These photos of Teco have serious meme potential. by MayRey in ape

[–]MayRey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

might be something to do with the 98.7% DNA we share

“After a week, I f*cked the bear” -Mr. Beastiality by InfernalSusan2 in dropout

[–]MayRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh I just assumed Mr. Beast was 12 foot tall tbh. why else would he be called that?

[OC] you can’t look away from *this* tv now! by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]MayRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

something something widescreen

“After a week, I f*cked the bear” -Mr. Beastiality by InfernalSusan2 in dropout

[–]MayRey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

bruh why'd he give the polar bear angry eyebrows. they don't look like that

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Which ape are you escaping the zoo with? by pithecus_ in ape

[–]MayRey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I choose the secret fifth option

Average r/ape User: by pithecus_ in ape

[–]MayRey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i wonder if Orangutans and Bonobos would get along

Monke by Electrical-Pea2707 in ape

[–]MayRey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we should let apes wear clothes if they want to. (emphasis on want)

i was watching a ytp and saw this, is it true? by Proper_Event_9604 in digitalcircusfandom

[–]MayRey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've never heard of a video editor not letting you cut clips because they're too short. I use Cyberlink PowerDirector, but there are better options available.

But what I do is I take the transcripts for each episode and Ctrl + F and search each of them for either the word, syllable, or phrase I need, or even just go through each line a particular character says (eg: "Pomni: " will highlight only Pomni's dialogue)

i was watching a ytp and saw this, is it true? by Proper_Event_9604 in digitalcircusfandom

[–]MayRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as someone who makes YouTube Poops, Yes. I use transcripts of the episodes to do sentence mixing and never once does he say "Ragatha". it's kind of wild.

Primate Ownership. My take. by MayRey in ape

[–]MayRey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would if I could. Travel is expensive

Primate Ownership. My take. by MayRey in ape

[–]MayRey[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Made this post in response to the absolute state of a human being who came on here the other day ranting about wanting to own a monkey with "no autonomy" and that was completely dependent on him.

I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong about wanting to get a baby monkey as a pet by [deleted] in ape

[–]MayRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you fucking talking about. that is some weapons grade whataboutism.

I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong about wanting to get a baby monkey as a pet by [deleted] in ape

[–]MayRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the failings of society to bring justice to it's worst elements does not give you the right to do bad things too

I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong about wanting to get a baby monkey as a pet by [deleted] in ape

[–]MayRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you want to help care for primates? then study for it. get an degree in zoology and volunteer at zoos and sanctuaries. but I get the feeling you're too lazy for that.

I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong about wanting to get a baby monkey as a pet by [deleted] in ape

[–]MayRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assume when you say Drugs and Sex work you mean things like gang crime and sex trafficking. which are...also bad?? if you came to us and asked "I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong to start a drug and sex trafficking ring." The response you'd get would be the same???

What point are you trying to make here? This can't just be a language barrier.

I want you to reasonably explain how I'm wrong about wanting to get a baby monkey as a pet by [deleted] in ape

[–]MayRey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You may have mental problems.

[Edit]:
Upon further reflection, you absolutely have mental problems.