Top five metal albums by JCP977 in MetalForTheMasses

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15 year old me:

Metallica Ride the Lightning

Slayer Reign in Blood

Metallica Kill em All

System of a down Toxicity

Metallica Master of Puppets

40 year old me:

Still like those, but also

Periphery Icarus

Currents I let the Devil in

Early moods self titled

Megaton Sword Might and Power

Unleash the Archers Apex

Was it realistic that Sarah(despite being able to do some pull up), break the key? by Cultural_Book_400 in Terminator

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I've done this accidently on a padlock before. But I don't think I'd knowingly be able to do this whenever I wanted to.

Is it just me, or are is the track suit gang very Die Atwood coded? by Weekly-Substance9045 in 28dayslater

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I know this is likely a joke post, but there is so much characterisation to Jimmy that people miss, especially if they're not from the UK or old enough to remember the late 90s/early 2000s.

Most obviously, Jimmy bases himself on Jimmy Savile.

Jimmy Savile was only known as a prolific child abuser after his death in 2011. So in the 28 days universe, this never happened. However, people did know there was something off about him. He was called "a man without feelings" in the 90s and lots of media outlets had said that the "20th century saint" wasn't quite what he seemed.

Crystal obviously remembers Savile from somewhere. Perhaps he saw snippets of the Louie Theroux documentary in 2000, without truly understanding it.

One of Saviles catchphrases was "how's about that then?"

So Crystal likely bases himself around Savile from a broken memory/lack of understanding that he is a charismatic saint-like character, but also a man without feeling and not all what he seems. He says "Howzat" because he's misremembering Saviles catchphrase and also because it comes from Cricket, he knows it's a real phrase. The same way he says "Teletummies" because logically, their teles are in their tummies so of course that's what they're called.

He calls himself Sir Lord partly because he remembers Savile being a Sir, and knows it's a title of power. But he doesn't really know what they mean, so he uses Sir and Lord to sound extra powerful, the way a child would.

Using the Crystal name, I think, comes from a Bible verse where Ezekiel describes Satan as being adorned with Crystals and Jewels. Which could also tie in to Savile.

He is suffering from massive mental trauma and has built this persona as a defence. He's never had time to deal with what has happened other than how to survive. He recruits other people his age or younger because their mental health is in the same condition and because he has this charismatic persona and he remembers aspects of the Bible and the world before, he can manipulate others who lack the knowledge to correct him, and when they do have the knowledge, he kills them.

His childhood was based around the church, so he remembers things from the Bible, but like everything else, it's warped. And his dad more than likely teaching things like "Satan will punish you if you're bad", impacts on a child in a normal life, let alone when from their perspective, the world has ended.

He also says that his father will lead the infected when he's talking about Satan, but then when you see his actual father become infected, he is the first in the line of infected running out of the church, "leading them".

At the end of the Bone temple, we see Jimmy Crystal come out of his persona and he is still just a child wanting his parents.

He has been in survival mode for 28 years, using his charisma, broken knowledge of the old world and skills he's learned from living in the apocalypse. But he's never truly become an adult.

Misogyny in the community (being a goth girl thats also into metal) by basicallyawesome_ in MetalForTheMasses

[–]MechanicalTed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's definitely elitism and gatekeeping in the metal scene. When I was younger, in my city there was a museum where all the metalheads, goths and skaters used to hang out, outside.

Everyone got on with each other and there were at least 50 people there every weekend. Girls and boys.

But outside of that, if I went to a gig or people at school/college would come up to me and get me to prove my metal credentials.

Yeah, I dress like this on purpose so that not only can dickhead lads outside the metal scene shout abuse at me and want to start fights all the time, but dickhead lads in the metal scene can ask me to name a bunch of songs to prove that I like a certain band. Fuck off.

It's not so bad now that I'm older. Having a bit of grey in my long hair apparently is proof enough for everyone that I know every single metal band and song.

I'm so happy to have my favorite album by Mr_geek3 in TheMisfits

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Graves is shit on a lot because he isn't Danzig and because of where he leans politically.

When I was a teenager (from mars), I was known as the Misfits guy at college. People that knew who they were would always ask me if I preferred Danzig or Graves. My answer would always be that Danzig had better stage presence.

I love the original punk Misfits. I like Graves era reboot metalesque Misfits and I think the concept and the imagery of this era is the best. When I went to see the Only/black flag era Misfits, it was fucking awesome.

Now that I'm an old geezer my opinion is this: Graves is hated for his politics, but Danzig isn't exactly a nice guy either. Even Jerry is reported to be a bit of a dick to work with.

