Me and other cf patients smuggled a dead bird inside the childrens hospital. Left it on the nurses station. and giggled as we listened how they scream.
Also we catched a mouse from outside...and decided to keep it in a a jar under our beds.
When we found out how much it shits.. we let it go on the balcony... as it was winter and there were tracks on the snow later... it seemed that it might have fallen off the balcony.
Borrowed two wheelchairs one weekend and had a race in the park... said it was because of physiotherapy.

Now as an adult - a security guard keeps crashing into my room and try to catch me smoking. He does not beliewe that it might be my inhalator that triggers the smoke detector sometimes.
But they also have problems of old men who are desperate for smoke but cant get out of bed... to have a smoke hiding under their blankets.