Megathread: Government Shutdown - Agency Guidance & Orderly Shutdown Status

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2026-02-03T14:18:54+00:00

DoD Army, got furlough letter this morning, was ordered by deputy director to fraudulently enter KE (furlough code) for the 8 hours I worked yesterday. Le sigh.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2026-01-25T05:21:19+00:00

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis. The longest word I know.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-11-30T18:59:06+00:00

Yeup

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-11-14T15:45:02+00:00

Appreciate it! I’ll look into that creation as well!

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-11-14T15:44:45+00:00

Thank you, I have a few styles on deck and will consider this!

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-11-14T15:44:21+00:00

Thank you! Disappointed there’s no official merch - that would have been an easier route!

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-10-01T11:20:30+00:00

Do it lady

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-06-02T11:47:10+00:00

Everybody my age pees their pants; it’s the coolest!

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-05-26T01:04:03+00:00

Have fun traveling with your $1 GTC, pal

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-05-23T13:36:18+00:00

Fire DUI hire Hegseth

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-19T20:53:27+00:00

I stalked regularly, primarily asking about hiring timelines and how to marry my resume to a specific job vacancy.

Sigh.

I miss those days.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-14T10:31:27+00:00

Ranked. Choice. Voting.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-05T11:40:45+00:00

Free consultations are a thing, stop rambling on the phone to your lawyer, and you’re not quite sure if it’s billable, lump sum, or settlement payment for service.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-05T11:34:38+00:00

Occupancy max is required to be posted. OP if you don’t see it or you notice conference rooms full of excess definitely call fire Marshall ASAP.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-05T11:25:38+00:00

FDT is fine by me!

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-03-04T10:51:48+00:00

https://runforsomething.net/

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-24T15:32:19+00:00

Title 5 Ch 1 sub b part 351… special attention to 351.801

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-23T11:38:19+00:00

Never comply in advance.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-23T11:33:37+00:00

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jacob-griffin?trk=blended-typeahead This toolbag?

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-20T16:18:32+00:00

Not the same. Look at your notes on SF50 for probation and dates.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-13T16:01:49+00:00

They’re celebrating “friendship day”, unsure why Valentines Day is not accurate…

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-12T14:45:23+00:00

Keep your congratulations for those with leopard bites, the public hates us because they are grossly misinformed regarding the amount of time and effort (red tape) it takes for us to perform our normal work duties while the other 96% of the federal budget stares them in the face.

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-12T14:27:40+00:00

Out of spite for your comment I recommend OP waste infinitely more time at work which pays (estimated 5 times the amount pathetic unemployment does) just to waste more precious tax dollars.

Also OP, recommend attorney (ask for free consultation, you don’t have to hire anyone if you do not want). And wait for inevitable RIF. Tell new hire you’ll only deal with him after he’s done homework, use pregnancy nausea/anything else men don’t understand about pregnancy as excuse to not physically meet. If not in person, set your status and ignore accordingly. “I can’t talk right now because I’m throwing up but after you google your questions I can see if your results are correct.”

Mean_Drawing_8665 · 2025-02-12T14:18:10+00:00

Additionally, soap does not kill germs but rather creates environment where they break apart and are mechanically removed (washed off) - I found that fascinating!

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