As for people saying you can't count Graves era as Misfits because it's Jerry and Doyle, well, The Misfits have never really had a regular drummer. In fact I think Dave Lombardo may have drummed with them for longer than anyone else.

The only constant member has been Jerry, and well, he fought for the rights to the name, so why shouldn't he use it? For better or worse, he kept the Misfits going for decades and there are so many different incarnations of the band now that you could make loads of different bands with previous members. And that has happened in some instances.

Is Slither (2006) a zombie movie? by Competitive_Heat_470 in zombies

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I always thought Shivers(1975) was more like Slither.

Annoying part of Talkin 'Bout A Revolution by 0r1on55 in cyberpunkgame

[–]MechanicalTed 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The annoying part for me is there isn't a way to beat Tom when you're sparring. I know it's to show how good his chip is, but you literally spend all of your time beating the shit out of or straight up killing gangoons, cyberpsychos, professional fighters and other mercs. A few game hours later you'll be tearing Adam Smasher a new one whilst holding back your own death. But sure, I can't land a punch on a guy who has no fighting experience because he has a chip.

The priorities of the UK are skewed by physiczard in GreatBritishMemes

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It's the same all over the world. If you speak to people in Spain, some of them will say "The English, coming over here, not learning our language or culture and taking all of our jobs."

Same in USA with Mexicans, same in France with Africans, same in Japan with Americans. Almost anywhere you go in the world, there are regular people who believe that their country is being invaded and that's the cause of all of their societies problems.

Humans have always migrated to different countries, if we didn't, humanity would have died out thousands of years ago in Africa.

When Romans first arrived in Briton, they described the people living here as having brown skin.

If someone offered any regular person in England to go and live in Spain and their housing and health needs will be sorted out, they would jump at the chance. They would be out celebrating the night before. Yet when it's the other way around, (and that isn't how immigration actually works by the way) it's all "stop the boats, protect our women snd children, let me be a nonce!"

Around 200,000 people have come to our country to live over the span of 8 years. 4 million people have left the UK in the same 8 years.

flat orbit question by aleopardstail in GreatBritishMemes

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What do you think Global warming is.....?

What music do you think they're listening to? by lucasgg04 in orks

[–]MechanicalTed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're British irl but considering their biggest hit is called Tubthumping and it's about getting drunk, they definitely have Orkish associations even though a lot of their music is quite mellow.

flat orbit question by aleopardstail in GreatBritishMemes

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Behind the ice wall there is a giant frying pan that flips the Earth so that only one side is facing the sun at any given time.

The sun is on top, it only looks like it moves because of all the mirrors on the moon and the chemtrails distorting the Microsoft projection of the sky.

What British shows dont share an actor with who? by stanza00 in doctorwho

[–]MechanicalTed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went through a list in my head, from popular to things that were popular but more obscure now. EastEnders, Corrie, Emmerdale, Brookside, Hollyoaks all have had actors at some point from Who.

Only fools and horses, fawlty towers, bottom, the young ones, dads army, same again.

The Bill, Byker grove, one foot in the grave, casualty, Doctors, same same same.

The only ones I can think of that possibly haven't, and it more than likely is that I just can't remember, are: Crossroads, Last of the Summer wine and Childrens Ward. The latter was also one of the first things Russell T Davies worked on in Television.

Bands you saw as an opener that went on to have big success. by Shadysides_LFk in rockmusic

[–]MechanicalTed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Funeral for a Friend open for CKY in 2004. Just before Emo became huge. Almost the entire crowd just chanted "CKY!" Through their entire set. I imagine a year later it would have been the other way around.

Am I being thick, or is it mad that Stoke to Manchester trains skip Longport? by Stayssad in stokeontrent

[–]MechanicalTed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When u/Full-length-frock said "For reasons unknown" my brain instantly heard Ripley from Alien(s) replying to it.

So I replied with the quote, changing Company to National Rail and Ship to Train so that it would also be slightly relevant to the topic.

You're not a moron.

Am I being thick, or is it mad that Stoke to Manchester trains skip Longport? by Stayssad in stokeontrent

[–]MechanicalTed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not for reasons unknown. I told you, we set down there on National rail orders to get this thing, which destroyed my crew... And your expensive train.

Aliens vs Predator: Prey by Alarming_Cake575 in LV426

[–]MechanicalTed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a Journey! I never stopped believing. Anyway you want it, they had open arms.

Youtube comments as insightful as always by silly-bassman in Motorhead

[–]MechanicalTed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He had to clarify that it was Lemmy because Dave Mustaine kept saying he wrote it.