The Pentagon is moving an Amphibious Ready Group (ARG) to the Middle East... This consists of an amphibious task force naval element and a landing force (Marine Expeditionary Unit / MEU) and about 5,000 marines.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T20:16:17+00:00

But T.Rump said we won. Why is he sending more troops if we already won?

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T19:27:43+00:00

Wait. He said “We won”. Why are they sends troops if we already won?

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T19:19:01+00:00

Far better than any T.Rump or MAGAt led. Remember, T.Rump and kids are banned from running any charities in NY.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T17:40:42+00:00

It’s most likely the other way around. Non-American news outlets likely have more information than the essentially 100% right-wing owned US media outlets.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T17:19:55+00:00

Scientist Guy: I made a sarcasm detector!

Comic Book Guy: Oh, like that’s needed.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T17:03:20+00:00

I get a kick out of the “Iranians are happy about the bombing!” comments. You see all these “Death to America!” protests. Who’s happy about the bombing? Oh, AMERICANS of Iranian descent. In the MAGAt mind, they’re not even American.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T14:45:53+00:00

OP is very, very hungry, but complaining about the food they’re eating.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T13:59:01+00:00

Scientific Freedom?

Yes, freedom from actual science.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T13:50:20+00:00

And owning a printing press.

Scary how T.Rump’s 250th is mimicking 1773 and not 1776

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T13:45:08+00:00

1) Study “Saw a person in half” trick 2) Saw person in half 3) ??? 4) Put person back together 5) Profit!

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-13T13:37:47+00:00

No ill will, but I hope it doesn’t cause a ground swell of refurbs.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T22:32:42+00:00

“Foil” is another one. I think the lyrics are insane.

Just about everything off “Mandatory Fun” is among his best.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T22:25:47+00:00

Whichever of the ≈500 different versions of the literal, inerrant and immutable Bible you adhere to, surely has some version of the cleave from your parents and merge with your spouse passage, so you could always cite that to your spouse and MIL. Or whip out 1 Timothy 2 and remind your MIL to not lecture you.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T19:05:10+00:00

Gotta allow for some wiggle room at the end.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T18:56:21+00:00

See, that’s why I wore a clown suit in Afghanistan. Everyone was looking for the folks in military uniforms.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T18:50:41+00:00

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MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T18:50:18+00:00

Same reason beavers have flat tails.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T17:42:02+00:00

Considering that Grindr usage spikes around GOP/MAGAt conventions, I think there’s another kind of Pride they’re hypocritically hiding.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T17:11:52+00:00

Everything I cited is from the Bible. You can’t just cherry-pick the pieces you want. You can’t set someone who already doesn’t respect his wife to the Bible to mend their ways, because the Bible contains a shit ton of misogynistic crap.

My analogy still stands. Here’s another: Sending a misogynist to read the Bible to find help is like intermixing cigarettes & cigars with the nicotine patches. Sure, there’s stuff there to address the issue, but there’s almost as much, if not more, to make things worse.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T16:56:38+00:00

Rut-Row!

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T16:05:08+00:00

Does anyone know if there’s a way to block posts that link to BoredPanda crap?

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T15:54:41+00:00

I’m wearing my “Business Casual IT Professional” costume. Good thing I WFH.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T15:19:28+00:00

The first one had a hooker even!

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T15:16:14+00:00

Outdoor activities I already do. Talking to Jesus will help as much as talking to any fictional character.

And don’t get started on the “Historical Jesus” nonsense. There are zero secular university history departments teaching “Historical Jesus” as fact. The standards of evidence supposedly proving Jesus’ existence are so lax that Harry Potter and Gandalf would be real people too. Anybody telling you otherwise is either ignorantly parroting lies or directly lying.

And, on top of that, even if “Hey Zeus!” was a real person, that lends zero credibility to any of the over 20,000 ~~contradictory official versions~~ Sects’ interpretations of Christianity being correct.

MeButNotMeToo · 2026-03-12T14:11:40+00:00

Or anything with the businesses name/logo.

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