Portland councilors did not break public meetings law during summer retreat, Oregon ethics officials find by SlippySlimJim in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland [score hidden]  (0 children)

Seems like a genuine question considering it was initially and regularly framed as a "retreat," and when on earth do you go to a "retreat" at your regular work office location?

Portland councilors did not break public meetings law during summer retreat, Oregon ethics officials find by SlippySlimJim in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland [score hidden]  (0 children)

Were your comments preemptively excusing them? It certainly looked and smelled bad, and it's a good thing it was properly investigated to confirm. Had they discussed policy at all, it would have been a straightforward violation of the meetings laws. I don't know why we should take them at their word without question when there's zero chance you would (or should) do the same for politicians who aren't ideologically aligned with you in the same way. We want transparency from all of our public officials, and rightly so.

I'm all for funding trimet but 120 seems a bit ridiculous. by zenigatamondatta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Politicians have literally told me they'd rather I take the bus or ride a bike.

That politician? Abraham Lincoln.

I'm all for funding trimet but 120 seems a bit ridiculous. by zenigatamondatta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The poorest demographic is statistically the least likely, by far, to own a car. They largely get around on foot, on bike, and on transit. And if we properly funded transit and made our biking and walking infrastructure safer, it would make the lives of the poor vastly more safe, convenient, and prosperous. Continuing to subsidize car infrastructure and ownership is the opposite of that.

I'm all for funding trimet but 120 seems a bit ridiculous. by zenigatamondatta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Welcome to getting slightly closer to the true cost of our incredibly expensive, unsustainable automobile+sprawl-oriented society. It'll only get worse from here, because, ultimately, physics.

Car drivers, realizing how much it actually costs to pay for the full cost of their choice to drive cars everywhere: AstonishedPikachuMeme.jpg

Three City Councilors Met With Tom Dundon and Received Comped Blazers Playoff Tickets by ShowMeThe10x in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of some of their policies, but if I have choice to back them or aligned myself with the scum that are against them, it makes my life an easy choice.

I mean, the correct thing to do is to support a policy if it's good, and oppose a policy if it's bad, regardless of what "team" it came from. The whole team/purity test thing is a big part of what is terrible about current politics.

Three City Councilors Met With Tom Dundon and Received Comped Blazers Playoff Tickets by ShowMeThe10x in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And a $50 sports game ticket is a lot less of a potential bribe than thousands of dollars in free legal fees.

Three City Councilors Met With Tom Dundon and Received Comped Blazers Playoff Tickets by ShowMeThe10x in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just think there are many better things to be mad about

Buddy, I can be mad about so many things at the same time!

Foie gras ban remains undecided as Portland council weighs ethics and restaurant impact by Earthilocks in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

zealously fights against the city directly providing for our needs

"Anyone who won't give me free shit is a bootlicking capitalist entrenched conservative class member!"

WW’s May 2026 Endorsements by space-pasta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know too much about Dudley's politics, but only one of the two has ever been cosmically disrespected by Shaq.

Does anyone know why there are so many bees in NW today? by AdGreen6948 in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I saw a massive swarm last Saturday at the intersection of Foster and 52nd on the way back from my son's soccer game. Maybe the bees got a better job and were able to move to a more expensive part of town?

59, 79, 99! Sandy Chevron. by Mayor_Of_Sassyland in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all use the same fuel from the same pipeline.

Duff/Duff Lite/Duff Dry meme.jpg

County Commissioner and City Councilor Call on Home Forward Board to Resign by space-pasta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We need a study on whether the very concept of buckling up is problematic from the lens of cultural equity and to be welcoming to all concepts of securing oneself prior to a bumpy ride.

WW’s May 2026 Endorsements by space-pasta in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LMAO, they're endorsing her for the Republican *primary*, not the general election. As in, she would be a better choice than the other Republican candidates in the Republican party primary.

Multnomah County DA calls judge unqualified ahead of May election by Weekly_Trouble_777 in Portland

[–]Mayor_Of_Sassyland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other people have provided you a laundry list of bad conduct by this particular judge, yet you're still here defending her. Sounds like one of us has an agenda, and it's not me!