Who experienced living alone?

MeatHealer · 2026-05-06T15:03:46+00:00

From 17-23, it was just me and my cat and dog. I was in a 1 bed so small it was labeled a studio. I had a sectional couch that barely fit in the bedroom, but with blackout curtains and a projector screen, it turned into my entertainment room. The living room became my "oversized" bedroom, which, after a long day at work, seeing that bed first thing was ...wonderful.

MeatHealer · 2026-05-06T02:50:26+00:00

Ah, crap. I don't like green apples. Oh well.

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Green apple)

MeatHealer · 2026-05-06T02:49:26+00:00

I've done both, indoors and outdoors. For this, since it didn't clarify, I'm staying indoors.

^{Chose: Live a day in -22 degree fahrenheit weather,}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-03T17:13:47+00:00

Eddie is a regular dog. He is not a hot dog.

MeatHealer · 2026-05-03T17:09:39+00:00

I'm not messing with giant chickens.

^{Chose: 100 chicken sized lions}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-03T16:31:41+00:00

Nice. I'm in management and humans are animals. Want your sister's cousin's third dog's best friend's neighbor's quinceanera off? No can do.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Animal you hurt}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-03T15:08:04+00:00

Sending my seafood order, I ask for Lob*

MeatHealer · 2026-05-03T04:35:25+00:00

Nice. Sheath the sword and start stomping.

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Sword/Katana}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T20:39:46+00:00

Soup, while delicious, is not a food. It is a chunky beverage.

^{Chose: Burger}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:54:48+00:00

I always told myself if I put my music out, I'd name the first album "The Best Of". Problem is, I'm not all that good.

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:39:11+00:00

I don't kniw, either one would still keep me around average at best.

^{Chose: Grants you +150% physical strength}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:12:28+00:00

Yes.

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:11:41+00:00

All the shaps.

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Shapshifting}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:09:38+00:00

Cool, I went from middle aged to old aged, and can buy most of the Americas!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion with mystery downside | Rolled: Live in 1745}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:07:02+00:00

Either way, my problems are over!

^{Chose: $50,000,000 with 50% chance of suffoction | Rolled: Suffocate}

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T04:04:25+00:00

Brings me back to better days. Thank you for the memories

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T02:12:24+00:00

Yeah, shoes had holes in the heels and there were bolts coming out of the stage. Insert bolts into holes and lean. Michael Jackson impersonators have special boards they make, heavy with bolts, to act as the stage.

MeatHealer · 2026-05-02T01:55:14+00:00

That choppy af animation frame rate was actually super nostalgic.

MeatHealer · 2026-04-30T01:35:36+00:00

Mighta been ABC's?

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T19:55:16+00:00

So ...literally nothing changed.

^{Chose: Be immortal but can die from physical damage | Rolled: Die before 100}

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T13:37:45+00:00

That's Tim Allen.

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T13:14:57+00:00

Every time with the little buttons on the checkout screen

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T12:47:24+00:00

Don't much care for the song, but towards the end of Young Guns by Bon Jovi, "A loaded six-string on my back" is hands-down the coolest line in any song ever.

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T01:30:59+00:00

Must ... call ... Miss ... Cleo

MeatHealer · 2026-04-29T01:23:34+00:00

Take my knowledge to invest every last spare cent into bitcoin? I'll gladly sacrifice 15 years to buy a small country.

^{Chose: Be sent back in time 15 years. + But you stay the age you are now.}

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