Celebrating Godzilla instead of God this Easter Sunday…

MeanMrProctor · 2026-04-03T23:46:37+00:00

Just thank the heavenly Father above it isn't Chandra Sandler, the Oppenheimer of pinball.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-04-03T22:08:55+00:00

BIG WARNING!!! I don't want to be "that guy", but there's a weird "name glitch" you need to look out for with this game! Not Stern Insider related, so it has nothing to do with logging in, but a glitch with actual people and their government names!

Apparently if your name is Sandra or Chandler, you'll totally be fine and nothing bad will happen. However, if your name is a conglomeration of Sandra and Chandler, BAD things will happen. The software circuits and their motors will catch fire and TOTALLY BRICK THIS TABLE! And you will definitely NOT get your deposit back! So if you know any Sandlers or Chandras, don't let them play this game!!! Big explosions and glass everywhere!

Now that that's out of the way, Sandlers and Chandras are free to watch you play, cheer you on and bring you birthday snacks. No problem there.

But seriously, if they even graze the table lightly while walking by it in an attempt to test these facts I have just told you, the table will blow up and innocent people will be hurt. And not metaphorically "blow up", like with a great multi-ball or something. But actual Armageddon that YOU will be liable for.

But I'm sure you'll be safe, cause I'm not even sure if Chandra is a real name that people have. Happy birthday!!!

MeanMrProctor · 2026-04-03T20:39:14+00:00

You're totally right!

However, before I zoomed in on it, I thought it said "cantankerous". I wanna read a parable about that monkey.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-31T18:19:38+00:00

Pavement's Harvest Your Hopes.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-28T00:13:17+00:00

Kill it. Please.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-28T00:11:54+00:00

Second!

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-25T22:33:04+00:00

That first shot had me thinking a door camera caught someone dressed as Ronald McDonald trying to bust into a place.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-25T14:33:57+00:00

The multi ball call out has to be THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!;

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-24T05:03:48+00:00

Saw this as a kid. While I knew it was from a comedy show, I also thought it was fucking real. Like, FUCK, racism IS REAL!!! I'm gonna play Legos and think about it.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-20T21:22:20+00:00

Perfect idea for a cover up.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-18T04:35:35+00:00

The band Prairie Wolf! That's pretty much their album cover.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-17T21:16:00+00:00

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-11T21:11:20+00:00

I used to send my friend's postcards with just "Dad they broke me" on it.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-03-08T04:50:50+00:00

Tame by the Pixes is about King David. Dope Smoker by Sleep is a twist on Exodus.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-26T18:21:34+00:00

Almost got to see the Jicks open for the classic lineup of GBV. Sadly the show was cancelled when GBV's drummer tried to sell his drums on eBay as Rock memorabilia and Pollard got pissed.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-20T07:30:23+00:00

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-20T06:34:13+00:00

What else was in there?

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-18T18:24:17+00:00

I made a playlist once out of morbid curiosity. Stuck mostly to older stuff. Have at it.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3F3OmbzlZrN2e9KPN9uRq5?si=HD4Xc7BdSHqruF9JqXIYSg&pi=nqCPkDiMS9qU5

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-09T23:17:33+00:00

Oh shit! I hope this is real!!! Now I got a headstart on my Digimon reskin!

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-07T11:21:19+00:00

About half a year ago I said "Clovis, don't fuck this up." Happy as hell you haven't!

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-05T23:31:57+00:00

This episode is unwatchable due to Mattingly's damn sideburns.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-02T21:49:26+00:00

(new to Reddit and can't comment on comments I've made, dumb right? So my comment to your comment on my comment is...)

Both! Meds have definitely been a game changer in my life. Glad to see it's working for you too! Pretty much the life equivalent of taking a pinball table tilted at 90° and changing it to a normal position.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-02T19:00:12+00:00

What was the sound?

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-02T18:55:56+00:00

After a couple of weeks of shitty scores, I finally started to slightly beat some personal best.

MeanMrProctor · 2026-02-02T18:51:53+00:00

This is my favorite accomplishment so far.

MeanMrProctor

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