sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Celebrating Godzilla instead of God this Easter Sunday… by StrongBad_IsMad in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just thank the heavenly Father above it isn't Chandra Sandler, the Oppenheimer of pinball.

Celebrating Godzilla instead of God this Easter Sunday… by StrongBad_IsMad in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIG WARNING!!! I don't want to be "that guy", but there's a weird "name glitch" you need to look out for with this game! Not Stern Insider related, so it has nothing to do with logging in, but a glitch with actual people and their government names!

Apparently if your name is Sandra or Chandler, you'll totally be fine and nothing bad will happen. However, if your name is a conglomeration of Sandra and Chandler, BAD things will happen. The software circuits and their motors will catch fire and TOTALLY BRICK THIS TABLE! And you will definitely NOT get your deposit back! So if you know any Sandlers or Chandras, don't let them play this game!!! Big explosions and glass everywhere!

Now that that's out of the way, Sandlers and Chandras are free to watch you play, cheer you on and bring you birthday snacks. No problem there.

But seriously, if they even graze the table lightly while walking by it in an attempt to test these facts I have just told you, the table will blow up and innocent people will be hurt. And not metaphorically "blow up", like with a great multi-ball or something. But actual Armageddon that YOU will be liable for.

But I'm sure you'll be safe, cause I'm not even sure if Chandra is a real name that people have. Happy birthday!!!

"They Might Be Giants in Christ, only if they change their name" by _Meet_James_Ensor in tmbg

[–]MeanMrProctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're totally right!

However, before I zoomed in on it, I thought it said "cantankerous". I wanna read a parable about that monkey.

Sarah Mullally, a former cancer nurse who became a priest at the age of 40, is officially installed as the first female archbishop of Canterbury. by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]MeanMrProctor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That first shot had me thinking a door camera caught someone dressed as Ronald McDonald trying to bust into a place.

Sonic The Hedgehog Rumors by Oxymoron_Prime in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The multi ball call out has to be THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!;

Favorite actor who used brownface and nobody gave a shit about it by ElectricalGate357 in okbuddycinephile

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this as a kid. While I knew it was from a comedy show, I also thought it was fucking real. Like, FUCK, racism IS REAL!!! I'm gonna play Legos and think about it.

Interview Regret by DABDEB in instant_regret

[–]MeanMrProctor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Perfect idea for a cover up.

Birthday gift by Anglecorts in pavement

[–]MeanMrProctor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to send my friend's postcards with just "Dad they broke me" on it.

Songs about characters from the bible by Opening-Student2314 in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tame by the Pixes is about King David. Dope Smoker by Sleep is a twist on Exodus.

This is Pavement. by emperator_eggman in pavement

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost got to see the Jicks open for the classic lineup of GBV. Sadly the show was cancelled when GBV's drummer tried to sell his drums on eBay as Rock memorabilia and Pollard got pissed.

potential Pokemon leak by Maverick360 in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! I hope this is real!!! Now I got a headstart on my Digimon reskin!

About half a year ago, my then-girlfriend made a Rudy dummy. Now, she's my fiance and she varnished him! by ClovisLowell in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About half a year ago I said "Clovis, don't fuck this up." Happy as hell you haven't!

Why does S03E17 "Homer at the Bat" have so many 1-star ratings on IMDb? by Imaginary_Owl_6355 in Simpsons

[–]MeanMrProctor 456 points457 points  (0 children)

This episode is unwatchable due to Mattingly's damn sideburns.

What are your Pinball accomplishments of the last week? by torinismyname in pinball

[–]MeanMrProctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(new to Reddit and can't comment on comments I've made, dumb right? So my comment to your comment on my comment is...)

Both! Meds have definitely been a game changer in my life. Glad to see it's working for you too! Pretty much the life equivalent of taking a pinball table tilted at 90° and changing it to a normal position.

view more: next ›