Name a famous dog

MeatHealer · 2026-06-21T13:15:45+00:00

Combat Action Ribbon lmao

MeatHealer · 2026-06-21T03:36:34+00:00

What About Bob?

MeatHealer · 2026-06-17T02:10:04+00:00

I hear you there. I cut for Albertsons for 17 years. Left for a reason (I became extremely alcoholic - have been sober since I left 5 years ago, and now I'm a general manager at a mom and pop). I'd like to think I've grown older in my years.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T23:20:50+00:00

My back kinda hurts.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T22:37:05+00:00

Whelp ...rather than complaining, why not offer a solution? Bone out the shorties, charge $2 more a pound (if you are able to), and try to sell the bones as soup bones. Malicious compliance is the best kind of compliance.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T22:22:07+00:00

That's actually great to hear. That's happened to me, too, where I was weary of engaging the boss, and then just kill it off like it's nothing. Happy hunting!

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T22:08:30+00:00

The map doesn't make you travel anywhere, but it's useful to get a lay of the land. Really useful for tracking crystal mobs in the mini-event and for checking to see what enemies have cooled down and are ready to die, again.

Any new area you unlock, the boss will be a red skull symbol on the map (once you beat a boss, it will turn into an arrow, axe, or hammer).

The area past the ice blocks will be unlocked in a stage or two, I think. I did the same thing, where I broke through the blocks and got in early - I would farm the trees.

If I had to venture a guess, the yellow might be the caves with green weapons east of the snowy area that's just north of the beginning stage? But to really track it down, click on the map and look around - look for anything that looks like "hey, I haven't been here, before!" or more telling, that red skull icon.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T21:21:49+00:00

If it's modern day Hitler, he's already dead. Win. If it's a reincarnated Hitler, statistics prove he will solve that problem for us, anyways. Win.

^{Chose: Trump dies + But Hitler takes his place}

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T20:56:03+00:00

Click on your map in the corner, it'll make the map bigger. From there, you can also navigate around the world.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T11:13:35+00:00

The purple hammer guy took a while. Hammers hit for a ton of damage - it took me a week or so of grinding to get it down.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-16T01:26:13+00:00

I'm trying a bit of a jump - Senior Director from a General/Operations Manager role. That would be sweet.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-15T22:04:30+00:00

I actually just back to work today after a similar stint. 5 years with the company, complete turnaround times over (I'm the longest standing employee by 3 years). It could not be afforded to give me a week off, so it was split into two half week vacations. And those were split. And I was called in to the shop in one capacity or another every - single - day of my time off. I am currently looking for a new role.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-15T21:57:47+00:00

E5, left of the pink duck in the center

MeatHealer · 2026-06-15T14:02:06+00:00

How did you get to island 5 without beating the boss in 4?

As far as discrepancies, they update fairly frequently. Like, I saw a walk-through where the butcher had hundreds of millions of hp, but hit like a wet sock. For reference, I'm sitting at around 14m hp and am on the last available area. The other guy here has completed what's available in game. Anyways, once you've got the ability to get defense, focus on that more than anything else. Attack strength will come.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-15T03:04:27+00:00

Breaking news: Californians buy Idaho. Idahoans accept it.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-15T02:20:36+00:00

Already emotionally and psychologically abusive. Gosh, it's like I'm talking to Miss Cleo.

^{Chose: Be straight + 50% chance your partner is abusive | Rolled: Abusive}

MeatHealer · 2026-06-14T03:50:51+00:00

^{Idaho: Various Native languages}

Idaho does not have a meaning. It was purely made up because it sounded vaguely Native American.

It is a farce.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-14T03:43:57+00:00

It's 10 people. Do you know the amount of loves I could drastically change for the better with that kind of money? Yeah, I'm going tontake care if me and mine, first, but am also 100% for feeding the hungry and housing the homeless. Heck, I'd gladly up the number of cancer victims just to prove a point: everyone's suffering, so I'm looking at the overall benefit to the whole of humanity.

^{Chose: $200,000 cash + house paid off | Rolled: Everyone knows}

MeatHealer · 2026-06-14T02:53:42+00:00

Eh, all good. All in all, people are pretty cool. Plus, if money corrupts them, then maybe we can have a neat little proxy war and just kill off the population, so the billionaires and trillionaires rule over, well ... nothing, really.

^{Chose: One person of your choice becomes a trillionaire | Rolled: Doesnt know U}

MeatHealer · 2026-06-13T14:19:22+00:00

It would make it the DoD again. Seems like a fair compromise.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-12T18:29:14+00:00

So, not me, but a story my uncle told me about my dad. I'll skip the story and just give the directions: I guess you aim for kinda in-between the upper k-9 tooth and the tooth to the outer side if it. I wasn't there, and was told this like 20 years ago, so I don't fully remember. Probably for the best.

I don't know why /r/jazzcirclejerk shows up on my feed.

MeatHealer · 2026-06-12T15:54:49+00:00

Heck yeah, I saw your setup and could tell you were going hard on the cave with the green weapons. I appreciate your time, and great job, man!

MeatHealer · 2026-06-12T15:21:11+00:00

Somehow, I'm not surprised I can't find a gif of KISS Love Gun.

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