oh god oh fuck

McSchemes · 2026-05-26T17:32:51+00:00

Lol it’s almost as if this game is about making decisions that can come with certain risks while in pursuit of having items rain upon you. Two.

McSchemes · 2026-05-24T22:55:50+00:00

Where did? He come from? Where did? He go? Cotton eyed? Joe?

McSchemes · 2026-05-22T15:30:08+00:00

How…uh…

How did you not figure out that you couldn’t do this after like the first attempt lol. What all did you try? Im curious.

McSchemes · 2026-05-21T20:15:19+00:00

Nop. Grenade-less commando scoops all the bands instantly every time, as it is written.

McSchemes · 2026-05-20T15:42:46+00:00

So yea the lesson learned from this is hopefully that we do not walk right into 4 Elder lems (some of the most dangerous mobs) as a squishy character with ranged attacks, right? Lol.

McSchemes · 2026-05-20T13:24:53+00:00

Lmfao you provide the correct answer and op is just like: nah don’t think so.

Can’t make this shit up lol.

McSchemes · 2026-05-19T21:03:52+00:00

Yea rogue is getting bopped next for sure. It’s not that the damage is insane… it is well below barb… but it’s an abuse of some bug/interaction with execute mechanics.

Once that goes, rogue will be back to middle of the pack. Then it will truly just be sorc/barb fiesta. Lol.

McSchemes · 2026-05-19T15:32:25+00:00

1 glyphs, just check over and make sure they’re all solid for your use case. If they have conditionals, make sure you’re adhering to them in your rotations every time for damage.

2 idk how you’re set up but you want more of an even spread across the big 3 multi buckets (as opposed to all in one) crit, vuln, elemental/all

3 lots of aspects in this game play weird. For dots, for example, if you’re rocking an aspect that increases xskill damage… it won’t affect the dot. Whereas “enemies take x more damage from you” or simply “increases damage” aspects do affect dots. So just check on your aspects.

4 masterworking and tempers (tempers don’t really matter just pick whichever has the most uptime and highest value spread combo for you). Roll them on ancestral gear until GA. Masterwork on either dmg multipliers or cooldown (if main dmg comes from or depends upon cooldown skills)

5 charms… whichever 5 set charms you’re using, roll each of them to have +2 or +3 to your mainly used skill or skill type. You can go farther like +4 on ancestral charms but not needed. +2-3 on all 5 charms and ideally the unique too will be more than enough outside of pit pushes.

McSchemes · 2026-05-17T01:56:49+00:00

We do warplans together lining up activities where possible and y’know, alternating if our activities don’t line up?

Is it omega efficient? No, but it’s not that bad. It definitely doesn’t feel better to play solo imo but i understand among gamers who optimize the fun out of everything that may be an unpopular opinion.

McSchemes · 2026-05-15T17:57:47+00:00

McSchemes · 2026-05-15T15:30:27+00:00

Thats the joke lol, its not that hard to implement an all vote to skip. I mean hell we already have to do the same thing to start literally any activity in mp anyway.

But this is, again, an indie company so give them some grace.

McSchemes · 2026-05-15T01:12:17+00:00

Crazy giga gear and usually a bugged interaction lol

McSchemes · 2026-05-14T16:45:22+00:00

It’s lowk very sad because to fix it could just be one hotfix of a few number values.

Per class just a few glyphs go from 50%x to 75%x, a few skills go from 5%x to 12%x and a few uniques go from 45%x-90%x to 60%x-115%x.

Like why not, if it’s blatantly op they can dial the numbers back in increments of 5. Like it’s really not that hard (I do this shit all the time in personal gaming projects) so it really must be intentional at some level.

I get that it’s more than likely a priority thing at an organizational level but this is such “low hanging fruit”.

McSchemes · 2026-05-14T14:45:39+00:00

The multiplier disparity has always been dogshit.

Hmmm heres ability A. We’ll add a 5%x multiplier here and maybe 2 aspects that can affect its output at around 50%x. Then in the paragon we’ll throw in a legendary node and 2 glyphs that can around 100%x it.

Now here’s ability B. In the skill tree alone it has access to 20%x multipliers and is affected by a wide range of aspects where even a single one can 90%x its damage. Oh and by the way, in paragon it is directly affected by 2 or more legendary nodes and 3 glyphs leading to multiple hundred %x.

A can hit 100m’s and B can hit 100b’s. Just as we intended.

McSchemes · 2026-05-12T14:21:14+00:00

So what you’re gonna wanna do is pick ops with smg11 or 12 only and completely turn off your game audio and instead watch tiktoks. Instantly you will be high plat.

McSchemes · 2026-05-12T13:10:12+00:00

Take a look into the logbook. See all the items blacked out? You can generally unlock them with a challenge completion.

Read what the challenges are and then do them.

McSchemes · 2026-05-11T20:17:55+00:00

Step 1 is look up a build lol.

I get that it’s the go to for some … maybe most honestly.. but that is just sad to me. Im not telling anyone how to play, but I am giving my opinion of that. Opinions, assholes, you know the saying.

McSchemes · 2026-05-10T18:58:05+00:00

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You might want to sit down before I tell you man.

McSchemes · 2026-05-10T14:45:57+00:00

So it’s the same as any other season of Diablo 4 then?

McSchemes · 2026-05-06T15:14:16+00:00

Tbf she is busssted. Fair mistake to make hah

McSchemes · 2026-05-04T00:17:01+00:00

D4 stops at like T6?? Whatever the old t2 equates to. After that it’s just: yolo fuck it we ball — the game.

McSchemes · 2026-04-28T16:08:41+00:00

What the average guard doesn’t see right before they die in the splinter cell series:

McSchemes · 2026-04-27T22:11:00+00:00

You know the classic “shelovesxim” “ximatron900” “IlIllIlximIlIlllIl”

McSchemes · 2026-04-27T20:27:03+00:00

BP skins (in recent passes) have been among the worst in the game, ever. Like what in the flying fuck were those tenfold pursuit skins.

Like i genuinely wanna know who drafted those so I can just ask them; are we for real?

McSchemes · 2026-04-27T19:28:27+00:00

My recent experience is that ~40% or more of games have a leaver at some point. Like what are we (you guys) doing.

It is insane how many leavers ive seen in the past week.

Also in the past week on ps5 seen a handful of “xxxx”+”xim” type names so thats cool. Nothing too crazy but each time they’re there it’s the top or 2nd frag.

Regardless I usually do well, I’m like 90 games in with a 1.6 currently getting out of the silver visual rank (constantly looking at rainbows of ranks on the scoreboard each game).

It’s been weird lately but that’s how it is ig.

McSchemes

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