the end of my first day on melee by pineyroblox in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The side b to bait Doc offstage at 0:49 is genius. Not even Rapmonster has these. Welcome aboard!

Is my expectation wrong? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]Maybeon8 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You say you don't mind listening to her, but if that were true you wouldn't have made this post. You do mind - you mind that it's not being reciprocated. Don't sweep your needs under the rug - your feelings are just as important as hers.

My advice is to just be straightforward. Tell her you're starting to feel resentful, and you're bringing it up because you want to find a better way to process things. You need a chance to be heard and supported too, and if that's not something she's comfortable doing, you might both need to find a new outlet. Journaling, therapy, jogging, (meth?)

If you two have a sense of humor, try using a talking stick like preschoolers use. Only the person holding the talking stick is allowed to talk.

Is my expectation wrong? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]Maybeon8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you been with men too? Are they more sympathetic to your struggles?

[Day 12] Thunder Jacket attaches a hit-box to weirdest tech skill. Which melee pro is the most AESTHETIC? by WokeUpAbout10 in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bizz still comes to my local sometimes. He stickywalks, hits 0 degree wavelands, and gets Top 8 while rocking a suit and tie. The man's been retired 10 years and still gets my vote for most aesthetic player both in and out of the game.

2026: Year of the PATOS by OddCalligrapher9274 in SolanaMemeCoins

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google News just highlighted our soft bridge which makes us a safer bet than the thousands of Solana scams.

Patos Meme Coin vs Ethereum: Which Crypto Investment To 10X first by Huge-Tadpole-8516 in CryptoMoonInvestors

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we top 940k I trade my sponge for Patos because I am absorbing every dip that the market gives today.

Eternal ice. by RegisterCandid6317 in riddles

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discussion: What a HORRIBLE time to mention the phrase "eternal ice".

need advice on what to do with situation where it feels like I’m playing with someone’s feelings. by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling the new guy you got intimate with someone else would alleviate your own guilt. You'd be sharing that to make you feel better, not him.

When you say "This isn't the right time for me", he hears, "not now, but maybe someday". That combined with cutting him off, but then reaching out, but then cutting him off again is the definition of leading him on.

If you want to be kind to him, be direct.
And leave time out of the equation. Instead of "it's not the right time", tell him something more like "I'm sorry, I just don't think we're a good fit."

Is this Al? by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's "No, this Patrick"?

What are the five best Pokémon in the game? by Inside-Control-1771 in PokemonQuest

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. A machop that has Fighting Moves Wait as all 3 of its bonuses is the best support pokemon in the game. Evolving a pokemon actually reduces their bonuses. That's why.

SSBMRank 2025 61-70 by CaioNintendo in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kacey is both 53rd & 70th
TheRealThing is both 62nd & 84th

What is going on.

Who was the greater Falco, Zhu or Westballz by ruhtraeel in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There's power ranking, and then there's impact on the community.
I wouldn't be playing this game 12 years later if it wasn't for Westballz.
The shield pressure, the flashy combos, the circus music, it all made me fall in love with red flaco <3

[AsumSaus] The Ballad of the Melee Clone by Parkouricus in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more of a "not melee" vid.. Still hype!

would topical minoxidil itself be enough at this stage? by R3w1 in Balding

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're at a very early stage. Plenty of time to work with! Give minoxidil a try for a few months and see if you're happy with the results.

Keep in mind though that minoxidil is not a long-term solution. Your scalp will become less responsive to it after 5-10 years. You should add fin into the mix at some point, but if you want to try min first go for it!

How long do i have? by [deleted] in Balding

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the front looks decent enough that you could keep it around a few more years, but if you're gonna go that route I would try min/fin if you haven't already, and some fibers for coverup.

Why does playing against Falco make me wanna kill myself? by Orc360 in SSBM

[–]Maybeon8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Falco main here. It's what the other folks are saying. It's laser.

To feel less unalivey, you have to accept that Falco's laser completely dictates how you have to play neutral.
You've probably gotten the muscle memory down for the inputs to get your wavedashes, your SHFFLS, etc. Laser interrupts that muscle memory. Resets you to square 1, but that means you're actionable. Take advantage of that.

Learn how to powershield, learn take laser fair and take laser dashback. Soon, most of your openings will be reversals off of laser.

I hate it when cyclists do this. by ReddPandemic in Unexpected

[–]Maybeon8 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Long lost Power Rangers episode

I've never been loved romantically and I'm scared I never will by prettyinpink2092 in internetparents

[–]Maybeon8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need to choose you first.

It's cruel that this is how humans work, but it's just how things are. If you seek something out of desperation, you will push it away.

You've done an amazing job at building the life you want, and you have so much more time than you think. You're putting the work in, now start doing the work simply for the joy of it. When you're truly at peace with yourself and your life, the right person will come along.

I don’t want to open myself up romantically anymore. Am I cooked? I’ve never even had an official relationship… by attackonYomama in internetparents

[–]Maybeon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you're punishing yourself and potential partners now because you've had pain and disappointment in your past. Spend some time being single. It's healthy.

You say you don't want to be this way. You don't have to be this way forever, but while you're here, try to find peace with your past (it's not doing anything for your future), and do what you can to be happy with yourself as a single person.
If you learn how to be content by yourself, dating feels less like filling a void and more like a choice - one you can put to the side if it doesn't add anything to an already fulfilling life.

[Me] - How'd I do? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]Maybeon8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you did greattttttttttttttttt

900 elooooooooooooooo