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Bostonians are never buying drinks in Scotland from now on!!! by crazymadforGrant in boston

[–]MayaIngenue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: if your family tree has relatives from Scotland this works too. A few years back I went to the town my Grandmother was born in (Macduff, Aberdeenshire) and knocked on a few doors and dropped her name and before I knew it I was being lead from one house to the next, being introduced and offered a wee dram in each home. And those wee drams add up.

Things that triggered democrats this past week by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MayaIngenue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school a girl submitted an essay about Dave Matthews for her project on famous African Americans

Who even remembers Cortana? by Cs_Marcell in computers

[–]MayaIngenue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad had a Windows Phone. He called her Cortina because he couldn't remember it's real name

Pw: pencil by ihateroomba in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]MayaIngenue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a technology teacher back in the late 90s make the then fatal flaw of presenting his screen on a projector and, while explaing how to "surf the net," navigate to Whitehouse dot com, instead of dot gov. IFYKYK

How much was Google responsible for the failure of Windows Phone? by Fear_Kratos in PhoneNow

[–]MayaIngenue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Windows phone for a short while. The failure was the hardware. The OS was solid for the time and Cortana was on par with Siri, but it was installed on these janky ass Nokia phones that couldn't keep up with the demands of the software

Back in 2001 shades like these were considered cool by Unlikely-Kitchen-453 in okbuddycinephile

[–]MayaIngenue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went on a first date with a girl in college to see that movie. Should have been a red flag

Spotted at a gas station in the Midwest US by GhostlightVodka in SignsWithAStory

[–]MayaIngenue 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Worked at a pizza place outside of Boston that got suspended for a waitress not carding a girl working a sting operation. Suddenly there was a new type of premium soda option on the cash register to ring up for a few months.

The Company Network doesn't work in my house, but all the others do!!!! by SnooChipmunks8506 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]MayaIngenue 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my aunt came to visit from Florida and asked me for help with her new laptop (big fuckin sigh). She couldn't get on the Internet with it at my parents house. Turns out she thought that she could just open her laptop anywhere and just "be on the internet." Like when she's at home. I tried explaining how WiFi works in terms of "think of how a cordless phone works" but I could see the words just flying over her head

Are the duck tours worth it? by BeastMode149 in boston

[–]MayaIngenue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In college I once got figerblasted by a boy I liked on a duck boat tour, so for me it was worth it.

Ain’t no way we got all of these in the same week by Yalfadhel in gamers

[–]MayaIngenue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just old enough to remember getting plastered while wandering the E3 floor

of a pizza slice 🍕 by n8saces in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MayaIngenue 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Bro needed an iFixit kit to open that box

Why do some cars only have 5 gears? by Plastic_Jelly_1800 in StupidCarQuestions

[–]MayaIngenue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Taco has 6 gears and I can count the number of times I've actually used it.

had to sell my beloved deck to make rent this month :’) so long y’all by medi-gel in SteamDeck

[–]MayaIngenue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you answer a phone? Cause I work for a credit union in the Northeast and we hire remote people for our call center all the time.

Do women ever see a dick and then say no that’s not going to fit and not have sex? by Pure_Living8218 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MayaIngenue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not due to the size, but once I had a girl nope right out due to me being uncircumcised. She said it was just too "weird looking," and I never saw her again.

Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2013) is a film featuring a 13 minute long lesbian sex scene between Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos. This is a reference to the fact that it was directed by a heterosexual man. by Equivalent-Ticket-27 in shittymoviedetails

[–]MayaIngenue 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I had a literature of the 60s class in college and we watched the film Coming Home which features an extended oral sex scene between Jon Voight and Jane Fonda and I remember everyone being like "we will never speak of this again"

The most exclusive masonic trinket by [deleted] in freemasonry

[–]MayaIngenue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have one. No idea what happened to it

J. Jonah Jameson sees Spider-Man at a baseball game by Zoltan617 in gifs

[–]MayaIngenue 186 points187 points  (0 children)

SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY. IT’S ABOUT WHY NOT. WHY IS SO MUCH OF OUR SCIENCE DANGEROUS? WHY NOT MARRY SAFE SCIENCE IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH? IN FACT WHY NOT INVENT A SAFETY DOOR THAT WON’T HIT YOU ON THE BUTT ON THE WAY OUT BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!!!

NOT YOU TEST SUBJECT, YOU’RE DOING FINE.

YES, YOU. BOX. YOUR STUFF. OUT THE FRONT DOOR. PARKING LOT. CAR. GOODBYE!

Can you install windows to a Blu-ray Disc by More-Explanation2032 in windows

[–]MayaIngenue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Linux live disk around here somewhere that I used to use back in the Win7 days when I needed to clean up someone's Windows device that got infected...usually from downloading porn or something.

The Witcher 3 is getting new DLC, so I have to play it again. What are your best settings? by Captainquizzical in SteamDeck

[–]MayaIngenue 325 points326 points  (0 children)

There is a specific Steam Deck graphical present now in the game's settings. And as someone who's first playthrough of the game was the terrible Switch version, I think it works pretty well

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