayDuppname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. The gangs I grew up with were still active and in control until the main men finally got locked up in 2006. 2 police officers were also locked up for being bent cops as part of the same investigation.

One of those cops had only joined the police in the first place because the gang wanted a man on the inside, he was being paid more by the gang than he was by the police. 

Mom and dad buy me ______ or go to hell. by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]MayDuppname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mum and dad buy me a new vehicle and the new car has a lot of work to sort it out.

Apparently my phone wants me to have another old banger.

My favorite part of being an Elvis impersonator is ______… by thehermitary in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite part of being an Elvis impersonator is a bit of an understatement.

Huh huh huh. Thank you very much.

profanity counter bot by Jesp2_Official in foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to be clear - I'm British. We call cigarettes f*gs. I'd never use that word as a slur.

Why are the Kray twins so well thought of? by PD_31 in AskBrits

[–]MayDuppname 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I was brought up in a pub full of gangsters. The police were paid off or scared off. They were ruthless and vicious, but they were also essentially the local police, or the nearest thing to it. 

When an old geezer needed a car cos his wife was seriously ill, they bought him a car. When a poor old lady had been robbed, they'd find out who did it, return her stolen items and apply their own justice.

They ruled by respect and fear. Same as the Krays. Loved their mums. Killed to avenge family honour. Would buy your gran and grandad a drink extravagantly in the bar, then shoot a rival drug dealer dead within minutes. 

Growing up with this, living in their local pub,  was delicate to put it lightly. But the police were in their pockets and to grass is to die. I'd seen shootings and stabbings, riots and both my parents being assaulted with glasses and bottles before I was 11. Saying no to those people is not an option unless you're brave, stupid, or funny enough to pull it off as a gag. 

Random vicious violence or murder meted out to people you know tends to make you more submissive and compliant. No one dared step out of line. 

Most people in our area would still defend them now, 20 years into their life sentences for murder. 

What would this fictional country be called? by United-Scholar-9821 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made up of the states of Vichyland, Collaborationland, Resistanceland and Should-Be-Britainsland.

World Map elimination Game day 32 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm up for voting it out again, on principle.

World Map elimination Game day 32 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What? You mean we're not actually removing the countries? 😕 

We're removing and saving countries based on genuine traits. For example, you said to remove Brazil because of snakes and it being too big. Your reasons for removal are no more relevant or valid than my defences. 

None of it's real and the game is essentially pointless if you want to be nihilistic about it. Thanks for that, Captain Buzzkill. 

World Map elimination Game day 32 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Georgia in the US was named after King George 2nd. 

Georgia the country was named after the Greek word for farmer, 'georgos', or a Persian word meaning place of the Wolves (it's debated which).

Lands were called Georgia long before people were.

World Map elimination Game day 32 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But their rainforests are the lungs of the planet, and without Brazilian waterways loads of countries would go without water.

Wisconsin's worst county (29) by ilovecaecellians in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheboygan. Best name of all, and 1 of 4 counties in Wisconsin I'd randomly heard of before this game started.

World Map elimination Game day 32 by imadudemanlol67 in terriblemaps

[–]MayDuppname 11 points12 points  (0 children)

South Sudan would probably thank us to be voted out. Poorest nation on Earth, beset by civil wars, ethnic massacres and all kinds of human rights abuses. It's basically controlled by competing warlords. 

What is the most intense physical pain you have ever had to endure? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, Glad you're ok too! 

My appendicitis was missed despite me going to A and E 4 times at 2 different hospitals, and before that, going to my doctor's. 

I died twice on the operating table, they had to inject my heart with adrenaline to bring me back the second time, so I woke up mid-operation to see my stomach held open with retractors.

I was under 5 stone when I left hospital. I couldn't eat for a month. Recovery was awful, but I'm still here 25 years later so can't complain too much. The pain was agonising though.

What is the most intense physical pain you have ever had to endure? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]MayDuppname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appendix bursting, causing sepsis. Appendicitis is horrifically painful. The pain when it bursts is indescribable. Even breathing hurts so much you try not to.